The strangest place you have masturbated?

[BigRitch]

Some times in the morning after a hard session in the works gym. My cock just gets so pumped and hard I have to play with it in the shower when getting changed. Luckily there is no around at this time, but wouldn't mind being watched!

Does anyone else do anything similar?

Rich

[the_bo]

I was 14 and walking home from school and had a huge hard-on for some reason( at that age a stiff breeze was all it took). So I put my hand in my pocket and rubbed one out as walked home.

[optimusmike123]

on the back off a bus lol just couldnt help it. was just so horny that day

[Hoselover]

At the office after looking a complete day to pictures of beatiful shemales. Could not go to the toilet anymore so I dropped it in a corner of the room on the floor (in the carpet).

Another time I was riding my cock while tucked it away which lead to an unexpected ejaculation. Luckely I was alone in the room and found some tissues so I could dry my underware a little before walking slowly (to prevent spoiling my trousers) to the toilet

[optimusmike123]

Originally Posted by Hoselover

At the office after looking a complete day to pictures of beatiful shemales. Could not go to the toilet anymore so I dropped it in a corner of the room on the floor (in the carpet).

Another time I was riding my cock while tucked it away which lead to an unexpected ejaculation. Luckely I was alone in the room and found some tissues so I could dry my underware a little before walking slowly (to prevent spoiling my trousers) to the toilet

that last bit sounds so hot

[rickyg531]

Was out wlaking my dog early one morning and just couldn't help it pull my cock out storke it it got nice and hard than pumped away til i shot a nice load

[JoeyP]

In the car at the supermarket just had a random erection, luckly i had bought wet wipes

[superperson]

This was several years ago when I was still in Highschool, so some of the details are a little fuzzy
anyway, my weirdest place would have to be the library of an all-girls highschool I was visiting, although I can't remember why. Anyway, I had been surrounded by a ton of hot girls in schoolgirl uniforms for a whole day, and so when I found myself left alone in the library, I decided it was as good a time as any to take care of my raging boner. I ejaculated under a carrel desk. Fortunately it was a pretty small load. I just left it there, then got out of the school as quickly as I could. I like to think that my "deposit" gave rise to rumors of a masturbating poltergeist or something.

[TgirlLoverGermany]

I was waiting for a train i was like 14 or 15 and played with my cock in my pants i did not want to cum but it just happend so i had to go the rest of the way home with cum in my pants

[trannyloverking]

I get hard in mall as i am watching shemale porn on my phone. I get so hard it is impossible for me to control somehow i manage to go to toilet and masturbate there ..

I masturbate in class ejected all load in my underwear i get hard as the girl siting next to me siting in such a way i can see her panty and she is just seducing me that from far siting

[Naked Freedom]

I remember masturbating through windows of my room, bus (at night of course ) etc., in class rooms, Internet parlours, balcony, swimming pools, lakes, movie theatres, trains etc. It arouses me more when there is a fear of being spotted by someone while masturbating .

[mabedzaqueen]

My very first female crush (and i suspect it's been the case for many guys born in the late fifties) was Jane Fonda, and when the movie Barbarella finally could be seen in my area (nov or dec 1969, i was 13) i immediately went to the local theater to watch it and i clearly recall the aggressive hard-on i got while she was attacked by the wicked robot-dolls, which bit her thighs mercilessly (she wore black fishnets in that scene) I had never seen anything nearly as kinky as this before and had to wank... Luckily i had bought a glass of popcorn and my load went into it! (No, the theater wasn't crowded that evening)

[smc]

Originally Posted by mabedzaqueen

My very first female crush (and i suspect it's been the case for many guys born in the late fifties) was Jane Fonda, and when the movie Barbarella finally could be seen in my area (nov or dec 1969, i was 13) i immediately went to the local theater to watch it and i clearly recall the aggressive hard-on i got while she was attacked by the wicked robot-dolls, which bit her thighs mercilessly (she wore black fishnets in that scene) I had never seen anything nearly as kinky as this before and had to wank... Luckily i had bought a glass of popcorn and my load went into it! (No, the theater wasn't crowded that evening)

Barbarella did it for me, too! In fact, I rubbed out a load to that movie just last year.

Originally Posted by smc

Barbarella did it for me, too! In fact, I rubbed out a load to that movie just last year.

Mmm - Anita Pallenberg was in Barbarella as well...

