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smc 03-13-2010 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137243)
Damn it! I missed the 1000th post of the thread by one!:broken:

;)

You live such an exciting life, my friend. :lol:

smc 03-13-2010 05:14 PM

Little Andr? arrived home after his hockey game, threw open the door, and ran to his Dad.

"How was the game, son? How did you do?" asked his father, who had been unable to attend the game.

"You aren't going to believe it, Dad!" Andr? exclaimed. "I was responsible for the winning goal!"

"That's wonderful," his dad said. "How did you do that?"

"I missed my check on the other team's high scorer!"

smc 03-13-2010 05:15 PM

At a game between the Leafs and the Habs, a fan suddenly found himself in the thick of dozens of flying bottles.

"There's nothing to worry about, lad," said the elderly chap siting next to him. "It's like the bombs during the war. You won't get hit unless the bottle's got your name on it."

"That's just what I'm afraid of," said the fan. "My name's Johnny Walker."

smc 03-13-2010 05:18 PM

One more. This one's for my friend shadows.

The last time the Leafs won a Stanley Cup, most Leafs fans were in diapers. Guess what? The next time the Leafs win a Stanley cup, those same fans will be in diapers.

ila 03-13-2010 05:32 PM

Boston is playing in Montreal tonight. The face-off is just over a half hour away. What do you think, smc, will Boston take the lead again only to lose to a resurgent Montreal in the third period?

smc 03-13-2010 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ila (Post 137287)
Boston is playing in Montreal tonight. The face-off is just over a half hour away. What do you think, smc, will Boston take the lead again only to lose to a resurgent Montreal in the third period?

I am sorry to say that such a scenario sounds eminently plausible. Of course, the Habs might just decide not to toy with the Bruins tonight and crush them from the initial face-off.

Call me a disgruntled fan ...

smc 03-13-2010 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ila (Post 137287)
Boston is playing in Montreal tonight. The face-off is just over a half hour away. What do you think, smc, will Boston take the lead again only to lose to a resurgent Montreal in the third period?

Oh, and by the way, I had the misfortune of being at the game to which you are referring. It's the one where I met the Habs fans on the subway (see earlier post).

ila 03-13-2010 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137289)
I am sorry to say that such a scenario sounds eminently plausible. Of course, the Habs might just decide not to toy with the Bruins tonight and crush them from the initial face-off.

Call me a disgruntled fan ...

It is a home game for Montreal and they do play quite well at home. I think that Montreal will come out and play hard right from the start. They no better than to give only a half-hearted effort at home.

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 137290)
Oh, and by the way, I had the misfortune of being at the game to which you are referring. It's the one where I met the Habs fans on the subway (see earlier post).

I remember your post about that game. Sorry about the way it turned out. I'm glad that Montreal won, but I'm sorry that it was a friend's team that they beat.

ila 03-13-2010 06:53 PM

Bopston at Montreal
 
Less than a minute left and Montreal just scored when Boston was on a powerplay. It's now 2 - 0 for Montreal and the first period just ended.

smc 03-13-2010 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ila (Post 137298)
Less than a minute left and Montreal just scored when Boston was on a powerplay. It's now 2 - 0 for Montreal and the first period just ended.

Thanks for the update, ila. It's bad enough that the Habs ruin my hockey-watching (at least so far) by scoring when the Bruins are a man up. Now you have to remind me of something I already know in the place I visit to escape my hockey malaise by changing my focus to some beautiful gurly cocks!

ila 03-13-2010 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 137299)
Thanks for the update, ila. It's bad enough that the Habs ruin my hockey-watching (at least so far) by scoring when the Bruins are a man up. Now you have to remind me of something I already know in the place I visit to escape my hockey malaise by changing my focus to some beautiful gurly cocks!

To take your mind off the Bruins repeat after me "mmmmmm girl cock" and repeat as often as necessary.

smc 03-13-2010 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ila (Post 137300)
To take your mind off the Bruins repeat after me "mmmmmm girl cock" and repeat as often as necessary.

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What Bruins?

ila 03-13-2010 07:23 PM

Damn, Boston scored. It's now 2 - 1 for Montreal. I need to meditate for awhile.

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Is there a hockey game on?

shadows 03-13-2010 07:57 PM

At least you get to see a good game where both teams are still in sniffing distance of a playoff spot.

Me? My team gets to face the other cellar dweller from the West...the Edmonton Oilers.:no:

At least the Leafs are ahead 5-2. Third win in a row? They always seem to play better when the season is pretty much over. They did this last year(and the year before). They stink for the majority of games, then make a mad run at the end of the season...and usually end up 9th at best. Arghhhhh!

So, to recap:

Montreal 2 Boston 1 at the end of the second period.

Toronto 5 Edmonton 2 at the end of the second period.

shadows 03-13-2010 08:00 PM

Actually, I just checked the Boxscore from the Montreal/Boston game. Boston only has 11 shots after 2 periods and Montreal only has 16 shots. It doesn't look like it is that interesting of a game. Are the shots on goal misleading in this case, Ila? Perhaps there may not be a lot of shots, but they are all quality ones?

ila 03-13-2010 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137316)
Actually, I just checked the Boxscore from the Montreal/Boston game. Boston only has 11 shots after 2 periods and Montreal only has 16 shots. It doesn't look like it is that interesting of a game. Are the shots on goal misleading in this case, Ila? Perhaps there may not be a lot of shots, but they are all quality ones?

