My wife told me her grandmother always used to say: "a stitch in time saves nine." :(

Merry Christmas! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Wonder Woman did remember to bring her "magic lasso" for our date this weekend... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

The "fake ad" read: 9 Side Effects of Using Hand Sanitizer, According to Doctors. :(

She's saying: "Dr. Andy likes when I use this on his cock. He says it stings (giggle)." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

“To Dr. Andy With Love”
 

No doubt you have heard of the “Nashville Christmas Bomber” no matter where you live. :( In the United States, it has dominated the news cycle for the last couple of days. Fortunately, as far as I can tell, it doesn’t seem to be related to anything else and there have been no other incidents. Apparently there were only three injuries from the blast and at least as of the time I’m writing this, the suspect appears to have taken his own life.

However one item of “interest” reported this morning, was that the van containing the explosives started playing the song “Downtown” before it blew up. A #1 hit from the 60’s, I thought at first it was sung by “Lulu.”

Turns out it was Petula Clark.

Searching for Lulu however, I found “To Sir With Love” which also starred Judy Geeson. :inlove: Have never seen this movie. I knew it was from the 60’s (1967) and starred Sidney Poitier (as a Mechanical Engineer who takes a part-time teaching job in a “rough” London school to make ends meet). :respect:

Sounds more like a job for “Dr. Andy.” :lol:

According to Wikipedia, Mark Thackeray (Sidney Poitier’s character) calls out the students for their “slutty behavior.”

Dr. Andy on the other hand tends to encourage slutty behavior... :blush:

Judy in these pictures looks like a “Future Wife” to me. :inlove: Was trying to think of something I have seen her in. “Brannigan” starring John Wayne and the PBS series “Danger UXB” come to mind.

Both of them together in class? Ask me if I love my work? :drool:

“I think he likes me!” :innocent:

Lulu from 1968. The 60’s are definitely my favorite decade. :heart:

“Dr. Andy? Can you help me with my homework?”

So I guess it’s a date then? She’s saying: “Andy, I’m driving. You always drive on the wrong side of the road!”

I posted this picture somewhere else on TLB. Had to be many years before I was born, but looks like a “young Dr. Andy” checking her out... :inlove: Little guy, that’s what life's all about. Yes. Everything. You will never be the same after this...

(Moderators: Both Lulu and Judy were born in 1948. So they would have been 18 or 19 when the movie was made.)

They all say: "Andy, your wife will never find out..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Sorry, had to add this. Did a search for the image. Google said "older Women with younger Men." How old is the guy in this relationship? 12? :lol::lol::lol:)

Proof that “Dr. Andy” somehow managed to find his way back to 1967. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Yes. I have practiced a "morning routine" for many years. But it has taken me longer than "30 seconds" since I was about 19... :drool: :blush: :innocent:

“Teilore Svifta” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(It has been a slow day. “Dr. Andy” is editing and processing video for his Spring online classes so too much time is being spent on the Internet. Most of it up to no good... :blush: The “Nashville Bombing” is still dominating the news. :( There seems to be more police activity than normal around Indianapolis and Zionsville but that could have as much to do with New Year’s as anything. I think the FBI will find this was an isolated incident. Wonder what his “friend’s” involvement was? If any. She graduated from the University of Tennessee in 2012 in Business. I have read many “theories” probably all wrong. Her LinkedIn profile sounds like one of my former students. In the meantime, there were reports of a “black 2019 Corvette ZR-1” on fire outside a popular downtown restaurant but it turned out to be set by the man’s wife... :innocent:)

Happy New Year 2021!
 

My dates are saying: “But shouldn’t we wait for Andy? (giggle).” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

More Disney Princess' "Fan Art." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Rapunzel was "18" in the story.

She's saying: "Andy... I wanted to ask you something. Are all guys... (giggle) you know... 'thingys' like only 2 inches?" :blush:

Rest?
 

The best “fake ad” so far of 2021 suggests that we need to get more rest. I totally agree with that idea especially after last year. :(

The article said that “rest” may take many forms however...

She’s saying: “We were up really late last night. ;) Think I’ll just lay back on the bed and let Andy do all the work.” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

January 1st. Not too early to start thinking about Valentines day. :inlove: Stuff is already in the stores. It arrived right after Christmas. :(

Those arms... Told you I work out. :lol: Think I'll send this one to all my girlfriends this year. :innocent:

Look! It's a white Mercedes! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Ariel, Future Wife?
 

