Kitty Kaiti visits smc in Boston -- a travelogue

[smc]

So, some of you may have read in another thread about Kitty Kaiti coming up to Boston to visit smc just because she needed to get the hell out of Newburgh, NY. The posts about that generated considerable PM traffic, ranging from the "what a crock of shit, it will never happen" variety to the -- in Kaiti's own words -- "you should totally bang that chick" variety.

Well, as I type this, gorgeous Kaiti is lying next me in bed after our second night out having a great time, and she told me to tell everyone that she is drunk. And just to prove to all the nay-sayers out there, the next post will be from Kaiti -- and, just to let everyone know, despite that I am a moderator I have no way of getting into Kaiti's account and posting on her behalf.

Anyhow, we thought we'd tell everyone how much fun we've been having. I'll start.

Kaiti arrived in her brand-spanking new 2011 Nissan Pathfinder SV, which she talked about in the "Kaiti needs a new car" thread. We got a room (2 beds ) at a Boston hotel so we could be close to the "action." On Monday, after she arrived at about 1:30 -- having made a 4-1/2 hour drive in 3-1/2 hours, thus confirming the hopes and prayers of lots of guys on this site that Kaiti is, indeed, a "fast woman" (eat your hearts out, suckers!) -- we first went to lunch at Legal Seafood. Kaiti ate fish chowder for the first time ever. Then we got on the ferry boat that takes you to the only thing Kaiti knew she wanted to do in Boston: visit the U.S.S. Constitution, which was closed when we got there after crossing the harbor on a boat. So we toured the U.S.S. Cassin Young, a WWII destroyer, and Kaiti somehow made big guns that had lied dormant for years come to full attention and even shoot out something that cannot be named.

Then we took the boat back to Boston and went back to the hotel and Kaiti slept for 13 hours because she had been up all night. Then we got up Tuesday morning, in our separate beds , and headed out for Tuesday's fun.

Kaiti will be writing the next chapter of our travelogue.

[KittyKaiti]

LOL, YAY!

Been having a great time.

So, we got up on Tuesday and we went to breakfast, where I ordered waffles and bacon and sausage, and they gave me tons of sausage. Then we went on the subway, and I hadn't been on a subway for years and it was fun. We arrived at the Aquarium and I saw the fishies and I got to pet sting rays and I got to see all the penguins, which is my favorite animal. We went to the gift shop and I got a stuffed toy penguin and a t-shirt, and smc bought me one of those pillow pets, which is a penguin.

Then we went to Quincy Market and I tried raw oysters for the first time. They tasted kind of like shrimp but looked kind of like snot. Then I had a hot dog and pizza.

After that, we saw a play in a park, which was like a comedy version of Shakespeare. Then we went to a Ghost Tour. As some of you people should know, I am into the paranormal, but it turned out to be silly and cheesy. We went to a few graveyards and heard mostly history.

Then at night we went to a trans bar and they had karaoke drag queens and I got drunk off my ass. Then we went back to the hotel.

[smc]

Originally Posted by KittyKaiti

... Then at night we went to a trans bar and they had karaoke drag queens and I got drunk off my ass. Then we went back to the hotel.

First of all, Kaiti gets drunk really easily. The cool thing about Kaiti getting drunk is that it makes her talk. When she's NOT drunk, getting her to talk is the equivalent of pulling teeth. If you don't ask her a direct question, you will not hear a peep out of her for hours.

But one drink, and not only is she starting the conversation, but she says every single thing that comes to her mind, including a lot about being drunk. The only way to describe this is that as adorable as Kaiti is when she's not talking, the adorableness increases exponentially the minute she starts talking without being prompted. Of course, I am biased, because I think Kaiti is a paragon of adorableness.

And let me just say, THANK GOODNESS SHE TALKED, because it drowned out the god-awful karaoke singing at the tranny bar. This is the "famous" Jacque's Cabaret in Boston, where I have sent many from TLB (because they've asked) but I've never been. I may not go again, until Kaiti comes back to visit me.

Kaiti's pornstar persona came through when, as the bar was closing, she wanted to do a scene on the bar's pool table. But they were closing, and there were no cameras.

We came back to the hotel room, asked the front desk if they could bring a pool table to our room, and decided instead to start this travelogue on TLB.