The game is over and Montreal won 3 - 2. It was a good game with quite intense action. Both teams skated well and played hard. Yes, all shots were quality ones.

smc 03-13-2010 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137315)
At least you get to see a good game where both teams are still in sniffing distance of a playoff spot.

Sniffing distance, perhaps, but down by Boston Garden the smell ain't so good! :lol:

shadows 03-13-2010 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ila (Post 137326)
The game is over and Montreal won 3 - 2. It was a good game with quite intense action. Both teams skated well and played hard. Yes, all shots were quality ones.

That's good to hear. I hate the games where there is endless cycling of the puck and not a lot of quality shots.

Toronto gave me a bit of a fright with their game tonight. They ended up winning 6-4, but they also had a 5-1 lead at one point. A bright spot was Kessel having two goals and an assist in this game.

smc 03-13-2010 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ila (Post 137326)
The game is over and Montreal won 3 - 2. It was a good game with quite intense action. Both teams skated well and played hard. Yes, all shots were quality ones.

ila's description is quite accurate. Unfortunately, not all work of the goalies was at the same level of quality.

shadows 03-13-2010 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 137328)
Sniffing distance, perhaps, but down by Boston Garden the smell ain't so good! :lol:

It's all that Boston Pizza food.;):lol:

shadows 03-13-2010 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 137330)
ila's description is quite accurate. Unfortunately, not all work of the goalies was at the same level of quality.

Did Rask let in a soft goal or something? I was just following the game on nhl.com, so I don't know any particulars(besides shots on goal, penalties, etc.).

smc 03-13-2010 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137331)
It's all that Boston Pizza food.;):lol:

I have no idea what you're talking about: "Boston Pizza food"?

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of the decaying corpse of another Bruins season. It's sort of like what you smell up your way, but without the maple syrup.

smc 03-13-2010 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137332)
Did Rask let in a soft goal or something? I was just following the game on nhl.com, so I don't know any particulars(besides shots on goal, penalties, etc.).

No, Rask did quite well. My comment was simply a reference to the fact that he failed to keep one more goal out of the net than the Habs.

shadows 03-13-2010 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 137333)
I have no idea what you're talking about: "Boston Pizza food"?

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of the decaying corpse of another Bruins season. It's sort of like what you smell up your way, but without the maple syrup.

Boston Pizza is the name of a franchise of restaurants(like Kelsey's, The Keg, Olive Garden, etc.). I thought it originated in Boston due to the name. I guess I was mistaken.

The maple syrup covers the rank odour that is emanating from the Leaf's locker room. Thank goodness for small miracles.;):lol:

smc 03-13-2010 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137329)
Toronto gave me a bit of a fright with their game tonight. They ended up winning 6-4, but they also had a 5-1 lead at one point. A bright spot was Kessel having two goals and an assist in this game.

As we like to say around these parts, f**k Phil Kessel!

When you say they gave you a bit of a fright, do you mean that when they actually appeared to playing hockey you thought your heart was going to go into cardiac arrest?

It seems to me that both the Leafs and the Oilers could've used some of their 10 goals earlier in the season in games that mattered.

shadows 03-13-2010 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137334)
No, Rask did quite well. My comment was simply a reference to the fact that he failed to keep one more goal out of the net than the Habs.

Alas, I know all too well that happening with the Leafs this season.

It looks like the Devils lost to the Islanders tonight(4-2)! I don't think that dauls is going to be a very happy camper!:eek:

Bryzgalov got another shutout for Phoenix tonight. It is his eighth of the season!:respect:

smc 03-13-2010 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137335)
Boston Pizza is the name of a franchise of restaurants(like Kelsey's, The Keg, Olive Garden, etc.). I thought it originated in Boston due to the name. I guess I was mistaken.

The maple syrup covers the rank odour that is emanating from the Leaf's locker room. Thank goodness for small miracles.;):lol:

That's funny. Boston Pizza is a Canadian chain. Boston has good pizza, but it's not something for which the city is famous. New Haven, Connecticut -- now there's a place where they take pizza seriously. People fight over which place has the best. Or Chicago, where arguing about which "deep dish" pizza is best is a citywide pasttime, sort of like arguing at what point in the season the Cubs are going to fold.

Whoops, wrong thread.

shadows 03-13-2010 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 137336)
As we like to say around these parts, f**k Phil Kessel!

When you say they gave you a bit of a fright, do you mean that when they actually appeared to playing hockey you thought your heart was going to go into cardiac arrest?

It seems to me that both the Leafs and the Oilers could've used some of their 10 goals earlier in the season in games that mattered.

I agree.

I don't know why you(Boston fans) hate Phil Kessel so much. It looks like you are going to get a #1 pick for him(and possibly next year as well!).

And trust me when I say this without any malice, I am pretty shocked that Boston is at the bottom for goals scored. Even with the loss of Kessel, I thought they would have scored more goals(they were pretty high on the list last season)! I know that they have had some injuries, but some of the players have been underperforming from the start. When the season started, I honestly thought they would be one of the top four teams in the East!:eek:

shadows 03-13-2010 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 137338)
That's funny. Boston Pizza is a Canadian chain. Boston has good pizza, but it's not something for which the city is famous. New Haven, Connecticut -- now there's a place where they take pizza seriously. People fight over which place has the best. Or Chicago, where arguing about which "deep dish" pizza is best is a citywide pasttime, sort of like arguing at what point in the season the Cubs are going to fold.

