Trans Ladyboy Forum

Go Back Trans Ladyboy Forum > General Discussion
Register Forum Rules Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Bookmark & Share

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #51  
Old 06-20-2009
Vanillas Vanillas is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 148
Vanillas will become famous soon enough
Default Perhaps You Had to Be There.....

From History of the World:

Mel Brooks, as Moses, is returning from Mt Sinai. With considerable difficulty he is carrying three large tablets of stone. In a loud voice he begins to address the people:

I've got these fif.....

Suddenly he drops one of the tablets, mutters Oh shit and continues:

I've got these TEN Commandments......
Reply With Quote
  #52  
Old 08-10-2009
johndowe's Avatar
johndowe johndowe is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 538
johndowe is infamous around these partsjohndowe is infamous around these partsjohndowe is infamous around these partsjohndowe is infamous around these parts
Default

Hi there.

I'd like to put out some star trek quotes tell me which episode they are from, or something relevant to that episode.

1-Mc Coy: He's dead Jim!
Who is dead?

2-Pain, Pain, Pain. NO KILL I

3-The givers of pain and delight.
Who are they?

JohnDowe.
Reply With Quote
  #53  
Old 08-10-2009
hansen hansen is offline
Apprentice Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 34
hansen can only hope to improve
Default

I BET U CAN SQUEEL LIKE A PIG!!! SQUEEL WIIIIII, WIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Reply With Quote
  #54  
Old 08-11-2009
tslust's Avatar
tslust tslust is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Federal District of Missouri, United Socialist States of America
Posts: 743
tslust is a splendid one to beholdtslust is a splendid one to beholdtslust is a splendid one to beholdtslust is a splendid one to beholdtslust is a splendid one to beholdtslust is a splendid one to beholdtslust is a splendid one to behold
Default

"You smash the entire area! Kill anything that has more than two legs! So you get me?"

"This is for you new people. I've got one rule: everyone fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself." Starship Troopers
__________________
Just because I'm telling you this story doesn't mean that I'm alive at the end of it.

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so.

DEO VINDICE

Last edited by tslust; 08-11-2009 at 12:48 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #55  
Old 08-11-2009
Jenae LaTorque's Avatar
Jenae LaTorque Jenae LaTorque is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 957
Jenae LaTorque is a glorious beacon of lightJenae LaTorque is a glorious beacon of lightJenae LaTorque is a glorious beacon of lightJenae LaTorque is a glorious beacon of lightJenae LaTorque is a glorious beacon of lightJenae LaTorque is a glorious beacon of light
Default yup

Quote:
Originally Posted by hansen View Post
I BET U CAN SQUEEL LIKE A PIG!!! SQUEEL WIIIIII, WIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I still remember what a shocker that scene in Deliverance was to a lot of people at the time.
__________________
Ask Jenae anything, just click on this link: http://forum.transladyboy.com/showthread.php?t=6056
Reply With Quote
  #56  
Old 08-11-2009
The Conquistador's Avatar
The Conquistador The Conquistador is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: United Socialist State of California (U.S.S.C)
Posts: 1,307
The Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to behold
Send a message via MSN to The Conquistador
Default Predator

Major Dutch-"Get to dee choppah NAUGGHHH!!!"
__________________
*More posts than Bionca*
[QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Reply With Quote
  #57  
Old 08-11-2009
Tread's Avatar
Tread Tread is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 270
Tread is a glorious beacon of lightTread is a glorious beacon of lightTread is a glorious beacon of lightTread is a glorious beacon of lightTread is a glorious beacon of light
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman View Post
Major Dutch-"Get to dee choppah NAUGGHHH!!!"
Didn't you say you say:

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman View Post
I hate wrestlers-turned-actors. Blehhhhhh!
Another from Predator:
Poncho: You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
Blain (Jesse Ventura the wrestler): I ain't got time to bleed.
Poncho: [Confused] Oh... Okay...
Poncho: [Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff] You got time to duck?
Reply With Quote
  #58  
Old 08-11-2009
sesame's Avatar
sesame sesame is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Around the world...
Posts: 1,143
sesame has a spectacular aura aboutsesame has a spectacular aura about
Cool

