Does liking whiskey make you gay?

[smc]

Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

Ok, so you don't want to make sweet sweet love, you just want to give him to give you a rough rump-ramming and shoot his hot sticky pirate juice in your face. Either that or you can get back to Mars where you came from you weird alien.

Still no, but if you want to wear a pirate hat and shoot your "hot sticky pirate juice" in my face, Anna, just name the time and place.

[tslust]

Can licking ice cream cones make you gay?

Originally Posted by Kakariko

In all seriousness, I heard that it used to mean you were gay if you wore white socks.. this is like.. 40 years ago or something. No idea whether it held any truth or not, but that's what someone told me

Back in the 1980's in the UK, everybody wore white socks - myself included. So are we all gay?

[kaytan]

Originally Posted by GRH

Whiskey was always my favorite...And I\'m pretty queer.

may I kiss you?

[smc]

Originally Posted by GRH

Whiskey was always my favorite...And I'm pretty queer.

I don't know how I missed this post earlier, but there are few things I enjoy more than the taste of kissing a woman who has herself had a bit of whiskey. Okay, I like the taste of a cummy kiss better.

Does this make me gay?

[JodieTs]

Originally Posted by tslust

Can licking ice cream cones make you gay?

Only if you bite off the cone-tip and suck the ice cream through the resulting hole.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

Only if you bite off the cone-tip and suck the ice cream through the resulting hole.

Oh my fucking god! I did that when I was a kid! Who knew I was effectively sucking cock by at least age 8?

[smc]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Oh my fucking god! I did that when I was a kid! Who knew I was effectively sucking cock by at least age 8?

I think before you go around using the word "effectively" we should ask the cock!

[tonywaits]

Does the fact that I read this thread from begining to end make me gay?

[smc]

Originally Posted by tonywaits

Does the fact that I read this thread from begining to end make me gay?

No, that only proves that you're worried that you might be labeled as gay!

[tonywaits]

Originally Posted by smc

No, that only proves that you're worried that you might be labeled as gay!

Damn, I was afraid of that.

[JodieTs]

I used to be a man.
I am now a woman.
I still have a penis.
So if someone wants to suck my penis today,
are they aware it is the same penis I had when I was a man? ....FACT!
{though an inch shorter}

[tslust]

Does eating vanilla yogert make you gay?

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by smc

I think before you go around using the word "effectively" we should ask the cock!

The cone did moan a little and squirt in my mouth--so yes I think the word "effectively" is appropriate.

[smc]

Does eating chicken make you gay?

http://www.time.com/time/world/artic...984064,00.html

More specifically, does blowing a chicken make you gay?

[kaytan]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

I used to be a man.
I am now a woman.
I still have a penis.
So if someone wants to suck my penis today,
are they aware it is the same penis I had when I was a man? ....FACT!
{though an inch shorter}

I am not afraid of being gay,if loving or liking a ts-woman makes me gay, and about your penis,that is my favorite part of a woman, you are so cute baby

[SluttyShemaleAnna]

Does liking Tboys make you straight? If a gay guy goes out with FtM guy, is he hetro?

[smc]

Originally Posted by kaytan

I am not afraid of being gay,if loving or liking a ts-woman makes me gay, and about your penis,that is my favorite part of a woman, you are so cute baby

Hey, if you're going to be serious, go to the other thread that spawned this one. There is no room for seriousness here!

[IronCity]

Am I gay if I LOVE vagina and girl-cock??

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by IronCity

Am I gay if I LOVE vagina and girl-cock??

I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but you are double gay or super duper gay. We won't know which one until the tests come in.

I'm very sorry.

[aussiepride]

[QUOTE=JodieTs;187249]I used to be a man.
I am now a woman.
I still have a penis.
[B]So if someone wants to suck my penis today,
are they aware it is the same penis I had when I was a man? ....FACT!
[/B]{though an inch shorter}[/QUOTE]

blimy, how much suckings been going on with your cock? had a few biters perhaps?

[JodieTs]

[QUOTE=aussiepride;187490]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

I used to be a man.
I am now a woman.
I still have a penis.
[B]So if someone wants to suck my penis today,
are they aware it is the same penis I had when I was a man? ....FACT!
[/B]{though an inch shorter}[/QUOTE]

blimy, how much suckings been going on with your cock? had a few biters perhaps?

Smiles.
A side effect of the hormones.
Tits come at a price!

[GCharles]

Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

Can I point out an important detail.

Whisky = An alcoholic drink made properly by a Scotsman.

Whiskey = Industrial donkey hoof cleanser made by a gibbering Irish idiot.

You can happily call the tongue-offending slurry made in America, whiskey, as a yank is effectively a slightly less drunk but more violent Irishman with a gun.

You sir, are a fool. As the inventors of the drink, the Irish veresion is the superior. And as Irish whiskey is distilled 3 times as opposed to the scotch twice, it is a smoother drink. So infact it's the scotch which is paint stripper and Irish which is the more refined and superior drink.

However, they both can make a man psychotically violent if drunk in the required quantity.

[SluttyShemaleAnna]

Originally Posted by GCharles

You sir, are a fool. As the inventors of the drink, the Irish veresion is the superior. And as Irish whiskey is distilled 3 times as opposed to the scotch twice, it is a smoother drink. So infact it's the scotch which is paint stripper and Irish which is the more refined and superior drink.

However, they both can make a man psychotically violent if drunk in the required quantity.

You are the fool Madam.

[smc]

Originally Posted by GCharles

You sir, are a fool. As the inventors of the drink, the Irish veresion is the superior. And as Irish whiskey is distilled 3 times as opposed to the scotch twice, it is a smoother drink. So infact it's the scotch which is paint stripper and Irish which is the more refined and superior drink.

However, they both can make a man psychotically violent if drunk in the required quantity.

Who the FUCK are you calling "sir"?!?!

[JodieTs]

Originally Posted by smc

Who the FUCK are you calling "sir"?!?!

That's "Mr Jodie" to you, SMC.