Whoops, wrong thread.

Thanks for the clarification. We have a Boston Pizza in town, but I have yet to taste any of their food.:)

smc 03-13-2010 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137340)
Thanks for the clarification. We have a Boston Pizza in town, but I have yet to taste any of their food.:)

It could be very good. I have no idea. Chain pizza, though, is not usually the best. Whatever it tastes like, though, rest assured it has nothing to do with Boston except that perhaps the guy who started it has some connection to the city. Or, perhaps, if the restaurant offers pizzas with things for which Boston is famous as toppings, such as cod, or baked beans, or fried dough, or clam chowder, or cream pie. None of those sound even remotely good as pizza toppings, but shadows -- admit it -- the creampie is getting you interested. :lol:

shadows 03-13-2010 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 137342)
It could be very good. I have no idea. Chain pizza, though, is not usually the best. Whatever it tastes like, though, rest assured it has nothing to do with Boston except that perhaps the guy who started it has some connection to the city. Or, perhaps, if the restaurant offers pizzas with things for which Boston is famous as toppings, such as cod, or baked beans, or fried dough, or clam chowder, or cream pie. None of those sound even remotely good as pizza toppings, but shadows -- admit it -- the creampie is getting you interested. :lol:

Coconut creampie?;)

Boston Pizza does not just serve pizza. There are numerous items in it, and their pizzas do not look like the pizzas you would find at a Little Caesar's, Pizza Hut, etc. Maybe they'll have one near the Roger's Centre?:)

ila 03-13-2010 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137332)
Did Rask let in a soft goal or something? I was just following the game on nhl.com, so I don't know any particulars(besides shots on goal, penalties, etc.).

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137334)
No, Rask did quite well. My comment was simply a reference to the fact that he failed to keep one more goal out of the net than the Habs.

Rask's performance was what kept Boston in the game when their defence forgot to keep playing.

dauls 03-13-2010 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137337)
It looks like the Devils lost to the Islanders tonight(4-2)! I don't think that dauls is going to be a very happy camper!:eek:

One night the Devils beat the Penguins, the next they lose to the f:censored:g Islanders. Trailing 3-1 the Devils closed the score to 3-2 before giving up a f:censored:g shorthanded goal in the 3rd minute of a double minor.:frown::no::censored:

Next up the Bruins on Monday night. We'll probably help Boston in their struggle to hold onto 8th spot.

smc 03-13-2010 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137345)
Coconut creampie?;)

Boston Pizza does not just serve pizza. There are numerous items in it, and their pizzas do not look like the pizzas you would find at a Little Caesar's, Pizza Hut, etc. Maybe they'll have one near the Roger's Centre?:)

Sorry, shadows, but if am traveling to Toronto to see a game, I will also be eating much finer cuisine. I'll even treat.

smc 03-13-2010 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dauls (Post 137353)
Next up the Bruins on Monday night. We'll probably help Boston in their struggle to hold onto 8th spot.

Please, don't do us any favors. I'm beginning to be a very strong advocate of hockey euthanasia.

ila 03-13-2010 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137357)
Sorry, shadows, but if am traveling to Toronto to see a game, I will also be eating much finer cuisine. I'll even treat.

Don Cherry's restaurant?

smc 03-13-2010 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ila (Post 137351)
Rask's performance was what kept Boston in the game when their defence forgot to keep playing.

ila, don't let them off the hook by saying they forgot.

Oh, and by the way, it's defense that they weren't playing. Maybe if they did play defence, they would be better.

ila 03-13-2010 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137360)
ila, don't let them off the hook by saying they forgot.

Oh, and by the way, it's defense that they weren't playing. Maybe if they did play defence, they would be better.

:lol: I stand corrected.

dauls 03-13-2010 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137358)
Please, don't do us any favors. I'm beginning to be a very strong advocate of hockey euthanasia.

It's a shame the Devils don't share your point of view. When will they learn to put the teams that have given up on the 2009/10 season out of their misery?

GRH 03-13-2010 10:25 PM

Well, my Maine Black Bears came to play tonight and tied up the best of 3 playoffs match. Tomorrow will decide who advances or not.

smc 03-13-2010 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GRH (Post 137373)
Well, my Maine Black Bears came to play tonight and tied up the best of 3 playoffs match. Tomorrow will decide who advances or not.

I'm always glad to hear the Black Bears are doing well. They have a fine hockey program up there in Orono.

shadows 03-14-2010 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137357)
Sorry, shadows, but if am traveling to Toronto to see a game, I will also be eating much finer cuisine. I'll even treat.

That is awfully nice of you, my friend!:respect:

I will be sure to bring a healthy appetite.:)

shadows 03-14-2010 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137360)
ila, don't let them off the hook by saying they forgot.

Oh, and by the way, it's defense that they weren't playing. Maybe if they did play defence, they would be better.