Beatrice Kiddo:
We have unfinished business!

in Kill Bill.
__________________
Your life is unique, cherish it. Do something with your life.
Reply With Quote
  #59  
Old 08-11-2009
The Conquistador's Avatar
The Conquistador The Conquistador is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: United Socialist State of California (U.S.S.C)
Posts: 1,307
The Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to behold
Send a message via MSN to The Conquistador
Default

Arnold was a bodybuilder. Jesse Ventura, while being a wrestler, is off the hook in this case, as he provided us with the knowledge that chewing tobacco will turn you into a "sexual Tyrannosaurus".
__________________
*More posts than Bionca*
[QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Reply With Quote
  #60  
Old 08-12-2009
Jenae LaTorque's Avatar
Jenae LaTorque Jenae LaTorque is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 957
Jenae LaTorque is a glorious beacon of lightJenae LaTorque is a glorious beacon of lightJenae LaTorque is a glorious beacon of lightJenae LaTorque is a glorious beacon of lightJenae LaTorque is a glorious beacon of lightJenae LaTorque is a glorious beacon of light
Default Clint's lines

It seems to me that Clint Eastwood has had some of the best lines ever.

"........make my day." ("Sudden Impact") is instantly recognizable as Clint.

"You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" ("Dirty Harry")

"We all got it comin', kid." ("Unforgiven")

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" ("The Outlaw Josy Wales")

"Everybody's got a right to be a sucker once." ("Two Mules For Sister Sara")

"If you're waiting for a woman to make up her mind, you may have a long wait." ("Pale Rider")

"In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig." ("TGTB&TU")


And then there is Gunny's (Clint) comeback to the cop in Heartbreak Ridge.

COP: You're going to pay every dollar of that fine. I don't give no service man's discount!

GUNNY: Too bad, your old lady does.


That is just as good as the old fight starter - Do you have any pictures of your wife naked?........Do ya wanna buy some?

Has that ever been used in a movie?
__________________
Ask Jenae anything, just click on this link: http://forum.transladyboy.com/showthread.php?t=6056

Last edited by Jenae LaTorque; 08-12-2009 at 12:47 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #61  
Old 08-12-2009
sesame's Avatar
sesame sesame is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Around the world...
Posts: 1,143
sesame has a spectacular aura aboutsesame has a spectacular aura about
Cool

Enter the Dragon

Bruce Lee: Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.
__________________
Your life is unique, cherish it. Do something with your life.
Reply With Quote
  #62  
Old 08-12-2009
johndowe's Avatar
johndowe johndowe is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 538
johndowe is infamous around these partsjohndowe is infamous around these partsjohndowe is infamous around these partsjohndowe is infamous around these parts
Default

Hi there.

Chenge the world? NO.

But in almost every terminator movie there is this quote:

"Come with me if you wanna live"

And in most ot the Star Wars movies and some of the games this quote comes often:

"I have a bad feeling about this"

RoboCop also had a quote that came up aften, but always from the same guy:

"I'd buy that for a dollar"

JohnDowe.
Reply With Quote
  #63  
Old 08-12-2009
johndowe's Avatar
johndowe johndowe is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 538
johndowe is infamous around these partsjohndowe is infamous around these partsjohndowe is infamous around these partsjohndowe is infamous around these parts
Default

Hi there.

That is just as good as the old fight starter - Do you have any pictures of your wife naked?........Do ya wanna buy some?

Has that ever been used in a movie?

Yes it has, but it was g/f in a war movie, unfortunately don't remember which, i think it was with Charles Bronson, but not sure.

Wish i could be of more help.

JohnDowe.

