the redhead blonde

[franalexes]

A redhead went to the doctor complaining of all her aches and hurts.
Doctor, my knee hurts when I touch it. My head hurts when I touch it. So does my leg, my foot, my elbow, my nose even hurts when I touch it.
The doctor examines,,,,,,
"You used to be a blonde didn't you?
"Yes, how did you know?"
"You have a broken finger".

[rockabilly]

Curse me Kilts , I missed her again

[Vanillas]

Thank You, Fran, for making this, my 150th post, such an easy one. My response to your joke, as one who used to have blonde hair when he had hair is, simply stated, Keep your day job! Peace out.

[randolph]

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.

The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."

The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet. You won the money."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied,... "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"