[JodieTs]

OMG!
You actually both really exist.
In real life....
I thought most of the posters were computer generated.

Anyway on a site like this, you are both breaking a cardinal rule:
Actually doing normal stuff rather than fantasy wank stuff.

Brill to you both.

Jodie. xx

[smc]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

OMG!
You actually both really exist.
In real life....
I thought most of the posters were computer generated.

Anyway on a site like this, you are both breaking a cardinal rule:
Actually doing normal stuff rather than fantasy wank stuff.

Brill to you both.

Jodie. xx

That's us: a couple of devilish rule breakers!

Kaiti is on her way home now, on the Massachusetts Turnpike somewhere around Framingham or Westborough by now. This is a reminder to her that it's her turn to post about what we did today before she headed home to New York.

[transjen]

So it was your falt the earth moved yesterday
Jerseygirl Jen

[Tsweet]

2-TLB Cool "Kats" hitting the Boston sites, subway, sounds, suds, ... and sheets (as smc says separate beds ).

What could be better than that!!! (oh no Beantown sporting event smc? ... or was there? )

[KittyKaiti]

And I'm home from another record 3 1/2 hour drive from Boston to Newburgh LOL!

Before I headed home me and smc got up and left the hotel around 11:00am, check out time and walked around and went to Starbucks for smc's coffee and then we browsed an Army Navy surplus store where I bought some MRE's (which are delicious) and then headed to a costume shop. They didn't really have anything there that interested me so we went to a hotdog restaurant and had some hotdogs. Then we decided it's about time to say bye byes and we went back to the hotel, got my new truck and I dropped smc off at a location of his choice. On the way home there were three traffic jams, two of them were accidents but I still got home pretty fast.

[smc]

Originally Posted by transjen

So it was your falt the earth moved yesterday
Jerseygirl Jen

Great post, Jen. Time for me to express my undying love for you once again.

[smc]

Originally Posted by Tsweet

2-TLB Cool "Kats" hitting the Boston sites, subway, sounds, suds, ... and sheets (as smc says separate beds ).

What could be better than that!!! (oh no Beantown sporting event smc? ... or was there? )

Competitive drinking?

[smc]

Originally Posted by KittyKaiti

And I'm home from another record 3 1/2 hour drive from Boston to Newburgh LOL!

Before I headed home me and smc got up and left the hotel around 11:00am, check out time and walked around and went to Starbucks for smc's coffee and then we browsed an Army Navy surplus store where I bought some MRE's (which are delicious) and then headed to a costume shop. They didn't really have anything there that interested me so we went to a hotdog restaurant and had some hotdogs. Then we decided it's about time to say bye byes and we went back to the hotel, got my new truck and I dropped smc off at a location of his choice. On the way home there were three traffic jams, two of them were accidents but I still got home pretty fast.

Hey, hun, you left out the best part (at least for me) ... where I got to hug you goodbye. I can't wait for a few weeks when we get to be together again!

[shadows]

Glad to hear the both of you had a great time, and that you made it home safely, Kaiti.

[smc]

Since Kaiti and I didn't have a camera, I thought I'd post some pictures of places we went taken by others. We are now officially Boston Tourism Ambassadors.

1. The U.S.S. Constitution, the oldest warship in service in the world, docked at the Charlestown Navy Yard.

2. The U.S.S. Cassin Young, a World War II destroyer docked at the Charleston Navy Yard.

3. One of the ferries from downtown Boston to the Charlestown Navy Yard.

4. Exterior of the New England Aquarium.

5. The giant tank inside the center of the Aquarium.

6. Some of Kaiti's new friends at the Aquarium.

7. The interior of Jacques' Cabaret.

[smc]

^ A few more ...

1. Quincy Market -- main entrance.

2. Quincy Market -- exterior shot.

3. Quincy Market -- rotunda.

4. The starting point and peculiar conveyance for the Ghosts and Graveyards tour.

5. The Old Granary Burying Ground -- one of the stops on the tour.

[KittyKaiti]

It was a really fun trip!

What are we doing next time I'm up there, besides staying at the haunted hotel?

[smc]

Originally Posted by KittyKaiti

It was a really fun trip!