Last edited by johndowe; 08-12-2009 at 04:14 PM. Reason: typos
Reply With Quote
  #64  
Old 08-12-2009
Defiler's Avatar
Defiler Defiler is offline
Apprentice Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 36
Defiler is on a distinguished road
Default

One Simpsons quote here:

"How many gazebos do you shemales need?
Reply With Quote
  #65  
Old 08-13-2009
barry's Avatar
barry barry is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 131
barry will become famous soon enoughbarry will become famous soon enough
Default

usual suspects:

Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?

jay and silent bob strike back (really there are too many to quote):

jay: yo baby you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an over coat!?! yeaaaaaaa
Reply With Quote
  #66  
Old 08-13-2009
tslust's Avatar
tslust tslust is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Federal District of Missouri, United Socialist States of America
Posts: 743
tslust is a splendid one to beholdtslust is a splendid one to beholdtslust is a splendid one to beholdtslust is a splendid one to beholdtslust is a splendid one to beholdtslust is a splendid one to beholdtslust is a splendid one to behold
Default

"Dead or alive, you're comming with me." Robocop
__________________
Just because I'm telling you this story doesn't mean that I'm alive at the end of it.

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so.

DEO VINDICE
Reply With Quote
  #67  
Old 08-13-2009
new believer's Avatar
new believer new believer is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 220
new believer will become famous soon enough
Default

Great choice for a thread. When I have more time I'll have to pass along some of my favorites.
Reply With Quote
  #68  
Old 08-13-2009
johndowe's Avatar
johndowe johndowe is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 538
johndowe is infamous around these partsjohndowe is infamous around these partsjohndowe is infamous around these partsjohndowe is infamous around these parts
Default

Hi there.

How about if Ike and the terminator switched lines:

Treminator: I shall return!

Ike: I'll be back!

Some how it wouldn't work...

John Dowe.
Reply With Quote
  #69  
Old 08-14-2009
The Conquistador's Avatar
The Conquistador The Conquistador is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: United Socialist State of California (U.S.S.C)
Posts: 1,307
The Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to behold
Send a message via MSN to The Conquistador
Default Full Metal Jacket

GySgt. Hartman: Bullshit!!! You look like the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around!
__________________
*More posts than Bionca*
[QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Reply With Quote
  #70  
Old 08-29-2009
St. Araqiel
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Johnny Rico: Kill them! Kill them all!

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Now, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

[Brother 6 has just pulled an RPG out of his backpack]
Ninja Ninja: Is that an RPG? You got a motherfuckin' RPG? An RPG in a motherfuckin' backpack?

Emmett Bregman: You know, I, uh...I once did a piece on this war photographer. His name was Martin Kristofski. For about six months, he was with a unit in Vietnam. And the day before he was scheduled to leave-the day before, he's out with the unit. And it was just a routine patrol, or so they thought. But suddenly, a lieutenant pulled him down. And Kristofski-he hadn't intended to take a picture at that moment, but his hands were on the camera and he hit the ground so hard that it just went off. And the picture captured the lieutenant getting shot in the head. And Kristofski said to me, he said, "Well, that, that bullet would've hit me. Should've hit me." And he never showed that picture to anyone, not for twenty-five years. But twenty-five years later, he got up one morning, and he looked at that picture, and he saw something that wasn't horrific, and he decided to tell the story, because he realized that he hadn't accidentally taken a picture of a man dying. It was of a man saving his life.

Yurek: [ducking behind a car after being shot at by Nelson] Rangers?
Twombly: Ho!
Yurek: It's Yurek, you fucking assholes!
Nelson: Fuck!
Twombly: We almost fucking killed you! Well, come to us!
Yurek: Fuck you! Come to me!

Demon: Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker.

Sarah: Sometimes I think the best view of God is from Hell.
Reply With Quote
  #71  
Old 11-14-2009
k.sucks.you k.sucks.you is offline
Apprentice Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: south sf bay, ca
Posts: 83
k.sucks.you is on a distinguished road
Default

"...that's Chinatown, Jake."