This “Ariel” is most definitely “over 18.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She’s saying: “Andy, ummm... it’s about that other thing you wished for. It’s just like yours and right now it’s hard and feels funny (giggle). :drool: Maybe you can show me what to do with it later, baby...” :innocent:

This reminds me. My New Years resolution is to take up golf. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

This ad just came up on my phone. Some kind of supplement. Guess I just have a dirty mind... :blush:

She’s saying: “Gonna give this to Andy after his workout. It’ll make him hard for hours (giggle).” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Yes, I'm sure I just have a dirty mind... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Measuring Up
 

“He lives in Zionsville?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(The last one is my wife. :blush:)

Aubrey Kate "Future Wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Carol Penelope :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(The video is super hot. I had a great time on our first date... :drool: :turnon: :innocent:)

First Day of Class
 

“Dr. Andy! Did you remember to turn your webcam off?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Social Distancing?
 

She’s saying: “Bt dctrr anndhh I dnt WNT t prctce socl distncngggg!!!” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Yes. She’s a “Future Wife.” Obviously she has excellent taste in music. Check out the Mötley Crüe poster on the wall behind her. :respect:)

Best "first date" ever. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Shit. Time to get back to work... :lol:)

From a fitness ad. She’s telling me that I can “delay muscle soreness with magnesium therapy.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

The Perfect Ass?
 

Sunday morning, nothing to do. The first pic came up on my phone this morning. Yes, she’s definitely a “Future Wife” even though I can’t see her face. Shit. I just know... :inlove:

Anyway it got me thinking, what IS “the perfect ass” anyway?

These are some of what I found:

This is the first one that came up in my search. A mousepad. All I could think of is “It’s a good thing I’m left-handed.” :blush: And how do you know she’s not trans? I was thinking that she was. She’s saying: “Andy, I’ve got something else you’d like. You just need to come around to the front.” :inlove:

Moderators: I just hope this one is “18.” :innocent:

Very nice. That reminds me, today is “squat day.” :drool:

The article said “the science of the perfect ass.” Really! “Dr. Andy” is all for science so he read it with great interest. Maybe he could get a grant to study this further? ;)

Speaking of “Dr. Andy” I’m sure that he has been “a perfect ass” on many occasions. :lol::lol::lol:

Wrong Night?
 

She’s saying: “Andy said he’d be over at 9:00. I forgot he meant tomorrow!!!” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

She is pissed. :( "Andy! All those charges from OnlyFans? WTF?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Nice shirt. Guess I would like to be the "Tramp" then. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

From PERV: The Sexual Deviant in All of Us by Jesse Bering, published in October 2013 by Scientific American/ Farrar, Straus and Giroux, LLC. Copyright © 2013 by Jesse Bering. All rights reserved.

(Silly comments by “Dr. Andy,” January 2021. :blush:)

Acrotomophilia - Arousal to amputees (See a lot of this on “E-Hentai.”)

Actirasty - Arousal to the sun’s rays (Once had a girlfriend who was addicted to tanning.)

Agalmatophilia - Arousal to statues (Well, “Venus” IS kinda hot...)

Anasteemaphilia - Arousal to a person of extreme stature (Muscular women?)

Autogynephilia - Arousal to oneself [male only] in the form of a woman (No comment...)

Autoplushophilia - Arousal to oneself dressed as a giant cartoon-like stuffed animal (Ditto...)

Chasmophilia - Arousal to caverns, crevices, and valleys (Hell no. I stay away from places like that.)

Climacophilia - Arousal to falling down stairs

Exhibitionism - Arousal to displaying one’s sexual organs in public

Formicophilia - Arousal to insects (Only if she’s the “Queen Bee.”)

Frotteurism - Arousal to touching a stranger surreptitiously in a crowded place

Gerontophilia - Arousal to the elderly (Hope Dove Cameron suffers from this. Yes I’m older than her. We had a date for tonight.)

Katoptronophilia - Arousal to sex in front of mirrors (On the ceiling maybe?)

Knismolagnia - Arousal to being tickled (Doesn’t everybody?)

Lithophilia - Arousal to stone and gravel

Masochism - Arousal to experiencing physical and psychological pain

Nasolingus - Arousal to sucking on a person’s nose (Never have thought about sucking someone’s nose before. Sounds kinky...)

Nebulophilia - Arousal to fog

Necrophilia - Arousal to corpses

Objectophilia - Arousal to a particular object, distinct from fetishism (Well maybe if it’s a 2021 Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut.)

Partialism - Arousal to a body part other than the reproductive organs (Ass and Legs!)

