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can cum go bad?
I started filling up a water bottle with cum for the hell of it (I'm sure ill think of something to do with it ), and I was wondering if it would be unsafe to ingest after a while. At the moment it is not being refrigerated. I dont see why it wouldn't be safe since its tightly sealed, but I figured I'd ask, would be a pretty embarrassing way to get sick haha
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If you are serious then I will answer this in a serious vein. Of course it can go bad. Cum contains living cells (sperm) that eventually die and decay if they don't fertilize an egg. Bacteria hasten this process and unless you put your cum in a sterile bottle while you were in a sterile room then bacteria is present.
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That does not sound too sanitary. Anyhoo, I was reading something awhile back that said that the longer sperm is stored in the human body(AKA-no sex or masturbation), the greater the chance for genetic degradation and birth defects should the same sperm fertilize an egg. If that can happen within your body, it would be safe to assume that it can happen in an unrefrigerated container.
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Yeah true. It started off sounding like a good idea but the more i thought about it the more skeptical i was. Could have been a bit of wishful thinking too. Do you have any idea how long it is until you have to worry? Would 2 or 3 days be too much?
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^ At a guess I would think that 2 or 3 hours would be too much (however I have no definite idea as I don't work in the medical or biology field).
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Yuck!
Sperm can apparently live for several days inside a female body after ejaculation - but I would've give them too long inside a water bottle!
And I'd imagine it's gonna stink to high heaven as well by now. |
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Well on the bright side its only been since last night. Oh well, so much for that. Thanks anyway everyone
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#8
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Storage
If you are serious about storage, this unit might be just what you need.
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Okay, Randolph, why am I not surprised that you would be the one to find a picture like that?
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I don't know what kind of "shelf life" unrefrigerated semen has but ask yourself if you would drink milk or eat mayonnaise that had been left out that long. There was a guy in my dorm at Purdue who was studying "animal husbandry." He used to tell us about how they "cryogenically" stored bull semen. Sperm banks would likely use the same technology. I suppose you could always search the web for more information. |
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Of course cum can go bad. Considering the close proximity of where it comes from, that's why so many male babies tun out to be a**holes.
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Yeah, it can also cause tonsillitis.
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Perhaps he has one in his basement? He could have taken that picture himself you know.
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Okay, Randolph, fess up. Do you have one at home?
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I think to get him to confess, we'll have to play Bad Cop, Badder Cop.
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I'll be the bad cop.
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Whew! For a second there, I thought you were going to show us the Colonel's secret recipe for his KFC!
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#20
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Try some California Potato Chips w/ sour cream on Superbowl Sunday.
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My own research has not addressed whether my cum can go bad, but the reverse. It turns out that almost everything involving my cum makes me a very, very bad boy indeed.
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Well, perhaps you should be "punished".
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Gee, Randolph, I think that might be a side of you I have not previously observed. What did you have in mind?
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Sounds like a bukkake is in order...
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
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Since my original post to which Randolph responded concerned my own cum, I would be interested to know how Postman's solution fits the bill. Will I need to practice my contortionist skills? |
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Well, as they say "let the punishment fit the crime". SMC needs to fess up as to his "naughtiness". A bukkake may not be adequate.
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If you can bend that far. I'm pretty sure that some of our other members might lend a "helping hand".
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
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I know that Rachel has some cock retainer thingies(I forget what they are called) Maybe she can provide some insight on genitalia related punishments.
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
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Excellent idea, where is Rachel anyway?
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I haven't seen her here in a while; we might need to form a search party.
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
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My object all sublime I shall achieve in time ? To let the punishment fit the crime ? The punishment fit the crime; And make each prisoner pent Unwillingly represent A source of innocent merriment! Of innocent merriment! The boy who all day plays with his cock And other things deemed crass Is sent to a tranny Who opens his fanny And sticks her big thing in his ass. And he who cannot keep his hands free of cum Because he is constantly stroking Will find he is throated With semen gets coated As part of a jolly good poking. |
#32
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Whoa there pal! Have you been fusing the "Could You Be A Poet But Didn't Know It" and the "Let's See Fran Naked" threads together again?
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
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let the punishment fit the crime. LOL!
SMC as we shall see
is ready for his destiny he looks at her with eyes of fear please be kind to my little rear no fear my friend this is not the end you are my slave to be no more handjobs for SMC a boytoy for my tranny cock in time you will like it a lot so bend over now and let me plow soon there will be no more ow just a lot of wow I will set you free my sweet SMC
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Please, please, please, tell me .. is it the gurl of my dreams? |
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Tcock
Dream gurl?
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Nice
How about this one?
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I just hope he doesn't end up like that poor fellow in the movie 'Clerks'.
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#38
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I am 99.9999999999% sure that you do not have a naked picture of her.
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Don't worry, smc. I've got your back! We'll just send Ila in first and see what happens to him. Bwahahahahahahaha! *ahem* |
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I'm already in. I've got the door locked and barred so there is no sense in hanging around trying to get in.
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SUR-PRISE!!!!!! |
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You guys are just all so sure you know the answer, eh?
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#43
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Answer to what? I'm just having some fun at Ila's expense.
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#44
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Isn't it ironic that three Moderators, sworn to uphold the integrity of the Forum, have essentially "hijacked" the thread begun by another member who posted a somewhat legitimate medical question?
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And we are on topic....on a microscopic level. |
#46
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Hummm
Just browsing around. I'd walk a mile for one of those smiles.
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Those are surely smiles worth miles of walking, but my lips are sealed. |
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Two beautiful ladies to be sure.
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