Use it anytime/anywhere!
Reply With Quote
  #72  
Old 11-14-2009
Hedonistman's Avatar
Hedonistman Hedonistman is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Colorado, USA
Posts: 168
Hedonistman is on a distinguished road
Send a message via Yahoo to Hedonistman
Default 1 of my fav passtimes,,,

,,,,,quoting famous movie lines,,,,,
' Hey,, I'm walkin' here,,'
' Lunch is for whimps,,,'
' Do you pick your toes in Poughkeepsie ?,,,'
' I'l make him an offer he can't refuse,,,'
' I ain't got time to bleed,,,,'
' Plastics my boy,, plastics,,,'
' We're on a mission from God,,,'
and of course,, 'We're from France,,,,']
Reply With Quote
  #73  
Old 11-14-2009
The Conquistador's Avatar
The Conquistador The Conquistador is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: United Socialist State of California (U.S.S.C)
Posts: 1,307
The Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to behold
Send a message via MSN to The Conquistador
Default Some more Full Metal Jacket

GySgt Hartman: It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!
__________________
*More posts than Bionca*
[QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Reply With Quote
  #74  
Old 11-14-2009
Tbone's Avatar
Tbone Tbone is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Mornington Crescent
Posts: 220
Tbone is a splendid one to beholdTbone is a splendid one to beholdTbone is a splendid one to beholdTbone is a splendid one to beholdTbone is a splendid one to beholdTbone is a splendid one to beholdTbone is a splendid one to behold
Default More Full Metal Jacket

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman View Post
GySgt Hartman: It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.

----

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

----

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Reply With Quote
  #75  
Old 11-15-2009
The Conquistador's Avatar
The Conquistador The Conquistador is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: United Socialist State of California (U.S.S.C)
Posts: 1,307
The Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to behold
Send a message via MSN to The Conquistador
Default Even more Full Metal Jacket

GySgt Hartman: Did your parent's have any children that survived?

Pvt. Lawrence(Gomer Pyle): Sir yes sir!

GySgt Hartman: I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!


.................................................. .................................................. ...................................

GySgt Hartman: You look like you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose!
__________________
*More posts than Bionca*
[QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Reply With Quote
  #76  
Old 11-17-2009
Tbone's Avatar
Tbone Tbone is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Mornington Crescent
Posts: 220
Tbone is a splendid one to beholdTbone is a splendid one to beholdTbone is a splendid one to beholdTbone is a splendid one to beholdTbone is a splendid one to beholdTbone is a splendid one to beholdTbone is a splendid one to behold
Cool Dirty Harry in Sudden Impact

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenae LaTorque View Post
It seems to me that Clint Eastwood has had some of the best lines ever.
The Dirty Harry movies have some of the best one-liners.

Captain Briggs: Don't you lecture me, you son of a bitch! Do you know who I am? Do you know my record?
Harry Callahan: Yeah... you're a legend in your own mind.

Reply With Quote
  #77  
Old 11-17-2009
The Conquistador's Avatar
The Conquistador The Conquistador is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: United Socialist State of California (U.S.S.C)
Posts: 1,307
The Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to beholdThe Conquistador is a splendid one to behold
Send a message via MSN to The Conquistador
Default Monsters vs. Aliens

President Colbert: "Boys, set the terror level at Code Brown cause I need to change my pants!"

Galaxhar via hologram:"Humans of Earth, I have come in peace, and I mean you no harm....however, most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. The survivors will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally, it's just business. So, to recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm...and you all will die!"
__________________
*More posts than Bionca*
[QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Reply With Quote
  #78  
Old 11-17-2009
interal's Avatar
interal interal is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Wimbledon
Posts: 178
interal is a splendid one to beholdinteral is a splendid one to beholdinteral is a splendid one to beholdinteral is a splendid one to beholdinteral is a splendid one to beholdinteral is a splendid one to beholdinteral is a splendid one to behold
Default Magnum Force, another Dirty Harry quote

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tbone View Post
The Dirty Harry movies have some of the best one-liners.

Captain Briggs: Don't you lecture me, you son of a bitch! Do you know who I am? Do you know my record?
Harry Callahan: Yeah... you're a legend in your own mind.

Dirty Harry busting Lt. Briggs chops in Magnum Force.

