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Fran's tips for Christmas cooking
Here are some proven tips for christmas cooking. ( or any other time of year. If you have some that you've learned yourself, then please add them.
1) NEVER fry anything in the nude. 2) be careful about slamming the oven door.( You may catch on something.) 3) sugar frosting is good on pastries and pasties. . @@ |
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I can be the Christmas turkey and Fran can shove me full of her "stuffing"...
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Just be careful to not let any of the hot apple cider/cocoa drip onto any exposed flesh. It might burn a tad. |
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Pastries, pasties, and panties, Fran.
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LOL great post
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That is true! There are edible ones out there now!
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lol @ thread :P
Hey, what are you guys gonna do this christmas eve? and the next day :P
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Working.
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I'm hoping I can revise my list of "naughty and nice".
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Nice post Fran.
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Tranny Claus
From Vicki's Vault
"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house I was making my plans to look more like my spouse I carefully laid out my very best clothes My bra and my panties, my skirt and my hose My stockings weren't hung by the chimney that night They were on me instead, feeling sensually tight My dress was of velvet, a burgundy red And on my long nails a new polish was spread With make-up and jewellery, high heels on my feet I was looking so sexy and feeling so sweet When out in the yard there arose such a noise That I sprang from my bedroom, forgetting my poise The moon on the snow with its brilliant white glitter Reminiscent of lace set my heart all a-twitter When what to my long-lashed eyes should appear But a person in red with a sleigh and reindeer But I could not tell if a 'he' or a 'she' The one on the sled was dressed somewhat like me There in the sleigh was this gentle old flirt With a white wig and make-up, a red blouse and skirt The reindeer were sparkling, with rhinestones and pearls With their antlers in ribbons, they all looked like girls When (s)he stepped from the sleigh, to my eyes were revealed Some knee-high black boots with their seven-inch heels Santa just blushed, but I stood there and smiled And said, "Hello, my dear, can you stay for a while?" "Well you finally caught me", (s)he said with a pout "At this time on Christmas, folks are seldom about." "I don't go en femme very often at home, "Mrs Claus doesn't like it, so I do it alone. "And when I give goodies to make others smile "I like to feel pretty and femme for a while." "So I ride off dressed up, from my high heels to wig, "On Christmas Eve night while I'm doing my gig." I said, "Don't worry Santa, your secret is safe "Why don't you come in and just freshen your face?" We sat and we talked and we vented our passion For feminine frills and the latest new fashions We finally parted with a hug and a kiss (S)he said, "I must go now, or some children I'll miss" I went to my party and had a great time With music and laughter and good food and wine But when I returned and looked under my tree I found some new pretties from sweet Santa to me Lacy panties, a bra and a soft satin blouse Perfume and candles to light up my house But it wasn't the goodies that lifted my blues It was knowing that Santa was a cross-dresser too So next time don't judge all the people you meet By what they are wearing when out on the street For in being oneself, there is no 'wrong or right' Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night"
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I always wonder which list I would end up on....
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Dear Santa,
Please put Shadows on my "to do" list. |
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Lets all take a nice sweet tranny home for the holidays
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A Christmas ditty
To the familiar tune of "White Christmas":
I'm hoping for my dream Christmas Unlike the ones I've ever known. Where I will tingle from balls that jingle On special gurls that make me moan. I'm hoping for my dream Christmas Where there's a surprise in every box. With a bulging beauty, who does her duty, And let's me celebrate her cock. I'm hoping for my dream Christmas And it is coming up so fast. May the pleasantries be unsurpassed, And my present take me in my ass. |
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I like the term "naughty and nice" and with a slight change it is even nicer "naughty is nice"
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spice; treats; lollipops; sweets. Somehow those words induce many different thoughts and vivid descriptions in all of us.
Mentally in your day dreams I'm sure you boys are cooking up something. (oh dear! I used the "up" word.) |
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Yes trannys are so "up lifting"
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"Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible; but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary." R.N. Last edited by randolph; 12-20-2009 at 10:23 AM. |
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XXXmas cookies
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
This is so funny, read to the end! 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup or brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher. Cherry Mistmas !
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Wooooohoooo!
Thank you Fran! |
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I just couldn't let you go through life just listlessly . Do you find yourself "listing" my way or are you a straight up kind of guy?
oops!I used that "up" word again. |
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Speak for yourself. I do most of my cooking naked.
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I seem to be gravitating towards bliss.
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