Pedophilia - Arousal to prepubescent children

Podophilia - Arousal to feet

Psychrophilia - Arousal to being cold and watching others who are cold (Maybe that’s why my wife always tells me to “chill out”?)

Pubephilia - Arousal to pubic hair (No. I like my partners shaved.)

Pygophilia - Arousal to buttocks (Fuck yes!!! Why is this a fetish anyway?)

Sadism - Arousal to causing physical and psychological pain

Stygiophilia - Arousal to the thought of hellfire and damnation (Guess that’s why I stopped going to church.)

Urophilia - Arousal to urine or urinating others (Was “pissed on” by my ex. Didn’t like it.)

Vorarephilia - Arousal to eating another person’s body parts (Also big on “E-Hentai.”)

Voyeurism - Arousal to spying on others for sexual gratification

Xylophilia - Arousal to wood (“Uhuhuhuuh he said wood...”)

Zoophilia - Arousal to nonhuman animals

Breath Play?
 

Her name is "Brooke." Met her online. Maybe she'll come to Zionsville? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

The "Not So Little" Mermaid
 

“No Ariel. This ISN’T what I wished for...” :(

She’s saying: “Do you like this better?” :inlove:

“I found some rope. Maybe you could tie me up?” :drool:

“Oooh... I love it when they rub together.” :turnon:

“Sorry Andy. I didn’t mean to cum all over your face. But you look so cute like that (giggle).” :blush:

“Shit. Why do they all go to sleep after?” :innocent:

(Moderators: These are all "non-Disney fan-art" drawings from various sources. As in previous posts, I'm assuming she's "over 18.")

The Right Watch
 

On CNN tonight I saw an ad for a “Tactical Diver’s Watch.” Actually, it doesn’t look too bad. Might check it out. :respect:

But I know from past experience that “name” means everything. Especially for sex...

Is there anyone who doesn’t know what a Rolex is for example? I have a very nice “Casio” chronograph that I wear on occasion (and a Tag Heuer from my wife that I wear on very “special” occasions) but every time I think of Casio I remember John Candy from “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.” Not exactly the image you want to project if you goal is to get laid. :lol:

The first picture is the “tactical watch.” It looks like it would go well with my Glock. And for just under $300 USD would probably be a great watch.

They compare it to a Longines, a Breitling, and a Tag Heuer. All of which cost thousands. And have outstanding reputations worldwide.

But if she sees a “Breitling” on your wrist, you aren’t likely to go home alone... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

"See something you like ?" Me: Yes. :drool:

"Dr. Andy's class is 'the bomb' (giggle)." :innocent:

"Future Wife." :inlove:

(Does anyone say "the bomb" anymore or are they really "Dr. Andy's" age? :blush: Moderators: They are Oklahoma University cheerleaders. So college >= 18. Wonder how they got all the way to Indianapolis? ;).)

Convention?
 

With apologies to my friend Boner. Great post! :respect: Sorry, I couldn't help this... :innocent:

It's "Dr. Andy" with one of his students. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

This was part of a “clickbait” story about getting a Coronavirus vaccine in the United States.

As usual I have a dirty mind... :blush:

She’s saying: “You really are a kinky motherfucker Andy. If that hurts, I’m gonna inject it into your cock.” :(

Me: “Promise?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Actually it’s from the “Swine Flu” outbreak in 1976. :eek:)

I thought it said: "How to get laid in a tanning bed." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Guess I just have a dirty mind... :blush:

Future Wife. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She’s saying: “Andy. Look me in the eyes...” :blush:

Happy Valentine’s Day - a week early! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(The first one. She’s saying: “Sorry. But you’ve got to be at least a footlong...” :blush:)

Strong is Sexy
 

Strong and fit women from Pinterest ("Future Wife" edition). :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Out on a date the third one is saying: "Andy. Sorry your car had a blowout. Let me fix it... :drool: :respect: :innocent:)

Yes I know there is a thread for "Dressed Shemales" but I hate stomping on other's posts and I also hate the word "shemale." :(

Besides, as far as I'm concerned Aubrey is a "Dreamgirl" and "Future Wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Enjoy her pics! :drool:

More Fun With "Grown Up" Ariel
 

You know what you really want, big guy... :inlove:

Andy! I love them!!! Now I just want to wrap them around your head (giggle). :drool:

Does anyone else think she's got a bulge? Or do I just have a dirty mind... :blush:

She's saying: "Andy! How can you breathe?" :innocent:

This drawing was called "Millennial Ariel." Complete with her Starbucks. As you know, Millennials actually are "Generation Y" that originally was defined as those born 1982-2000. At least that's what "Dr. Andy" was taught when he was in school. So she could be approaching "40". :lol::lol::lol:

"Cosplay Ariel" Future Wife. :inlove:

TikTok! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(According to the article I read she was considered "too old" for TikTok at 30. :( Guess I was right about anyone "born before 2000" being a "Boomer." Might as well kill me now... :lol::lol::lol:)

VR Workouts
 

On CNN today...