What are we doing next time I'm up there, besides staying at the haunted hotel?

Well, since we're going to have this discussion at least partially in public, why don't we ask other site members to make suggestions? Anyone who has been to Boston have any suggestions? (I live here, which in some ways makes it a bit more difficult to think of things.)

Here are some of my own suggestions:

- Haunted Boston

Kaiti, this is probably the tour we should have gone on, but the other one came up first in our search. Now that I've found it, I think this is the one I was originally trying to remember.

http://www.hauntedboston.com/

And maybe it isn't so cheesy!

- Boston Harbor Islands

I know you liked taking the boat to the ships, so maybe we should go out to one of the Harbor Islands.

http://www.bostonharborislands.org/

There are two really cool forts out there: one from the Civil War, and another from World War II.

Of course, we might have another guest whose opinion we need to take into consideration, right?

And then there's going shopping for a pretty dress for you to wear to dinner.

[transjen]

^^^ A tour of haunted Boston sounds very fun, would love to go to Salem
Witchie Jen

[smc]

Originally Posted by transjen

^^^ A tour of haunted Boston sounds very fun, would love to go to Salem
Witchie Jen

Jen, I would take you to Salem any time you want to make your way up to this neck of the woods.

[shadows]

When does ol' shadows get to go on this tour with Kaiti and smc?

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing? Of course all of you are welcome to visit me in Indianapolis anytime. We could always watch the corn grow, go to the ?Brickyard 400,? hide from one of our many frequent tornadoes in my basement, or perhaps attend a political rally downtown. And of course we could also take in an outdoor concert at the Indiana State Fair.

Or we could go shopping at the local mall:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH5MuBer8qA

Actually if you ever do visit, we can always do what everyone else around here does?go to Chicago!

[shadows]

I'm sure there would be many cool things to do in Indianapolis.

Seriously, not everything in Indianapolis is so bleak. Here are a few cool things about us. The Red Bull Moto GP, Indianapolis Museum of Art, The Rathskeller Pub, Civic Theatre, Indy Pride Week.

Plus my university just got a $48 million dollar gift to build a medical school. Also after sinking over $5 million into it, Civic Theatre moved out leaving us with a state-of-the-art auditorium for our own performing arts program.

[smc]

Originally Posted by aw9725

Seriously, not everything in Indianapolis is so bleak. Here are a few cool things about us. The Red Bull Moto GP, Indianapolis Museum of Art, The Rathskeller Pub, Civic Theatre, Indy Pride Week.

Hey, my friend, when did this thread become about Indianapolis?! (Just kidding.)

I'm going to make sure we take some of our own pictures when Kaiti comes back to Boston in September.

[JonFrum]

The harbor islands are definitely worth the trip if you're inclined to that sort of thing. If you like spooky, Fort Independence at Castle Island is where Edgar Allen Poe was stationed, and got the idea for one of his stories. It's not spooky these days, but they offer free tours inside at certain times, and Poe makes anything spooky. Boston By Foot has great walking tours, including some that are crime/spooky related.

There's a Friends of Randolph Country Club CD/TV group that meets regularly on Saturdays - the place is a gay bar/club, and I like it better than Jacques these days. They also have drag nights. There's a Yahoo group where you can get info about them. I went there several times - the first time I left the house in a dress - and always had a good time with the girls. Just walk up and say hi to someone and you'll have people to talk to.

[smc]

Originally Posted by JonFrum

The harbor islands are definitely worth the trip if you're inclined to that sort of thing. If you like spooky, Fort Independence at Castle Island is where Edgar Allen Poe was stationed, and got the idea for one of his stories. It's not spooky these days, but they offer free tours inside at certain times, and Poe makes anything spooky. Boston By Foot has great walking tours, including some that are crime/spooky related.

There's a Friends of Randolph Country Club CD/TV group that meets regularly on Saturdays - the place is a gay bar/club, and I like it better than Jacques these days. They also have drag nights. There's a Yahoo group where you can get info about them. I went there several times - the first time I left the house in a dress - and always had a good time with the girls. Just walk up and say hi to someone and you'll have people to talk to.