Harry Callahan: Well, I just work for the city, Briggs!
Lieutenant Briggs: So do I, longer than you, and I never had to take my gun out of its holster once. I'm proud of that.
Harry Callahan: Well, you're a good man, lieutenant. A good man always knows his limitations...
Reply With Quote
  #79  
Old 11-17-2009
aw9725
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default One of my favorite Eastwood quotes

Good one interal!

Here's another:

"It's what people know about themselves inside that makes them afraid." -- Clint Eastwood "High Plains Drifter"
Reply With Quote
  #80  
Old 11-17-2009
aw9725
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default And a more recent one

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me." -- Clint Eastwood "Gran Torino"
Reply With Quote
  #81  
Old 11-17-2009
Hourglass's Avatar
Hourglass Hourglass is offline
Apprentice Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: North Carolina, USA
Posts: 39
Hourglass is on a distinguished road
Default

Young Guns II

The exchange between Doc and Billy's characters moments before Doc is mortally wounded...Doc raises his rifle and points it right at him:
"William H. Bonney, you are not a god."
Billy slowly rises to his feet, his eyes never leaving Doc's, and says quietly:
"Why don't you pull the trigger and find out."
__________________
@>-->----->---------------------------|----------------------------<-----<--<@
Reply With Quote
  #82  
Old 11-18-2009
DSL's Avatar
DSL DSL is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 255
DSL is on a distinguished road
Default

Sylvester Stallone: sick minded people need to be cured and i am the cure!...

Roddy Piper in they live: i have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...
and i am all out of bubble gum!.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: i'll be back!.
Reply With Quote
  #83  
Old 11-20-2009
St. Araqiel
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: "Do not kill." "Do not rape." "Do not steal." These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Monsignor: And I am reminded on this holy day of the sad story of Kitty Genovese. As you all may remember, long time ago—almost thirty years ago—this poor soul cried out for help time and time again, but no person answered their calls. Though many saw, no one so much as called the police. They all just watched as Kitty was being stabbed to death in broad daylight. They watched as her assailant walked away. Now, we must all fear evil men. But, there is another kind of evil which we must all fear most—and that is the indifference of good men!
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

[after dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters]
Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for."
Murphy: That was way easier than I thought.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: You know, on TV you always got that guy that jumps over the sofa.
Connor: And then you gotta shoot at him for ten fucking minutes, too.
Murphy: Aye.
Connor: Christ.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.

Rocco: Fuckin'—what the fuckin' fuck?! Who the fuck fucked this fucking—? How did you two fucking fucks—?! FUCK!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
Reply With Quote
  #84  
Old 11-29-2009
interal's Avatar
interal interal is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Wimbledon
Posts: 178
interal is a splendid one to beholdinteral is a splendid one to beholdinteral is a splendid one to beholdinteral is a splendid one to beholdinteral is a splendid one to beholdinteral is a splendid one to beholdinteral is a splendid one to behold
Cool Cool Hand Luke (1967)

One of my favourite films.

The build up to boiled eggs eating scene:

Luke: I can eat fifty eggs.
Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
Society Red: You just said he could eat anything.
Dragline: Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
Luke: Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
Prisoner: Hey, Babalugats. We got a bet here.
Dragline: My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.
Loudmouth Steve: Yeah, but in how long?
Luke: A hour.
Society Red: Well, I believe I'll take part of that wager.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

Dragline: Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?
Luke: I thought it was a nice round number.

Reply With Quote
  #85  
Old 12-03-2009
demon_kiss2's Avatar
demon_kiss2 demon_kiss2 is offline
Apprentice Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 61
demon_kiss2 is on a distinguished road
Default

Rocky 4 " if he dies, he dies"
Predator " Get to da chopper"
batman " I am batman"
the shining "eres johnny"
superman " is it a bird, is it a plane"
aliens " Where's Apone? Where's Apone? , The Sarge is gone! Let's get the fuck outta here! " "We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly"
Robocop "dead or alive you comming with me" "My friends call me murphy but you can call me robocop"
Terminator "I'll be back"
Reply With Quote
  #86  
Old 12-03-2009
St. Araqiel
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Rorschach: [reading from journal] Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, "Save us!"...and I'll whisper, "No."