[spandexm]

Originally Posted by mabedzaqueen

My very first female crush (and i suspect it's been the case for many guys born in the late fifties) was Jane Fonda, and when the movie Barbarella finally could be seen in my area (nov or dec 1969, i was 13) i immediately went to the local theater to watch it and i clearly recall the aggressive hard-on i got while she was attacked by the wicked robot-dolls, which bit her thighs mercilessly (she wore black fishnets in that scene) I had never seen anything nearly as kinky as this before and had to wank... Luckily i had bought a glass of popcorn and my load went into it! (No, the theater wasn't crowded that evening)

For me it was watching Batman and Julie Newmar as catwoman and then Yvonne Craig as Batgirl. Frncine york who played Bookworm's girlfriend was another stunning girl that made my dick hard.

[smc]

Originally Posted by spandexm

For me it was watching Batman and Julie Newmar as catwoman and then Yvonne Craig as Batgirl. Frncine york who played Bookworm's girlfriend was another stunning girl that made my dick hard.

Search on this site and you will find a lot of pictures of Julie Newmar. A few of us had an extended discussion about her a couple of years back.

[richfun]

In a wheat field, it was wonderful. Such a hot day. But found bits of vegetation everywhere for a few hours.

[Florian]

The school showers were great - like a corridor with shower heads on both sides. It was so steamy you could easily knock one out without anyone seeing you. I still find showers quite arousing!

[fla_funmeister]

A couple of places.

Worked late at the office one night. One of my co-workers was totally hot. She had a picture of herself in a bikini on her desk. Went over to her desk and rubbed one out sitting in her seat.

Second was at a nude beach. Was above everyone else, so no one saw. Came on my belly, and walked to the water with it dripping down.

[Lulu38c]

I had this big renovation contract that lasted a few months. The customer's wife was very pretty. She spent most of her day away, to come back home every mid afternoons. She would usually change clothes; from a pretty dress to a tight top and shorts.

One morning; my next task was to redesign the master's bedroom, closet and washroom. Taking the boxes of clothes out of the walk-in closet.... I came across two lacy teddies on a shelf. One black; one white. The site and the feel of those two pieces of lingerie in my hands gave me an instant hard-on! Bringing them to my face, I got to smell the crotches.
Her pussy's scent was still on!!!
My pants went down and I stroked my cock furiously! It took only seconds for me to cum. Oh... did I ever cum!!! And that... on her sexy teddies.

Recollecting my thoughts, I tossed her sexy clothing somewhere discreet and resumed to my tasks. My mind was stuck on this cute woman in her sexy attires and I was constantly hard. Once again... I had to jerk myself off in the closet!

[Smfrizzle]

Work.

Church.

Not exactly a role model.

Originally Posted by Smfrizzle

Work.

Church.

Not exactly a role model.

It's probably ok as long as you don't work in a church

[Smfrizzle]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

It's probably ok as long as you don't work in a church

No, but I was with my family and I was like thirteen. I had some issues.

Originally Posted by Smfrizzle

No, but I was with my family and I was like thirteen. I had some issues.

I think you can be forgiven if you were 13 - I can well remember what I was like at that age Did you get caught or anything like that?

[smc]

Originally Posted by Smfrizzle

... Church.

Not exactly a role model.

We have a church like that here in Boston: "Our Lady of Perpetual Masturbation."

[Smfrizzle]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

I think you can be forgiven if you were 13 - I can well remember what I was like at that age Did you get caught or anything like that?

Nah, I was real covert about it and did it in the bathroom stall whilst the church was in choir. I didn't want to sing. I wanted to beat myself off.

[harpoon333]

Once while feeding the neighbors cats! A woman who lived up the street occasionally went away. I hadn't had much 'alone time' and I was in the kitchen waiting for the cats to return. They wandered far whenever she left. I was leaning against the counter so I could look for them through the window over the sink. Next thing I knew I had a raging hard on from pressing against the edge. I decided to pull it out and reached orgasm in no time. One of the fastest sessions I've ever had. I left right after(didn't want anyone to wonder if I took too long) and never saw the cats that day.

[Florian]

Originally Posted by harpoon333

Once while feeding the neighbors cats! A woman who lived up the street occasionally went away. I hadn't had much 'alone time' and I was in the kitchen waiting for the cats to return. They wandered far whenever she left. I was leaning against the counter so I could look for them through the window over the sink. Next thing I knew I had a raging hard on from pressing against the edge. I decided to pull it out and reached orgasm in no time. One of the fastest sessions I've ever had. I left right after(didn't want anyone to wonder if I took too long) and never saw the cats that day.

I bet you went home looking like the cat that got the cream.

[bigboy4012]

National Trust cafe toilets has to be the strangest place for me!

[Florian]

Originally Posted by bigboy4012

National Trust cafe toilets has to be the strangest place for me!

The National Trust is a charity. I don't think that's the kind of donation they were expecting.

[bigboy4012]

Haha! I don't think they count what is flushed down their toilets as donations!

It was a matter of needs must during a long spell staying with friends. It doesn't seem right to do it in someone else's place!