Here’s some screenshots for you. I think anything that motivates someone have a good workout is awesome. The author adds that VR is a “legitimate” way to work out. Everything is “legit” these days. I much prefer to work out “illegitimately.” But either way, I would probably be more motivated if my Oculus Quest could show some scenes like these three. :drool:

The last one's name is Laura Michelle. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Laura Michelle is of course my “Future Wife.” But would this program even allow us to get married? :innocent:

Selfie Culture brought us here. :blush: Today's phrase is "Thirst Trap." :drool:

So I guess today's "Future Wife" is... Martha Stewart? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Martha is 79. :eek: She's saying: "Andy, why are you wasting your time with those children you always post on TLB?" :innocent:)

Just checking in to see if this site is alive or dead... :(

She is identified as Chulin Nakazawa. Not familiar with her. Perhaps I should be? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

The video was appropriately titled “Cock Torture.” Looks like fun. We could take turns... ;) But would she travel all the way to Zionsville? Maybe I could go to Japan instead? :drool: :turnon: :innocent:

I'd say mostly dead

Final Post?
 

I first remember posting about “men marrying dolls” on here a few years ago. Apparently it’s big business now. Guess the all the Coronavirus quarantining has much to do with it. Maybe I should start my own “sex doll” company in Zionsville. Who’s in with me?

At home with my latest GF. “Sweetie, I love you but you’ve really gotta quit smoking. That shit’ll kill ya.” :(

She’s saying: “Andy. Get your fucking finger out of my mouth. Now!” :eek:

I really hate PDA’s but we couldn’t help it. :lol:

“Baby close your legs! The neighbors are watching over the fence...” :drool:

This is a Gay sexdoll. Doesn’t do anything for me but I wish I had abs like that. :respect:

You could have your very own “Dr. Andy” doll. Who knew! Just wondering... do you think he’s missing something? :blush:

(But I’ve already decided long ago who my “Future Wife” would be if I were ever to go this route. :inlove: You can find her here. Her name is "Michelle." She's 5’10” tall and comes well equipped with a 7” cock. Yes. I was shocked at how close to my “ideal woman” she actually was. At least superficially. And according to her “documentation” she will forever be “27.” $7,000 USD. Cheaper than a divorce. :innocent:)

Ten Years Ago?
 

Anyway, this was from an article “Things You’ll Recognize if You’ve Been Teaching More Than 10 Years.” From 2018. So that takes us all the way back to... 2008? In 2009 a “young Dr. Andy” received his Ph.D. Before that he had been an “Assistant Professor of Business and Information Systems” at the college where he still teaches today (between Purdue and Indiana I picked up an MBA at Butler) and he cannot remember using ANY of the items shown in his classrooms. :confused: Apart from the VCR and floppy disks, most of this stuff looks like it’s from the 1950’s or before. Why do they always get this stuff wrong? It’s just like those “Born Before 1985” ads or saying that “Millennials” are 18-24. Jesus H. Christ!

Of course this is what a real “computer science” class was like “back in the day.” From IBM. No I don’t think I would have liked to teach back then. :(

This is more like it... Must be my grandad. :innocent:

Present day. She’s saying: “So have you fucked Dr. Andy yet (giggle)?” “No. He’s married, you slut!” :lol:

True story: When I began my career they asked me to teach a summer class exclusively for “Adult” learners. It met for three hours, on a Monday night, for five weeks. I got paid $5,000 USD. Not too bad for part time... But as my students quickly discovered: “He lives in Zionsville!” :blush:

All my courses are “online” now because of Coronavirus. Hard to believe it’s been almost a year. I really miss seeing my students “face to face.” Especially this one. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

As those of you who actually read my posts will know, I first showed an interest in playing drums after seeing Wayne's World as a kid.

My parents signed me up for lessons. But it didn't last very long as my Mom "got rid" of my set one day. Can't say I blame her... :lol: :blush: :(

My wife however has been supportive of my learning to play again as an adult. :cool:

That is until she met my drum teacher! :drool: :inlove: :innocent: