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Old 01-23-2011
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Wow. Just wow. I was actually looking for some Brit on this forum to make a joke or two but damn. This all makes me think about the US; granted, I myself was not aware that women could get pregnant during their periods, not that I believed the contrary. Still, ignorance...
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Wow. Just wow. I was actually looking for some Brit on this forum to make a joke or two but damn. This all makes me think about the US; granted, I myself was not aware that women could get pregnant during their periods, not that I believed the contrary. Still, ignorance...
Oh, you wanted humor?

A friend of mine told me these two jokes about a certain part of the "limey" world. Can you tell he harbors some ill feelings against those in his home region?

What happens to an Essex girl's arsehole after sex?
He get's sent out for pizza.

How does an Essex girl turn the light on after sex?
She open's the car door.
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Oh, you wanted humor?

A friend of mine told me these two jokes about a certain part of the "limey" world. Can you tell he harbors some ill feelings against those in his home region?
Ah yes, the Essex Girl jokes - very popular over here about 20 years ago, here's a couple more:

What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

What's the difference between a Essex girl and an ironing board?
Sometimes you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.


Not exactly politically correct these days I guess
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Ah yes, the Essex Girl jokes - very popular over here about 20 years ago, here's a couple more:

What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

What's the difference between a Essex girl and an ironing board?
Sometimes you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.


Not exactly politically correct these days I guess
Who gives a crap about political correctness when there's such a motherlode of richness to mine?!

What's an Essex girl's favorite wine?
"Aw go on. Take me to Lakeside. Please! Please! Go on, take me!


What's an Essex girl's form of protection?
A bus shelter.
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Who gives a crap about political correctness when there's such a motherlode of richness to mine?!

What's an Essex girl's favorite wine?
"Aw go on. Take me to Lakeside. Please! Please! Go on, take me!


What's an Essex girl's form of protection?
A bus shelter.
I forgot my all-time favorite:

What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.
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Well, OK then...

What is the difference between a walrus and an Essex girl?
One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a Rolls Royce?
Not everyone has been in a Rolls Royce.
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Well, OK then...

What is the difference between a walrus and an Essex girl?
One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a Rolls Royce?
Not everyone has been in a Rolls Royce.
You do realize that most of these jokes have an American version in the "blonde joke" genre, right?

What does an Essex girl say after sex?
"Do you really all play for the same football team?"


Why do Essex Girls wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.


What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.


Okay, I'm "spent" ... and it's time to go eat dinner.
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First the serious bit, I am married and though she is aware I look I am discrete as she does not want involvement or knowledge of what I am up to so if you are not OK with it pass me by.

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I can also sometimes accommodate daytime's and I am looking for something regular but don't rule out one offs and I am very discrete and would expect the same.

I am genuine so if you are interested and want to take things further please feel free to contact me. I don't mind winks but if I respond expect a reply.
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You do realize that most of these jokes have an American version in the "blonde joke" genre, right?

What does an Essex girl say after sex?
"Do you really all play for the same football team?"


Why do Essex Girls wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.


What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.


Okay, I'm "spent" ... and it's time to go eat dinner.
What's does having sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? Both are fucking close to water
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What's does having sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? Both are fucking close to water
Spunk. In the US it is perfectly acceptable for a boss to ask whether you are feeling full of spunk of a morning (i.e. full of get up and go.) This situation in the UK may only arise when a director is quizzing a male actor in the adult entertainment business.
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