[Rorschach comes across a copy of Jon standing in the snow]
Rorschach: Out of my way. People have to be told.
Jon Osterman: You know I can't let you do that.
Rorschach: Suddenly you discover humanity. Convenient. [takes off his mask] If you'd cared from the start, none of this would've happened.
Jon Osterman: I can change almost anything...but I can't change human nature.
Rorschach: Of course. You must protect Veidt's new utopia. What's one more body amongst foundations? [chokes up] Well, what are you waiting for? Do it.
[Jon hesitates]
Rorschach: DO IT!
[Jon makes Rorschach explode into a puddle of blood]

Eddie Jessup: Emily's quite content to go on with this life. She insists she's in love with me—whatever that is. What she means is she prefers the senseless pain we inflict on each other to the pain we would otherwise inflict on ourselves. But I'm not afraid of that solitary pain. In fact, if I don't strip myself of all this clatter and clutter and ridiculous ritual, I shall go out of my fucking mind. Does that answer your question, Arthur?
Arthur Rosenberg: What question was that?
Eddie Jessup: You asked me why I was getting divorced.
Arthur Rosenberg: Oh, listen, it's your life. I'm sorry I even asked.

Pamela Landy: What is Operation Blackbriar? You want to tell me, or should I call Kramer and ask him?
Noah Vosen: For Christ's sake, Pam, we're in the middle of an operation.
Pamela Landy: Bullshit. You want Jason Bourne? Level with me.
Noah Vosen: Operation Blackbriar started as an NEAT surveillance program.
Pamela Landy: What is it now?
Noah Vosen: It is now the umbrella program for all our black ops. Full envelope intrusion, rendition, experimental interrogation—it is all run out of this office. We are the sharp end of the stick now, Pam.
Pamela Landy: Lethal action?
Noah Vosen: If we have to, sure. That's what makes us special. No more red tape. No more getting the bad guys caught on our sights, then watching them escape while we wait for somebody in Washington to issue the order. [sees Landy's disapproving look] Oh, come on. You've seen the raw intel, Pam. You know how real the danger is. We need these programs now.

Jason Bourne: I remember. I remember everything. I'm no longer Jason Bourne.
Dr. Albert Hirsch: So now you're going to kill me.
Jason Bourne: No. You don't deserve the star they give you on the wall at Langley.
Reply With Quote
  #87  
Old 12-05-2009
local local is offline
Apprentice Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: TO
Posts: 65
local can only hope to improve
Default

"Such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Nigel Tuffnell, This is Spinal Tap

There is no situation in life where a line from Spinal Tap could not be quoted.
Reply With Quote
  #88  
Old 12-06-2009
SupaFun SupaFun is offline
Junior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 4
SupaFun is on a distinguished road
Default

You need people like, so you can point your fingers at.
Reply With Quote
  #89  
Old 12-06-2009
demon_kiss2's Avatar
demon_kiss2 demon_kiss2 is offline
Apprentice Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 61
demon_kiss2 is on a distinguished road
Default

Goodfellas
Funny How?

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
Reply With Quote
  #90  
Old 12-06-2009
demon_kiss2's Avatar
demon_kiss2 demon_kiss2 is offline
Apprentice Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 61
demon_kiss2 is on a distinguished road
Default

Back to the Future 3

Marty McFly: Hey, Doc! Where you goin' now? Back to the future?
Doc: Nope. Already been there.
Reply With Quote
  #91  
Old 12-14-2009
StrayLight_SK StrayLight_SK is offline
Junior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 8
StrayLight_SK is on a distinguished road
Default

Paycheck: "Some of the best things in life are total mistakes."
Reply With Quote
  #92  
Old 12-14-2009
StrayLight_SK StrayLight_SK is offline
Junior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 8
StrayLight_SK is on a distinguished road
Default And...

