Worst.Date.Ever.

[Bionca]

Just for fun, something I found in an old email to the ex....

[sesame]

Is it for me to eat?

[sesame]

Whose ass is that?
I was referring to eat the cake actually. Honest

[Bionca]

It was a pic I sent to the ex to encourage him to cut a trip a bit short....

Let them eat cake

[marlowe]

I'm so glad I joined Transladyboy forum otherwise I'd have gone through life in complete ignorance of the existence of the erotic cake and it's many varieties.

(PS. the cake in post 51 needs icing)

[marlowe]

Originally Posted by Bionca

Let them eat cake

Be careful B, the last woman to say that got the chop!

[Bionca]

Originally Posted by marlowe

Be careful B, the last woman to say that got the chop!

"got the chop".... to a Tranny...

[marlowe]

[2WayStreet]

Having said all that. Come to Singapore and the guys here, especially me will treat you like a Queen

[milesfink]

Bummer...sorry to hear about the date....

[coolman]

nice cake pictures. any cream filled?

[coolman]

nice cake pictures. any cream filled? Bionca you look stunning

[sesame]

Just look at that huge ass!
Blimey!

[Bionca]

HUGE ASS!!!!!

Oh no you dinnit

[sesame]

What?:D
I have only described what I saw,
in a colloquial manner!

You call a beautiful Rose, A Rose,
A Tall slender Lass, A LAss,
What else will you call a Big Ass?

A pair of moons?

[Cage]

OMG im soooo sorry! that guy sounded like a real prick!!! I hope you have better luck next time

[lebguy]

Bionca, I really am sorry you had to pass through this bad experience. You know, you shouldn't let this put you down. Jerks will stay jerks, don't expect to meet a good person always.

Some people doesn't really appreciate the opportunities they get and on the other hand people that do appreciate doesn't get such opportunities. Well he's the one who's loosing dear. He takes you to freakin McDonlads and then expect to have sex with you ON THE FIRST DATE??? I don't know what to say, but some guys have their brains stuck next to their balls.

I hope you will find a person who treats you as you deserve to be treated.

[mameluk]

Hi Bionca!
your date must have been a total jerk, shame for him.. Cant understand having a date and not dress myself at least..
I hope for you, you will have luck from now on, forever
And these opiniond of dating on a neutral place were good I guess.. but still better at his place than at yours.
Good luck, forget him quickly :-)

[DL_NL]

Hi Bionca,

Just read your dating story. Incredible that this guy managed to get everything wrong, he's obviously got no social skills. In fact, I wonder how he came to get a girlfriend at all.

You come across as a nice, intelligent and down-to-earth person. In fact, if we were any closer I'd consider you an ideal date. I sincerely hope you'll find Mr. Right soon.

[NathBKK]

Nothing to say...
just..."Cheerz"


I like everything in dis story...It's so trueeeeeeeeee and touchable!

[ValerieKeefe]

Just please tell me this is fiction... I mean... wow and... my goodness. I'm just speechless. I don't have anything else to add except the point at which he used 'non-verbal communication' makes him the absolute worst 'dater' ever. I hereby give you a hug, if that's okay.

[jblast01]

I am so sorry for you. I am a man that just had his first date with two sweet caring lady's.
My script included some nice wine. Making friends with each other and finding out what I could do for them. I had stars in my eyes after the date. It was by the way a weekend together for us. The were escorts. I told them that I had hopes of friendship. I receive a call several times a week and really sweet emails from both girls.
My date was about exploring sexual pleasure with each other. It was that and more. We had nice dinners in upscale places. We explored the Tampa waterfront and enjoyed each others company.
I was brought up to respect others. Maybe one day we will meet. There are a few good men left. Friendship starts slowly and grows into a beautiful bloom.

[Bionca]

Every word is true.. that was prety much my last face-to-face date. Figured I can take myself out to McDonalds if I REALLY have the urge. It's not so bad, I take myself to the movies and get to see what I want to see and then have a nice read over some dinner later.

And there are some guys who think being a TG is all glamorous .. lol.

jblast - it sounds like you did the escort thing exactly right. Got the know the gals as people rather than an "experiance". I'm really glad that worked out well for you.

[jblast01]

Bionca, I think the perfect date is with the male being humble and expecting nothing other then to explore a new way of dating. I wanted to have soft lighting, good wine and all sorts of romance. For me it worked far better then I expected. The girls and I enjoyed each others company and later out bodies. I received an email from Tia. She is one of my new friends. I am an avid kayaker. She wants try the sport. I have a two seat kayak that I and her will go surf kayaking on in two weeks. It will be most fun to watch her paddle. She has a sweet body. I am also looking forward to massaging her for hours after the float. She will need my gentle hands upon her tired sweet body. She makes the most erotic sound when she feels good. Kind of a purr.
I plan on taking a few pictures of her while we are enjoying the day. My perfect vision is of her digging her paddle in while topless. "Drool" She has a perfect petite feminine body. I could go on and on about her and Snow. Gee Wizz me thinks I could fall in love.

[nmlss]

Oooooh cakes, coooool!!!! I love cakes!! In fact my father is pastrycook (a GREAT pastrycook )

Talking serious. Damn.... you really get a BAD date. I'm afraid of asking what the hell you talked with a moron like that... I mean, if he had the ability of talking.

Fuck this kind of asshole perverts. I hope now you don't think all guys are like him, there's also normal, even good, boys out there. You just dated the wrong one.

[nmlss]

Oh, I forgot to say this:

What kind of guy goes to a fucking McDonalds in a date?????!!!!! Fuck, that's the worst thing a man can do, take her to an italian restaurant or wahtever, but a burger.... damn, it's really shameful.

[speedyiii]

Sometimes a nice walk on the beach is nice

[troymcclure]

Originally Posted by Bionca

Every word is true.. that was prety much my last face-to-face date. Figured I can take myself out to McDonalds if I REALLY have the urge. It's not so bad, I take myself to the movies and get to see what I want to see and then have a nice read over some dinner later.

Now I would know how to really treat a girl... I'd take you out to Sizzler and I'd wear jeans!

[darkstargemini]

> strange but true i,ve heard many woman say that well the guy says i bought dinner u owe me now sex what is this shit you buy someone dinner doesn,t mean that life is wonderful

[new believer]

Read this and wasn't sure if it was polite to laugh. But I am,I apologize Miss B. That must have been a little scary at times but look at the positive spin, You have one of the all time great stories to make so many others feel great. Some for the comparisons,others for the laugh and finally others for the educational value. Thanks for sharing that. And I'm happy you came back to us without incident.

[MistressStevie]

Originally Posted by Bionca

Oh my....

You guys almost got me to put on my Wonder Woman undies and pose

And know how to use it! -mS

[CreativeMind]

Originally Posted by Bionca

Oh my...You guys almost got me to put on my Wonder Woman undies and pose

Originally Posted by MistressStevie

I have a camera and know how to use it! -mS

Hmm, I have a camera too, only I'm holding out for fishnet stocking/leather bustier Black Canary or X-Men White Witch goth girl.
But I guess that's just the comic geek in me!

And picking up from another thread, I hope you're bouncing back from your near-hospital pneumonia, Bionca.
Get well soon!