Thanks for the suggestions. I put Castle Island on the list when Kaiti was here, and maybe we will go next time. The tours are really intermittent. I prefer Castle Island at night; unfortunately, so do the kids who like to drag race illegally from Day Blvd. down to the parking lot ... which attracts a lot of State Police attention from the barracks up the road.

We went to Jacques because it was close to our hotel. Randolph requires driving out of the city.

[transjen]

Originally Posted by smc

Thanks for the suggestions. I put Castle Island on the list when Kaiti was here, and maybe we will go next time. The tours are really intermittent. I prefer Castle Island at night; unfortunately, so do the kids who like to drag race illegally from Day Blvd. down to the parking lot ... which attracts a lot of State Police attention from the barracks up the road.

We went to Jacques because it was close to our hotel. Randolph requires driving out of the city.

Illegal drag racing?? sounds like i'd need to tune up my Mustang

Jersey leadfoot Jen

[smc]

Originally Posted by transjen

Illegal drag racing?? sounds like i'd need to tune up my Mustang

Jersey leadfoot Jen

Oh, Jen, now you have no excuse not to visit. The drag racing doesn't result in arrests, only warnings.

[KittyKaiti]

Originally Posted by smc

Thanks for the suggestions. I put Castle Island on the list when Kaiti was here, and maybe we will go next time. The tours are really intermittent. I prefer Castle Island at night; unfortunately, so do the kids who like to drag race illegally from Day Blvd. down to the parking lot ... which attracts a lot of State Police attention from the barracks up the road.

We went to Jacques because it was close to our hotel. Randolph requires driving out of the city.

Illegal street races sound fun to watch lol.

I'd rather not hang out at a crossdresser get-together.

[smc]

Originally Posted by KittyKaiti

... I'd rather not hang out at a crossdresser get-together.

Of course not. You would never fit in. You're a real woman.

[Pikachu1989]

Kaiti didn't see the Stanley cup while she was up in Boston?

[transjen]

Originally Posted by Pikachu1989

Kaiti didn't see the Stanley cup while she was up in Boston?

Good point, better do it quick unless you want to take her to Pittsburgh to see it
Jerseygirl Jen

[smc]

Originally Posted by Pikachu1989

Kaiti didn't see the Stanley cup while she was up in Boston?

Originally Posted by transjen

Good point, better do it quick unless you want to take her to Pittsburgh to see it
Jerseygirl Jen

As much as I love a woman who also loves hockey, Kaiti is not that woman ... and that's fine with me. I think that she might rather see a display of Stanley tools than the Stanley Cup on display, which only makes her that much more adorable and is fine with me.

[KittyKaiti]

Originally Posted by smc

As much as I love a woman who also loves hockey, Kaiti is not that woman ... and that's fine with me. I think that she might rather see a display of Stanley tools than the Stanley Cup on display, which only makes her that much more adorable and is fine with me.

That is true. I have pretty much no interest in sports.

[smc]

Originally Posted by KittyKaiti

That is true. I have pretty much no interest in sports.

But it might be kinda fun to go to a Red Sox game and see how many men are incapable of watching the game because they can't keep their eyes off of you. I know at least one ...

[smc]

Okay, it's official. We have dates for the next visit, and we might even have a mutual friend joining us. So, TLB Forum friends, get your additional suggestions in early so we can build our itinerary.

[transjen]

does the date inc tickets for a Bruins /Penguins game?????
Gotta love those Penguins Jen

[smc]

Originally Posted by transjen

does the date inc tickets for a Bruins /Penguins game?????
Gotta love those Penguins Jen

No, it's before the NHL season begins. I wouldn't be able to wait that long.

But Kaiti wouldn't want to go to a hockey game. But Jen, if you come to visit, I promise to take you to see the Bruins ... against the Penguins, if you time it right. Absolutely promise!

[smc]

Originally Posted by transjen

does the date inc tickets for a Bruins /Penguins game?????
Gotta love those Penguins Jen

Originally Posted by smc

No, it's before the NHL season begins. I wouldn't be able to wait that long.

But Kaiti wouldn't want to go to a hockey game. But Jen, if you come to visit, I promise to take you to see the Bruins ... against the Penguins, if you time it right. Absolutely promise!

Jen, the Penguins come to Boston for a game on Saturday, February 4. Single-game tickets go on sale next Wednesday. Say the word, and I'll get one for you and one for me.