No, ila's wording is correct. The way they are playing right now, the Bruins are straddling de-fence to the playoffs.;):lol:

The Leafs, however, lost the damned key to the gate a loooong time ago. I think that Rat-fink bastard Toskala took it!:censored:

smc 03-14-2010 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137421)
No, ila's wording is correct. The way they are playing right now, the Bruins are straddling de-fence to the playoffs.;):lol:

Wow! Now we all can have another reason for wishing we could be Canadian: so we can make puns like that with those wacky Great North spellings! ;)

ila 03-14-2010 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137436)
Wow! Now we all can have another reason for wishing we could be Canadian: so we can make puns like that with those wacky Great North spellings! ;)

Of course. Defence - noun Defense - verb The act of getting on de-fence is de-fensing. :lol:

smc 03-14-2010 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ila (Post 137437)
Of course. Defence - noun Defense - verb The act of getting on de-fence is de-fensing. :lol:

Okay, let's put a halt to this before I engage in some defenestration.

smc 03-14-2010 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137420)
That is awfully nice of you, my friend!:respect:

I will be sure to bring a healthy appetite.:)

Who said anything about treating you! :lol:

ila 03-14-2010 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137457)
Okay, let's put a halt to this before I engage in some defenestration.

Then you won't have to worry about throwing stones.

shadows 03-14-2010 11:03 PM

Anyone want to lay odds on how long Ovechkin will get suspended for the Game Misconduct he received for nailing Brian Campbell from behind into the boards? Or will he not get any suspension at all because he is a star player? It's not like he really got suspended the last time even though they "gave" him one. Everyone knew he was going to miss a few games due to injury so the suspension was only given because of that(he should have gotten the suspension to be started when he returned from the injury).

He plays hard, but he crosses the line from time to time. Just because he is a star player does NOT mean he shouldn't be suspended if he does something that warrants it.:rolleyes:

smc 03-14-2010 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137542)
Anyone want to lay odds on how long Ovechkin will get suspended for the Game Misconduct he received for nailing Brian Campbell from behind into the boards? Or will he not get any suspension at all because he is a star player? It's not like he really got suspended the last time even though they "gave" him one. Everyone knew he was going to miss a few games due to injury so the suspension was only given because of that(he should have gotten the suspension to be started when he returned from the injury).

He plays hard, but he crosses the line from time to time. Just because he is a star player does NOT mean he shouldn't be suspended if he does something that warrants it.:rolleyes:

I'm pretty sure Vladimir Putin has some say on what happens to Ovechkin ... or at least if the NHL knows what's good for it. :eek:

shadows 03-14-2010 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137544)
I'm pretty sure Vladimir Putin has some say on what happens to Ovechkin ... or at least if the NHL knows what's good for it. :eek:

Well, the way Buttman keeps saying that the NHL may not play in the 2014 Olympics, I honestly don't think he gives a rat's ass what Putin says.:lol:

smc 03-14-2010 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137557)
Well, the way Buttman keeps saying that the NHL may not play in the 2014 Olympics, I honestly don't think he gives a rat's ass what Putin says.:lol:

Comrade, you ignore what Putin says at your own peril.

shadows 03-14-2010 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137560)
Comrade, you ignore what Putin says at your own peril.

Just ask all of the Russian Olympic coordinators who have mysteriously disappeared.;)

smc 03-14-2010 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137562)
Just ask all of the Russian Olympic coordinators who have mysteriously disappeared.;)

Disappeared? Have you never heard of the GAHL (Gulag Archipelago Hockey League)?

shadows 03-14-2010 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137571)
Disappeared? Have you never heard of the GAHL (Gulag Archipelago Hockey League)?

Is that where the talent of the Leafs has gone to?:confused:

smc 03-14-2010 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137572)
Is that where the talent of the Leafs has gone to?:confused:

What "talent"?

shadows 03-14-2010 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137574)
What "talent"?

Exactly.:(

shadows 03-15-2010 12:54 AM

It appears that this is the end result of the (dirty) hit from Ovechkin. The article is from tsn.ca.

REPORT: BLACKHAWKS' CAMPBELL OUT FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON

While Alex Ovechkin may well escape punishment for his latest marginal hit, the victim of the check may be done for the season.

ESPN.com is reporting that Chicago Blackhawks defenceman Brian Campbell may miss the remainder of the season due to a broken clavicle and ribs suffered when he was driven into the boards from behind by the Washington Capitals' superstar on Sunday.

Campbell remained on the ice for several minutes before being helped to the dressing room by trainers. Ovechkin received a five-minute boarding major and a game misconduct on the play.

While Blackhawks' head coach Joel Quenville did not confirm that Campbell's season was over, he did expect to be without his blueliner for an extended period of time.

"[Campbell] is going to be out for a bit," Quenville said following the game. "It was a tough hit, a dangerous hit."

Despite this being Ovechkin's third game misconduct this season, he will not be suspended because the penalties were not assessed for the same infraction. His last game misconduct was handed out for a knee-on-knee hit on Tim Gleason of the Carolina Hurricanes.

Also, he has been cleared for his last game misconduct for boarding because it was assessed more than 41 games ago.
Ovechkin defended his actions by stating he did not feel it was a dirty hit.

"It was not a hard hit," Ovechkin said. "I just wanted to push him. It's just a moment in the game. I don't think it has to be five minutes or something like that. I just felt bad."


Wow! Ovechkin didn't feel it was a dirty hit! Big surprise. I wonder how badly he has to hurt someone before he actually admits that he has been a dirty player before.:no:

ila 03-15-2010 05:18 PM

I can't stand Ovechkin. I would like to see him suspended for the next decade.

smc 03-15-2010 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137592)
Wow! Ovechkin didn't feel it was a dirty hit! Big surprise. I wonder how badly he has to hurt someone before he actually admits that he has been a dirty player before.:no:

A dirty player like Ovechkin will never admit to being dirty, except perhaps to the Russian Orthodox priest who is giving him his last rites.

I hear the Philadelphia Flyers are thinking of trying to trade for him just so they can resurrect the Broad Street Bullies. (Sorry, Jen.)

smc 03-15-2010 09:32 PM

Damn Bruins! Tim Thomas gives up 3 goals in the first period, continuing the crappy play that makes me wonder whether being picked for the U.S. Olympic Team somehow destroyed his season. But at least Bergeron is back, and scored late. That's a nice sign ... for the 2010-2011 season, I fear.

shadows 03-15-2010 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137719)
Damn Bruins! Tim Thomas gives up 3 goals in the first period, continuing the crappy play that makes me wonder whether being picked for the U.S. Olympic Team somehow destroyed his season. But at least Bergeron is back, and scored late. That's a nice sign ... for the 2010-2011 season, I fear.

I thought that Boston had a chance to tie it up, since it looks like the Devils took their foot off the gas after the first period. I think the main problem for Thomas is that he is being played as the second-string goalie(Rask has been given the Lion's Share of starts lately(or at least that is how it seems to me), and with the long lay-off during the Olympic break due to riding the pine while Miller played, I am sure he is a little rusty.

smc 03-15-2010 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137743)
I thought that Boston had a chance to tie it up, since it looks like the Devils took their foot off the gas after the first period. I think the main problem for Thomas is that he is being played as the second-string goalie(Rask has been given the Lion's Share of starts lately(or at least that is how it seems to me), and with the long lay-off during the Olympic break due to riding the pine while Miller played, I am sure he is a little rusty.

Hey, shadows, do you get "rusty" ;) when you "ride the pine" ;) ?

shadows 03-15-2010 10:54 PM

Ovechkin got a total of 2 games for his hit. Lappierre gets 4 for a similar hit, and Ovechkin only gets 2? Nice job of parity, Colon Campbell(I call him that because his decisions are always full of SHIT!:censored:)!:rolleyes:

shadows 03-15-2010 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smc (Post 137744)
Hey, shadows, do you get "rusty" ;) when you "ride the pine" ;) ?

No, but I do get stiff.;)

smc 03-15-2010 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137746)
No, but I do get stiff.;)

And splintered, I bet.

shadows 03-15-2010 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 137748)
And splintered, I bet.

An unfortunate by-product of getting wood.;):lol:

dauls 03-16-2010 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137762)
An unfortunate by-product of getting wood.;):lol:

Those splinters aren't a by-product, they're proof you haven't been treating your wood correctly.:innocent:

smc 03-16-2010 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by dauls (Post 137813)
Those splinters aren't a by-product, they're proof you haven't been treating your wood correctly.:innocent:

dauls is right, shadows. I know you keep some of this on the nightstand next to your bed; perhaps it's time to start using it.

dauls 03-16-2010 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 137815)
dauls is right, shadows. I know you keep some of this on the nightstand next to your bed; perhaps it's time to start using it.

Alternatively to treat damaged wood:
First you'll need to vigorously rub-down the affected area.
Then apply a good Finishing Wax, it "buffs to a deep shine", "without adding colour", except to the cheeks perhaps.:blush:
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dauls 03-16-2010 10:48 AM

Devils 3-2 Bruins
 
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Originally Posted by smc (Post 137719)
Damn Bruins! Tim Thomas gives up 3 goals in the first period, continuing the crappy play that makes me wonder whether being picked for the U.S. Olympic Team somehow destroyed his season. But at least Bergeron is back, and scored late. That's a nice sign ... for the 2010-2011 season, I fear.

The Devils may have taken an early 3-0 lead but they almost succeeded in throwing the game away. They just don't have that killer instinct.

At least Brodeur had a decent game: 34 saves and an assist.:)

GRH 03-16-2010 03:04 PM

Well my Maine Black Bears won in overtime in their third game of the first round of the playoffs against U. Mass Lowell. Next up is Boston University on the road.

smc 03-16-2010 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GRH (Post 137857)
Well my Maine Black Bears won in overtime in their third game of the first round of the playoffs against U. Mass Lowell. Next up is Boston University on the road.

I'll be rooting for Maine (I hate B.U.), but I fear that beating the Terriers is an uphill battle at best.

shadows 03-16-2010 11:11 PM

Yay! Toronto won again! They beat Ottawa 4-1(boy, the Senators are playing quite poorly right now)!:cool:

Boston won!:)

Montreal won!:)

Toronto won!:)

Philadelphia lost.:((but they came back from a 3-1 deficit to tie it at 3, so they were able to at least get a point).

San Jose got spanked 8-2 by Dallas. The goaltending has been pretty weak the past few games for the Sharks. Nabokov had a shaky Olympics, so maybe that is still on his mind? If he doesn't shake his funk, the Sharks will have a hard time in the playoffs.

ila 03-17-2010 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 137944)
Yay! Toronto won again! They beat Ottawa 4-1(boy, the Senators are playing quite poorly right now)!:cool:

I like to see the Senators lose to Toronto. It keeps them humble.

smc 03-17-2010 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ila (Post 138038)
I like to see the Senators lose to Toronto. It keeps them humble.

I'd like to see the Washington Senators play the Toronto Blue Jays, because it would mean I was a lot younger than I am right now. Okay, forget about the 6-year gap between the Senators becoming the Texas Rangers and the founding of the Blue Jays. And forget about this being in the wrong thread. I'm just sayin' ...

ila 03-17-2010 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 138042)
I'd like to see the Washington Senators play the Toronto Blue Jays, because it would mean I was a lot younger than I am right now. Okay, forget about the 6-year gap between the Senators becoming the Texas Rangers and the founding of the Blue Jays. And forget about this being in the wrong thread. I'm just sayin' ...

I've forgotten whatever it is that you were talking about.

smc 03-17-2010 05:06 PM

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I've forgotten whatever it is that you were talking about.


Ouch!!


Here's a reminder of what this thread is about, to get us (okay, me) back on track.

ila 03-17-2010 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 138072)

Ouch!!


Here's a reminder of what this thread is about, to get us (okay, me) back on track.

Is your first picture from the Canada - Russia Olympics hockey game with players looking for the hole in the back of the net after the referee refused to do so?

shadows 03-17-2010 11:17 PM

Ila, I am shocked that you didn't say anything about my 'Colon Campbell' comment.:eek:;):lol:

dauls 03-18-2010 01:17 AM

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There's nothing like a bit of fatherly advice...

shadows 03-18-2010 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by dauls (Post 138129)
There's nothing like a bit of fatherly advice...

Damn. If only it wasn't so true!:eek::(

:lol:;):lol:

Nice one, dauls.:respect:

shadows 03-18-2010 01:32 AM

Christ.

I am getting sick and tired of seeing these dirty hits occuring! Something needs to be done.

Article from tsn.ca.

SEABROOK KNOCKED OUT BY CHARGE FROM DUCKS' WISNIEWSKI

The NHL's discipline practices have been under the microscope in recent weeks, and another ugly incident has taken place that is likely to test the system further.

In Wednesday's Blackhawks-Ducks game in Anaheim, Chicago's Brent Seabrook caught Anaheim's Corey Perry with a hit near the end boards that knocked Perry down.

Just a few seconds later, Anaheim's James Wisniewski laid a crushing hit on Seabrook that knocked the Chicago defenceman out of the game. Starting from the faceoff circle, Wisniewski sped at Seabrook and launched himself off the ice and into the defenceman at the end boards.

Wisniewski was assessed a minor charging penalty on the play, while Seabrook appeared dazed on his feet before collapsing to the ice.

Seabrook was facing Wisniewski with his back to the end boards, but was looking down at the puck that was near him and likely did not see the hit coming until the very last moment.

Chicago's Duncan Keith immediately fought Wisniewski, with both players drawing five-minute majors.

How the hell the refs only called a minor for that is beyond me!:rolleyes:

shadows 03-18-2010 01:35 AM

I'm surprised that dauls made a drive-by post here and didn't mention anything about the Devils smoking the Penguins 5-2.;):p

dauls 03-18-2010 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 138135)
I'm surprised that dauls made a drive-by post here and didn't mention anything about the Devils smoking the Penguins 5-2.;):p

I was still suffering after seeing that old school red, white & green :p uniform.

Anyway completing a 6-0 season sweep of the Penguins (cumulative score of 22-5), and pinching the #2 spot in the East surely said it all.

And the 5 Devils goals came from only 19 shots.:)

smc 03-18-2010 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ila (Post 138073)
Is your first picture from the Canada - Russia Olympics hockey game with players looking for the hole in the back of the net after the referee refused to do so?

Two thoughts:

1) If either of those guys in the picture plays for Team Canada, I think 2010 will be the last Olympic Gold medal for Canada for a long time.

2) Don't they seem a bit scrawny to you? I'm imaging them on the ice with Ovechkin. He comes at them at full speed, there is a body slam, and they literally break in half.

smc 03-18-2010 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dauls (Post 138129)
There's nothing like a bit of fatherly advice...

... and these men play with their sticks in a very different way than does father, or than the way that you are going to be wanting to do very soon, lad.

smc 03-18-2010 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 138135)
I'm surprised that dauls made a drive-by post here and didn't mention anything about the Devils smoking the Penguins 5-2.;):p

Is there no end to Satan's machinations? Are the other vices he has introduced to our world, and of which he has forced so many to partake, not enough? Now he must make it possible to smoke a penguin, and lure millions of our youth -- especially young Canadian boys and girls about to embark on a lifetime of hockey playing -- into yet another vile habit?

smc 03-18-2010 04:18 PM

Viz. the recent discussions about hard hits on the ice, the headline in today's Boston Globe sports section reads, "Bruins may stir something up for Cooke."

Speculation is that when the Bruins meet the Penguins tonight, they may take action against Matt Cooke. "Tonight ... the Bruins will have a chance to do something the NHL did not. They can hold Penguins left wing Matt Cooke accountable for the damage he inflicted upon Marc Savard, still left dizzy by the blow to the head he took 11 days ago."