[Florian]

Originally Posted by bigboy4012

It doesn't seem right to do it in someone else's place!

Some people have very sensitive hearing - it's really embarassing when you realise they know what you were doing!

[ILoveShemaleDick]

I got a hard on in the school bathroom when I was 14 for nothing and I just decided to jerk off

[Gvashon]

I was at the mall near my house and for some reason I got really horny, so I walked into the photo booth that was there and masturbated and sprayed everywhere.

[Trannfan]

at cinema :-D

[Florian]

Originally Posted by Gvashon

I was at the mall near my house and for some reason I got really horny, so I walked into the photo booth that was there and masturbated and sprayed everywhere.

That's the best yet IMHO! Do you still have the photos?

[jackk1992]

at work up the yard once! dunno why lmao

[xyinterested]

The strangest place you have masturbated?

10 years ago I discovered I'm interested not only in girls but in boys as well. There was a boy I fell inlove with. He had a PlayStation and while he was playing on it I used to masturbate behind him (fantasizing about him and outside of his line of sight) on many occasions.

[onemadvagabond]

A few places for me. You would have to decide which you think is the strangest.

McDonalds bathroom
In my car on the side of the highway
In my bunk on my ship with people walking past when I was in the Navy

[Maryesther]

I find with the advent of Summer and hot sunshine, stripping off to sunbathe can be a real boner maker.
I had hired a rowboat on a little trout fishing lake one hot afternoon and found that in the total absence of wind and under a hot Sun beating down, A/ the fish weren't at all interested and B/ I was alone on that lake.

I stripped off completely and did some nude sunbathing stretched out on the bottom of the boat, luxuriating in the heat and promptly got a roaring hard-on. I took my time and fantasised, taking my meat in hand for a slow build-up of delicious sensations, then the climax trunami swept over me, after which I just dozed in the Sun until it was time to pack the boat up & go home.

M.

[Florian]

Originally Posted by Maryesther

I find with the advent of Summer and hot sunshine, stripping off to sunbathe can be a real boner maker.
I had hired a rowboat on a little trout fishing lake one hot afternoon and found that in the total absence of wind and under a hot Sun beating down, A/ the fish weren't at all interested and B/ I was alone on that lake.

I stripped off completely and did some nude sunbathing stretched out on the bottom of the boat, luxuriating in the heat and promptly got a roaring hard-on. I took my time and fantasised, taking my meat in hand for a slow build-up of delicious sensations, then the climax trunami swept over me, after which I just dozed in the Sun until it was time to pack the boat up & go home.

M.

Your a great writer! Very sexy (except the word "meat"). Please write more soon.

[Pantie6]

I was hiking and need to pee. I stood there with my pants down to the knee and after a pee I stroke it till it cums. Nobody was there ;-)
But this was Yeaaaars ago.
Recently I jerked on a public beach and managed it to cum inside my swimpant.
As far as I know, nobody noticed.

[Maxxy]

In school at the back of the class in 7th grade, I must have been completely mad.

[Cecile66]

On the plane on way to thailand

[aguy]

In the sea.

[BobbyB]

During my Resort Gypsy years I worked the Furnace Creek Ranch and Inn Resort in Death Valley, Ca. a few seasons. My last season there as a bartender while closing up I invited two French couples who were the last patrons to go down and jump the fence to the pool with me and skinny dip. They gladly accepted this invitation and off we went. As we swam, one of the French girls noticed I had achieved a condition of obvious excitement and demanded that I get out of the pool and stand so all could see. Since the idea excited me, I happily complied. Then they all cheered me on in my exhibitionism and challenged me to get myself off. What can I say? Late night stars over head, cool breeze chilling my wet body, beautiful naked audience cheering me on, I energetically complied and brought myself to a fantastic climax in one of the strangest places I could have ever imagined doing so!!

[Florian]

Originally Posted by BobbyB

During my Resort Gypsy years I worked the Furnace Creek Ranch and Inn Resort in Death Valley, Ca. a few seasons. My last season there as a bartender while closing up I invited two French couples who were the last patrons to go down and jump the fence to the pool with me and skinny dip. They gladly accepted this invitation and off we went. As we swam, one of the French girls noticed I had achieved a condition of obvious excitement and demanded that I get out of the pool and stand so all could see. Since the idea excited me, I happily complied. Then they all cheered me on in my exhibitionism and challenged me to get myself off. What can I say? Late night stars over head, cool breeze chilling my wet body, beautiful naked audience cheering me on, I energetically complied and brought myself to a fantastic climax in one of the strangest places I could have ever imagined doing so!!

Wish Id been there to see that!

[Sprtfanatic]

In the snow on a walk in the woods. Brrrr!