Now, back to the Kaiti-smc travelogue, already in progress ...

[transjen]

Well i already got tickets for DEC when the Penguins come to the Flyers
but it looks like the Penguins don't play Boston until FEB 2012
Jerseygirl Jen

[smc]

Originally Posted by transjen

Well i already got tickets for DEC when the Penguins come to the Flyers
but it looks like the Penguins don't play Boston until FEB 2012
Jerseygirl Jen

That's your answer to my offer?

[transjen]

Feb 2012 is very far off and way to far off to make plans
and odds are i'll forget all about it
Jerseygirl Jen

[smc]

Originally Posted by transjen

Feb 2012 is very far off and way to far off to make plans
and odds are i'll forget all about it
Jerseygirl Jen

Well, then, perhaps Kaiti and I will be touring the tropics for some warm weather next February.

[Tsweet]

Originally Posted by smc

Okay, it's official. We have dates for the next visit, and we might even have a mutual friend joining us. So, TLB Forum friends, get your additional suggestions in early so we can build our itinerary.

Some suggestions:

1. Duck boat tour of Boston
2. Quincy Market (Faneuil Hall)
3. Museum of Science
4. Prudential Center (great view of Boston - plus shopping & Eating!)
5. USS Constitution Museum
6. Museum of Science
7. New England Aquarium
8. Boston Public Garden - with the Swan boats
9. Freedom Trail (if you're up for a good walk!)
10. Paul Revere House
11. Sam Adams Brewery tour
12. Visit to the Bull & Finch (now called Cheers Boston) the inspiration for the Cheers t.v. show
13 ... and even if Kaiti is not a sports fan ...walk around Fenway on game day & soak up the great atmosphere & definitely have a few brews at the Cask'n Flagon!

Have fun smc & Kaiti and enjoy Boston (and each other's company ! )

[smc]

Originally Posted by Tsweet

Some suggestions:

1. Duck boat tour of Boston
2. Quincy Market (Faneuil Hall)
3. Museum of Science
4. Prudential Center (great view of Boston - plus shopping & Eating!)
5. USS Constitution Museum
6. Museum of Science
7. New England Aquarium
8. Boston Public Garden - with the Swan boats
9. Freedom Trail (if you're up for a good walk!)
10. Paul Revere House
11. Sam Adams Brewery tour
12. Visit to the Bull & Finch (now called Cheers Boston) the inspiration for the Cheers t.v. show
13 ... and even if Kaiti is not a sports fan ...walk around Fenway on game day & soak up the great atmosphere & definitely have a few brews at the Cask'n Flagon!

Have fun smc & Kaiti and enjoy Boston (and each other's company ! )

Thanks for playing, Tsweet. Sounds like you've been a tourist in Boston.

As we wrote about above, we've already been to the Constitution and the Aquarium. Some of the things on your list are just too much for a Bostonian such as myself to take. The Bull & Finch was such a great bar before "Cheers" and lines of gawkers ruined it.

But lots to think about. Thanks again for the suggestions.

[smc]

Round 2 of Kitty Kaiti visits smc in Boston began with Kaiti's arrival my house at around 3:30 on Monday, September 19. The original plan was to meet at the Parker House, the haunted hotel in which Kaiti will later tonight be leading us on a ghosthunting expedition. The plan was thwarted, of course, by Tiffany Starr. Anyone who gets to know Tiffany will soon realize this is a regular part of being her friend.

Oh, did I mention that this time around Tiffany Starr joined us for our little soir?e? And of course, I'm only teasing about Tiffany thwarting the plans. She was, though, already at my house waiting with me for Kaiti.

This was Kaiti and Tiffany meeting face-to-face and boobs-to-boob for the first time. We all hopped in Kaiti's awesome car/truck, made sure the rifle was in the back (it was, next to Tiffany), and drove the rest of the way into the city. We handed over the car to the valet parking guy and went up to our room, dumped our stuff, and immediately went to get something to eat at Durgin Park. Then we came back to room and became more familiar with each other, and then headed out to the bar.

Kaiti will pick up the travelogue in the next post ...