11 days!

Cooke blind-sided Savard right to the head in the March 7 game in Pittsburgh, and the NHL did nothing because the hit was "legal" according to the 2009-2010 rule book. It prompted general managers throughout the league to propose a rule change to make such hints something for which a player can be penalized. The Bruins GM believes "that had the rule been in place when Cooke launched himself into Savard, the Pittsburgh winger might have been suspended for 10 or more games."

So, will Bruins' players pound Cooke legally, or risk penalties and suspensions in the name of retribution. I guess we'll soon find out.

ila 03-18-2010 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 138114)
Ila, I am shocked that you didn't say anything about my 'Colon Campbell' comment.:eek:;):lol:

I was laughing too hard to type anything. Some nicknames are so appropriate.

shadows 03-18-2010 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 138266)
Viz. the recent discussions about hard hits on the ice, the headline in today's Boston Globe sports section reads, "Bruins may stir something up for Cooke."

Speculation is that when the Bruins meet the Penguins tonight, they may take action against Matt Cooke. "Tonight ... the Bruins will have a chance to do something the NHL did not. They can hold Penguins left wing Matt Cooke accountable for the damage he inflicted upon Marc Savard, still left dizzy by the blow to the head he took 11 days ago."

11 days!

Cooke blind-sided Savard right to the head in the March 7 game in Pittsburgh, and the NHL did nothing because the hit was "legal" according to the 2009-2010 rule book. It prompted general managers throughout the league to propose a rule change to make such hints something for which a player can be penalized. The Bruins GM believes "that had the rule been in place when Cooke launched himself into Savard, the Pittsburgh winger might have been suspended for 10 or more games."

So, will Bruins' players pound Cooke legally, or risk penalties and suspensions in the name of retribution. I guess we'll soon find out.

I have some good news and some bad news about the game. Cooke was in a fight with Thornton(I don't know who the victor of the fight was), which was good news since they kept the retaliation legal. The bad news is that the Bruins forgot that there was a hockey game to play and they lost 3-0. Pittsburgh had 31 shots, while Boston only had 17. To add insult to insult, this was Fleury's first shutout of the season.:no:

shadows 03-18-2010 11:47 PM

You know, Colon Campbell could not give out a proper suspension if his life depended on it!:censored:

Eight measly games for that crap? I wonder if he would be so cavalier with handing out suspensions if it was his son that was on the receiving end of a dirty hit(his son plays on the Florida Panthers)?:rolleyes:

Here is the story from tsn.ca.

WISNIEWSKI GIVEN 8 GAME SUSPENSION FOR SEABROOK HIT

The National Hockey League has suspended Anaheim Ducks blueliner James Wisniewski eight games for his hit on Chicago Blackhawks' Brent Seabrook.

The incident took place during Wednesday's Blackhawks-Ducks game in Anaheim, Seabrook caught Anaheim's Corey Perry with a hit near the end boards that knocked Perry down.

Seconds later, Wisniewski laid a crushing hit on Seabrook that knocked the Chicago defenceman out of the game. Starting from the faceoff circle, Wisniewski sped at Seabrook and launched himself off the ice and into the defenceman at the end boards.

Wisniewski was assessed a minor charging penalty on the play, while Seabrook appeared dazed on his feet before collapsing to the ice.

"Mr. Wisniewski delivered a retaliatory hit to the head of an opponent who never had possession of the puck," explained NHL senior vice president of hockey operations Colin Campbell in a statement.

"There are certain hits in the game that are tolerable if you got the puck," stated Blackhawks coach Joel Quenneville after Wednesday's game. "But if you hit a guy without the puck, you could kill a guy. It's the most dangerous hit in the history of the game. He tried to hurt him. If that's not intent, that's as bad a hit as you can ever have in the game."

Wisniewski, a former member of the Blackhawks, showed remorse for his actions but didn't agree with the eight-game penalty.

"I am truly sorry that my friend Brent Seabrook was hurt on the play," said Wisniewski in a statement. "I certainly wish him the best. I am, however, very disappointed in the length of the suspension. Eight games is incredibly hard to swallow, especially in comparison to other recent hits that have resulted in lesser punishment."

The suspension was not the first for Wisniewski this season. He served two games for a hit on Shane Doan of the Phoenix Coyotes in early November. He was also suspended for one game (crosscheck) in March of 2008.



Pathetic. He should have been suspended the rest of the season...at least!

dauls 03-19-2010 04:48 AM

Devils 1-2 Leafs (shootout)
 
It would be unsporting of me to visit this thread and fail to acknowledge the Leafs shootout annihilation of the Devils last night.:(

The Devils couldn't even manage a shot on goal in overtime.:no::frown:

Clearly Danis (conceded all 3 penalty shots last night) has a lot to learn from Brodeur about winning a shootout.

shadows 03-19-2010 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dauls (Post 138373)
It would be unsporting of me to visit this thread and fail to acknowledge the Leafs shootout annihilation of the Devils last night.:(

The Devils couldn't even manage a shot on goal in overtime.:no::frown:

Clearly Danis (conceded all 3 penalty shots last night) has a lot to learn from Brodeur about winning a shootout.