Beowulf: The time of heroes is dead: the Christ god has killed it, leaving nothing but weeping martyrs and fear and shame.
Reply With Quote
  #93  
Old 12-15-2009
Kakariko's Avatar
Kakariko Kakariko is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Australia
Posts: 213
Kakariko is just really niceKakariko is just really niceKakariko is just really niceKakariko is just really niceKakariko is just really nice
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by rhythmic delivery View Post
i haven't got a fucking clue what thats suposed to mean?
It's a movie (aka UHF). I was wondering if the quote you used was from the movie as I seem to recall hearing it during the film.
Reply With Quote
  #94  
Old 12-31-2009
DSL's Avatar
DSL DSL is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 255
DSL is on a distinguished road
Default

You know you look like your head got stuck in a cheese dip back in 1957!!

Roddy piper ( they Live )
Reply With Quote
  #95  
Old 01-01-2010
St. Araqiel
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Alan Garner: [while picking up Phil at the school where he works] Did you have to park so close?
Doug Billings: Yeah, what's wrong?
Alan Garner: I shouldn't be here.
Doug Billings: Why is that, Alan?
Alan Garner: I'm not supposed to be within two-hundred feet of a school...or a Chuck E. Cheese.

Phil Wenneck: [yelling at Stu from outside] Paging Dr. Faggot! Dr. Faggot!

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of?our best friend Doug is probably facedown in a ditch right now with a methhead buttfucking his corpse!
Alan Garner: That's highly unlikely.

Captain Phineas J. Tucker: Gentlemen, I have a very simple policy?what you shove up your ass is your own business.

Chuck Levine: Oh my God, it's Homopalooza!

Bridget: Hey, are you done imitating me? I wonder...wait! Did you copy my body too?...Aw, man.
Reply With Quote
  #96  
Old 01-01-2010
Hedonistman's Avatar
Hedonistman Hedonistman is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Colorado, USA
Posts: 168
Hedonistman is on a distinguished road
Send a message via Yahoo to Hedonistman
Default A soon to be classic,,,

I just saw Hangover today,,, and truly LMAO,,,,great script,,, countless memorable lines.. I rented it on a whim and I'm way glad I did.... 2 seriously thumbs up ,,,oh yeaaa
Reply With Quote
  #97  
Old 01-02-2010
DSL's Avatar
DSL DSL is offline
Senior Ladyboy Lover
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 255
DSL is on a distinguished road
Default

You failed because you stopped trying... and your only fear is failure itself!.

author unknown.
Reply With Quote
  #98  
Old 01-04-2010
St. Araqiel
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Ferris: I'm so disappointed in Cameron! Twenty bucks says he's in his car right now debating on whether or not to go out.
[Cameron's in his car]
Cameron: He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is, uh...this is ridiculous. Okay. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What—I'll go. Shit!
[turns the engine on, then turns it off and hits the passenger seat]
Cameron: God damn it!
[turns the car on and revs it up]
Cameron: Aaaaahh! Shit!
[gets out of the car]
Cameron: That's it!
[paces behind the car and jumps up and down in frustration]

Sloane: What are we going to do?
Ferris: The question isn't "What are we going to do," the question is "What aren't we going to do?"
Cameron: Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home.
Ferris: [to the camera] If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
[beat]
Ferris: Neither would I.

[the guys just notice the additional mileage on the car]
Ferris: [to the audience] Here's where Cameron goes berserk.
Cameron: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
[Cameron's scream can be heard all across Chicago]

Atton Rand: I did what I did with all Jedi. I hurt her. I hurt her a lot. And then, right when I thought she couldn't take anymore—she showed me the Force. In my head. And I felt everything she felt, and I heard just an echo of what the Force was. And how what I was doing...I think I loved her, but it wasn't that kind of love. It was the kind of love where you're willing to give up everything for someone you don't even know. I killed her for crawling in my head, for showing me that. But before she opened her mind to mine, my only thought was that I would love to kill her. In the end, she sacrificed herself to keep my secret, to prevent the Sith from knowing about that touch of the Force inside me. She wasted her life to save me. Me.