[KittyKaiti]

We went to a tranny bar and got really drunk, played pool and some coke head offered drugs and I'm like eww nah. Me, Tiffany and smc had fun at the bar though and then went back to the hotel for some naughty time fun. I ended up getting some cum on my face before passing out and sleeping for over 12 hours.

Today we went to a Irish bar/restaurant and I had a burger and we then went clothes shopping. Later we are going to a nice Japanese hibachi restaurant and then back to the tranny bar to get drunk again.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by KittyKaiti

We went to a tranny bar and got really drunk, played pool and some coke head offered drugs and I'm like eww nah. Me, Tiffany and smc had fun at the bar though and then went back to the hotel for some naughty time fun. I ended up getting some cum on my face before passing out and sleeping for over 12 hours.

Today we went to a Irish bar/restaurant and I had a burger and we then went clothes shopping. Later we are going to a nice Japanese hibachi restaurant and then back to the tranny bar to get drunk again.

I hope you are not driving your new rig after all that booze.
Maybe SMC is the designated driver?

[smc]

Originally Posted by KittyKaiti

We went to a tranny bar and got really drunk, played pool and some coke head offered drugs and I'm like eww nah. Me, Tiffany and smc had fun at the bar though and then went back to the hotel for some naughty time fun. I ended up getting some cum on my face before passing out and sleeping for over 12 hours.

Today we went to a Irish bar/restaurant and I had a burger and we then went clothes shopping. Later we are going to a nice Japanese hibachi restaurant and then back to the tranny bar to get drunk again.

Yes, it was awesome for all three of us!

Kaiti passed out and Tiffany and I were restless and she was hungry, so we left the hotel after midnight and hopped in a cab and went to an all-night diner for burgers. We returned to the hotel and I got into bed with sleeping Kaiti, while Tiffany got in the other bed. But soon she was up saying she didn't want to sleep by herself, and Kait was out cold and in a position that made it impossible for three to sleep in the one bed. So I went to sleep with Tiffany.

She and I got up around Noon and went to lunch. Kaiti woke up a while later and joined us, and then we did the shopping she mentioned above.

[smc]

Originally Posted by randolph

I hope you are not driving your new rig after all that booze.
Maybe SMC is the designated driver?

The "new rig" has been safely ensconced with the valet parking guys. Taxis and walking are our transportation modes. It's fun to mess with the taxi drivers' heads.

[smc]

As I write this, it is about 10 AM on checkout day. Tiffany just got up and moved over to the bed with Kaiti, and I can barely concentrate on writing as I look at these extraordinarily beautiful young women snuggling as they sleep for the last little bit before we have to abandon our room. Maybe I'll have to get between them to wake them up.

As Kaiti mentioned, we went shopping. Kaiti got an absolutely stunning purple dress that she wore to dinner last night at the Japanese Hibachi restaurant (her choice). She was supposed to have brought her camera, but forgot to pack it. That's too bad, because everyone should see how absolutely beautiful a woman Kaiti is, especially when in a pretty dress.

After dinner, we came back to the hotel to get ready to go out. Tif and Kaiti wanted to go back to Jacques dressed as "total sluts." For some reason, they get a kick out of it. So, Kaiti wore the shortest shorts I've ever seen, a little halter top, and high-heeled boots. Tiffany modeled the outfit she bought yesterday for an upcoming porn shoot on "Transsexual Babysitters": microscopic denim shorts, a red top that barely covers anything and goes no lower than the very bottom of her breasts, and ... well, I don't remember the footware.

We arrived at Jacques. The bartender told me, "I see the girls decided to change up their outfits," and then she chuckled. There was a drag show going on, but Kaiti and Tiffany were determined to make their presence known, so we left the bar and went to a table on the main floor, where they engaged me with them in a lot of kissing and groping and putting hands inside clothes. Then Tiffany noticed some guy at the bar checking her out and headed back over to tease him. Kaiti and I soon followed, and while Tiffany drove this poor guy crazy (although he was very nice and respectful and eventually we were all talking to him), Kaiti decided that she wanted to put on a show of her own. That meant having me on the bar stool behind her and doing everything you can think of without taking off any clothes. Needless to say, this turned some heads, especially when little naughty bits came poking out from time to time.

Back to the hotel ... and now it's time to wake them up.

I'm sure Kaiti will post later.