I did not want to appear like I was rubbing it in, so I was waiting for you to post it. I am surprised that the Leafs won, but I will take the win! Brodeur is undefeated against the Leafs this season, so I am glad they gave him the night off.:)

shadows 03-21-2010 01:13 AM

There will be tears of laughter and tears of joy shed tonight, my friends. What kind of tears did you shed?;)

Here are the scores from March 20th's games:

1. Carolina beat Pittsburgh 3-2 in overtime. Damn it, I really wish Carolina would stop winning! I want the Leafs to pass them(in fact, pass as many teams as possible) so the pick they end up giving will not be a #1(sorry Smc, but I have to think about my beloved Leafs first and foremost;)).

2. Dallas beat Ottawa 5-4. Jason Spezza got a hat-trick in this one. Didn't Ottawa win 11 games in a row at one point? I guess the Olympic break was not good for them, as they have been putrid since then. They were in third place in the Conference at one point, but are now in sixth. They are tied in points with Montreal(Montreal would have leapfrogged Ottawa had they beaten Toronto) and only SIX points from being OUT of the playoffs!

3. Toronto beat Montreal 3-2 in the shootout. I am sorry that your Habs had to lose tonight Ila, but I really want the Leafs to finish strong and have the young players build on this for next season.

4. St. Louis beat New Jersey 1-0. I imagine that the tears that dauls are shedding are tears of fury! Zajac seems to have been talking out of his ass when he said they have the top three lines in the entire NHL. Actions speak louder than words, Mr. Zajac, especially when those words are smelly farts(which is what happens when you talk out of your ass;)). New Jersey better wake up, otherwise it will be a short playoffs for them!:eek:

5. Atlanta beat Philadelphia 5-2. I wonder how Philly is going to do now that they are in dire straits with regards to their goaltending situation. Their top two goalies are out with injuries, and they are now relying on Boucher. Atlanta got 2 points closer to the playoff picture with the win.

6. Buffalo beat Florida 3-1. It looks like Ryan Miller is back to his old self, and that is a bad thing for the opposing teams! Florida just keeps slider further and further down the standings. They are only 3 points ahead of the Leafs!

7. Washington beat Tampa Bay 3-1. Ovechkin got his 45th goal of the season, but I feel he shouldn't have even been in this game since he should have gotten more than a 2-game suspension.

8. Nashville beat Columbus 1-0. I sense a pattern here. This is the second 1-0 game tonight.

9. Phoenix beat Chicago 5-4 in the shootout. This was Phoenix's 8th win in a row, and they are now only 1 point away from San Jose! One point!!:eek: They are also only 2 points back from Chicago, who is the current leader in the Western Conference. Who would have thought they would be where they are now, especially with the turmoil that was happening before the season started. With this great season they are having, I wonder if it has even made a difference with their attendance?

10. Detroit beat Vancouver 4-3 in overtime. Detroit scored in the final second of overtime to claim victory. Luongo cannot be faulted for the loss(the defense can, though) as he made 50 saves!

11. LA beat the Islanders 1-0. See? A pattern! The third 1-0 game of the evening.;)

dauls 03-21-2010 01:56 AM

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St. Louis beat New Jersey 1-0. I imagine that the tears that dauls are shedding are tears of fury! Zajac seems to have been talking out of his ass when he said they have the top three lines in the entire NHL. Actions speak louder than words, Mr. Zajac, especially when those words are smelly farts(which is what happens when you talk out of your ass;)). New Jersey better wake up, otherwise it will be a short playoffs for them!:eek:

Attachment 154930 Sometimes the opposing goalie just has one of those nights, Conklin's 29 saves and the Devils poor first period were the difference.

'Highlight' of the night was a 1st period fight between Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond and the Blues' Cam Janssen that lasted almost 3 minutes - the longest fight of the season.:p

This was Leblond's third fight in the last 4 games.:rolleyes:

smc 03-21-2010 09:08 AM

Hockey East: kudos to the Maine Black Bears, for whom I rooted, for making it past the hated BU and playing an amazing game against BC last night. While BC ultimately won, 7-6, it was a helluva hockey game.

smc 03-21-2010 12:46 PM

Kevin Paul Dupont has a column in the sports section of today's Boston Sunday Globe about the terrible hits that have become all too regular in the NHL lately. It's worth a read (apart from the stupid reference to Al Sharpton, which has no place in the discussion):

http://www.boston.com/sports/hockey/...ab_on_players/

Late in the piece, former Bruins defensemen Brad Park makes some excellent points about Matt Cooke and Alex Ovechkin that call into question their quality as hockey players overall.

This, my friends, is a very good read.

shadows 03-21-2010 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dauls (Post 138723)
Attachment 154930 Sometimes the opposing goalie just has one of those nights, Conklin's 29 saves and the Devils poor first period were the difference.

'Highlight' of the night was a 1st period fight between Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond and the Blues' Cam Janssen that lasted almost 3 minutes - the longest fight of the season.:p

This was Leblond's third fight in the last 4 games.:rolleyes:

That is a long fight! They usually are over pretty quickly as the Refs slide over the fighters like slippery eels!:eek:

Who won?;)

shadows 03-21-2010 02:57 PM

Got a final score for today!

Boston beat the Rangers 2-1 in afternoon action! They gained two precious points on the Rangers, now they just have to hope that Atlanta loses tonight. Atlanta plays Philadelphia so I hope Philly wins!


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