Canderous Ordo: Hiding in the homes of civilians. Using families as shields. Thinking we would not use appropriate force on their bases inside major cities. They underestimated our resolve and what measures are acceptable in war. Those who cannot defend themselves should not be around those who can in battle. If annihilating a city is the kind of power it takes to overwhelm a Republic shield device, then that's what we did. Necessary force to destroy all opposition.

Last edited by St. Araqiel; 01-04-2010 at 04:25 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #99  
Old 02-02-2010
St. Araqiel
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Lt. Aldo Raine: [drawing a map] Up the road apiece, there's a orchard. Now, besides you, we know there's another Kraut patrol fuckin' here somewhere. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. Now if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger?
Lt. Aldo Raine: Well, Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. I need to know about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now. Now take your finger and point out on this map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: I respectfully refuse.
[a smack is heard offscreen]
Lt. Aldo Raine: Hear that? That's Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname—the "Bear Jew." Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: I have heard of the Bear Jew.
Lt. Aldo Raine: What did you hear about him, Werner?
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: He beats German soldiers with a club.
Lt. Aldo Raine: He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. Now, Werner, I'm gonna ask you one more goddamn time, and if you still "respectfully refuse," I'm callin' the Bear Jew over here, and he's gonna take that big-ole bat of his, and he's gonna beat you to death with it. Now take your wiener-schnitzel-lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: Fuck you.
[pause]
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: And your Jew dogs!
[the Basterds all laugh]
Lt. Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. DONNY!
Sgt. Donny Donowitz: [from offscreen] Yeah?
Lt. Aldo Raine: We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!

Adolf Hitler: Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein! How much more of these Jew swine must I endure? They butcher my men like they were fish bait! I have heard the rumors myself! Soldiers of the Third Reich, who have brought the world to its knees, now pecking and clucking like chickens. Do you know the latest rumor they've conjured up in their fear-induced delirium? The one that beats my boys with a bat—the one they call the "Bear Jew"—is a golem!
General Frank: Mein Fuhrer, that is just soldier's gossip. No one really believes that the Bear Jew is a golem.

Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.

Col. Mathieu: The word "torture" doesn't appear in our orders. We've always spoken of interrogation as the only valid method in a police operation directed against unknown enemies. As for the NLF, they request that their members, in the event of capture, should maintain silence for twenty-four hours, and then they may talk. So the organization has already had the time it needs to render any information useless. What type of interrogation should we choose—the one the courts use for a murder case, that drags on for months?

Col. Mathieu: We aren't madmen or sadists, gentlemen. Those who call us Fascists today forget the contribution that many of us made to the Resistance. Those who call us Nazis don't know that among us there are survivors of Dachau and Buchenwald. We are soldiers and our only duty is to win.

Bozz: Courage is when you're the only guy who knows how shit-scared you really are.

Bozz: Just because you wear those sergeant's stripes don't mean you ain't gonna die.

Last edited by St. Araqiel; 02-02-2010 at 11:09 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #100  
Old 03-06-2010
St. Araqiel
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Tallahassee: [searching for Twinkies] Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?

Tallahassee: [upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank God for rednecks!

Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anyone who had traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing the stones away.
Bruce Wayne: So why steal them?
Alfred Pennyworth: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.

[James has been caught returning to his FOB after sneaking out]
Guard at Liberty Gate: What were you doing out there?
Staff Sergeant William James: Visiting a whorehouse.
Guard at Liberty Gate: Okay. If I let you back in, will you tell me where it is exactly?

Contractor Team Leader: [after shooting the runaway prisoners] I forgot—five-hundred thousand dead or alive!

Last edited by St. Araqiel; 03-06-2010 at 01:47 AM.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
What Movie Is This Scene From jimbo46 ID help needed 6 03-07-2010 05:31 AM
A New Movie.... Vanillas General Discussion 0 06-26-2009 05:19 AM
Movie Recommendations orion_pax Chat About Shemales 22 10-23-2008 07:20 AM
Favorite Summer Movie CreativeMind General Discussion 11 08-19-2008 04:01 PM
New ladyboy movie kelly Chat About Shemales 6 01-15-2008 12:05 AM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:22 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright © Trans Ladyboy