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What are some things you put in your ass?
What are some things you guys like to put up there?
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A big, rock-hard cock.
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I put a banana, my fingers, water to clean me, hehe i love the banana
I even put the eating part of the banana in my ass so it smells good mmm |
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Toilet paper?
So far, just a finger or two. |
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I'v put bananas and carrots in my ass. I like to put my fingers in my ass. I like to use a dildo in my ass. But the best is some ones cock. I just love to feel things in my ass.
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i use an axe can, body spray bottle, a febreeze can, and other random objects... im trying to work my way up to a coke can but i can't seem to make it.
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groceries!
I've put carrots (wrapped in a condom) up my ass.
When I was shopping today I was thinking wow, they are like fat little dicks - I chose the ones that I thought would be must fun to fuck with |
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a meaty cock jeje
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I like a dildo up my arse but the best is a vibrator. Put right in and turn it on, the vibrations are incredible and so are the orgasms!!
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Inflatable butt plugs are the best. But I've also had screwdriver handles, a huge shampoo bottle, and once almost my entire hand. It's been a long time and I'm working up to it again. I also want to work on a 20oz soda bottle... yummy.
Of course, a cock too, I had one so long ago when it was just boys fooling around... but i can't even remember that. I want one so bad now. |
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ya:D
Screwdrivers, shampoo bottles, pop bottles ouch!! Just be careful, I wouldn't want you to get hurt.
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I have an old highlighter that works surprisingly well. It's about as long as a biro and about 2cm in diameter. It's perfect for some gentle probing. I use my fingers sometimes as well, but unless I'm really gentle I always end up with shit on my hands, even if I've taken a dump before hand.
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ass toys
I started with fingers, pens, dowels, but have worked my way up to dildos, vibrators, cucumbers in condoms are fantastic, so firm to begin with, long and wide they fill you so completly, but nothing compares to a real living, long hard cock.
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Conviction can be a very good thing.
Unless it somehow involves the penal(not penile) system! |
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I like putting my fingers. I've also used little shampoo bottles. Once I used a cock-shaped shaving machine in a condom... It was the biggest thing I've ever put in there...!
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Well,start with less that 1 inches cucumber,some others cucumbers,egplants,bottles of any sizes,last one is 1.5 litters,around 3.5 inches,so,pretty much every thing that fit...
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[QUOTE=JimPGr;118896]I like putting my fingers. I've also used little shampoo bottles.QUOTE]
Travel shampoo bottles were my first experiments, but I've also enjoyed fingers, vibrators (egg and phalus), and the grip of a vibrating shaver. This isn't anal, but I've also found that the shavers with the built-in moisturizing/lathering bar are fun to suck on (the handle end of course). |
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I don't know, prison might be nice. Just think of all those cocks that need sucknig or a tight hole to fill.
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Just because I'm telling you this story doesn't mean that I'm alive at the end of it. If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so. DEO VINDICE |
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That may be true, but you can get all of that outside of prison with no chains...er... strings attached!
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Quote:
Learning how to suck cock and learning how to take it like a bitch... I could do that... I kinda wanna get fucked, but I can't seem to find someone who wants to do me. |
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other than cock, mostly cucumbers and bananas.
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I insert a carton of Dannon Yogurt, the probiotics are good for intestinal health.
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A mans big hard cock is my fav!!
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Dildos, vibes, pens, water balloons, tampons, carrots, cucumbers, courgettes, bananas, candles, home made toys (the thicker the better), broom handles, fingers, thumbs, fist, sausages, bottles, and recently it's been a plunger stuck to the wall plus lots of warm water (giving me a cute little bloated belly and making me dream about being pregnant. Not that I ever can be though.. ).
Whatever I can get. SR.
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just dildos petite mediums bigs , a few time a starwars lightsable, a darth vader light sable was a funny thing.
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No toys just a nice COCK.
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#28
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A Keliana designed by me
http://www.steelpleasures.co.uk/viewproduct.php?id=95 (PS this is not meant to be an advert as I don't benefit from any sale of it..I did not even get a discount) |
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Quote:
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What can I stick up my backside if I don't have any foods?
I have a small drinking-bottle, but there's no skinny end, so it's still too large! Please help? |
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Quote:
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Did it ever occur to you that the link has expired, and that it was real when Keliana posted it?
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#33
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Sorry guys but i never put in anything strange or kinky
So really the only thing put in my ass was a nice big hard cock Jerseygirl Jen |
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I start with one finger, then two and afterwards I use an inflateable butt plug. I also use vegetables like carrots and cucumbers because its turning on to eat them lateron.
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nothing so far
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All of those "objects" are fine--done carrots, cukes, vibes, dildo's. razors,broom handles etc but there is nothing like a warm hard cock attached to another human being.
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I don't put nothing up my butt other then a nice hard shemales dick!.
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up there
dildos corrots cukes and kilbassa but a man feels so much better
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I started with fingers, candles, dowels, dildos, vibrators, carrots, cucumbers or sausages in condoms are fantastic, so hard to begin with, long and wide they fill you so completely, but nothing compares to a real long hard cock. i still use anal plug, and tampons in large size.
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I'm using the following every once and then: , it certainly does it's job (it's cream liqueur, originally)
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I only have try it with pencils
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#42
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Bingo!
To be precise, a worm saveloy sausage in a condom
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I use my fingers and my vibrating razor (I take the blade off of course, but the handle is great for playing). But my favorite thing (and the best dildo alternative I have) is a Halloween flashlight type thing. It has a big pumpkin on the top and a nice, long, smooth handle. I can stick into my asshole all the way down to the pumpkin. It feels amazing.
I just wish I could get a cock up there. I need to find a guy/t-girl that will fuck me.
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I once put a bunch of marbles in my ass to see what it would feel like if I walked around with them in there. It was an odd experience. Other than that, I've only had lady dong in my ass.
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Well said lolz
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I started at about 15 with candles or a small statue representing a naked woman
Later, good dildo
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bananas,carrots,dildos ranging from 4" to 10" ,candles,butt plugs, plastic bottles,cuccumbers(my favorite)
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What! Cucumber is your favorite? I thought the penis was...
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#49
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Are cucumbers safe? Safety is the only thing keeping me from trying this.
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#50
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a nice firm and smallllllllish banana ( was that already suggested?? )
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