Waiting for my dream girl

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My “dream date” last night was none other than my wife.

We went to Rick’s Boat Yard Café for our 9th anniversary. Rick’s serves the West Side of Indy and is almost as expensive as some of the other places I’ve mentioned. Always live jazz and informal dress code. They also have special parking for motorcycles.

Near one of Indy’s executive airports, the surrounding area is probably one of the priciest in Indianapolis. Located just off the Eagle Creek reservoir, many Colts live around there as the Indianapolis Colts Training Facility is not far away. One of my friends in real estate told me the first mansion you can see from the causeway once belonged to Marshal Faulk (HOF 2011).

I used to drive over that causeway everyday when I was married to my “ex” and often wondered who owned it (it was several stories tall with a dock and yacht). Faulk was traded to the Rams in 1999 well before we moved down here. So he wouldn’t have lived there then. The community is “gated.” True story: One time I saw a Rolls Royce pull out of there. I couldn’t help noticing the driver. She was quite attractive. I was driving one of my old Corvettes (new at the time) and passed her. She looked over and smiled. Not really that much older than me… always wondered who she was… or what might have been…

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“A Gorgeous Russian Bride” could be mine? Clicked on the pic (of course I did…) to get a better view of my “future wife.”

Her name is “Julia.” She lives only 26km from me (never realized Russia was so close to the United States) and she’s tall (about 5’9”) and… 35 years old?

Yeah, right. She looks more like “25.” They probably got info on me from somewhere (she’s tall and about my age… what a coincidence… (could be lots of places but I knew I shouldn’t have clicked on that “Born Before 1985” ad ). Did a search. All I could find was “russian girl looking for boyfriend.”

But other Russian women came up in my search as well. If it doesn’t work out with Julia maybe I could go out with her friend? Don’t know about her age though? One site said she was “31” (that 80’s t-shirt is what did it…) another said she was “20.” Moderators: I just hope she’s “over 18.” She is a model and actress. I learned she was in “Camp Virginovich.” Her name is Katya.

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There's a "007" film festival on again today. Lots of gorgeous women. It's good to be James Bond.

Karin Dor - "You Only Live Twice" (She says "This scalpel can remove skin..." Wonder what she meant? )

Sophie Marceau - "The World Is Not Enough" (Shit, this looks like fun... not torture. In the movie Bond shoots and kills her. Hell, I'd ask her out on another date. )

Famke Janssen - "GoldenEye" (I was very young when this movie came out. Made a big impression on me. No wonder I'm a "leg" man... )

(Famke deserves special recognition here Not only is Famke one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen but also 6' tall. If I was killed, I'd want it to be "death by thighs." )

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Todays “fake ad” brought to you by CNN recommends that I have my house “Deep Cleaned” to guard against Coronavirus.

Good idea. Maybe she could come by about 8? I’m sure I’m in need of a “deep cleaning.”

(I'm not a "doctor" - at least not a medical one. But I recommend having at least one orgasm a day to keep up your immunity... )

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Shit. There used to be a few people here who liked my posts but they're long gone. Anyway, we are out of school because of the "coronavirus" threat for at least a few weeks which leaves me with way too much time on my hands.

So I decided to rewrite my "experiences" with on-line dating and post them to my WordPress site. Here ya go...

https://ams9127.wordpress.com/2020/0...he-dating-game

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Today's favorite "fake ad" claims "Chiropractors Baffled: Simple Stretch Relieves Years of Back Pain." But it was the accompanying picture that got my attention.

It's not my back that needs relief now...

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From the United States CDC:

If you develop emergency warning signs for COVID-19 get medical attention immediately. Emergency warning signs include...

Difficulty breathing or shortness of breath (Entirely normal. Happens every time I look at Chanel Santini. See picture. )

Persistent pain or pressure in the chest (Working out like I think I’m still “18.” )

New confusion or inability to arouse (Shit. Oh wait, I thought they meant “inability to become aroused”? )

Bluish lips or face (Fuck, it’s still Winter in Indiana. )

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"Dream Girls" can be cartoons as well. Christ, some guys even marry them...

Anyway I don't want to post over Sailove. He's been keeping this place going.

"Let it Go" takes on a whole new meaning here.

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Haven't been without a date in months. My pic is still bringing them in...

(Moderators: These are Adobe or Shutterstock Images. All models should be "over 18." Sorry for the poor Photoshop job on the last one... )

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Due to the Coronavirus outbreak, in the United States, in major cities, we are being ordered to "shelter in place."

Fortunately my friends are not letting me go anywhere...

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The caption read “The Cost Of Cleaning Services In Zionsville Might Surprise You.” Just wanted all my friends on here to know that I am doing my part to combat coronavirus at home by having someone in each day to clean everything.

(So far Indiana isn’t as bad off as other places. Zionsville is in Boone County which has only 3 confirmed cases but is considered part of the Indianapolis metro area. Indianapolis itself has well over 100 cases as of today. We are still doing “online learning” at my university but it’s currently under “lockdown” and students were asked to leave a week ago. My classes have gone relatively well: 1) They are all “upper level” Business Analytics majors. 2) We prepared for this independently of what the school said. 3) The nature of our course work is better suited for “online” classes than more traditional subjects. But if it gets worse we will close in early April for good. Hope everyone is staying well!)

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One thing I will miss over the next two weeks or so is going to the gym.

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From another CNN "fake ad." This one, like the one several posts above, is promoting some kind of "yoga." But I really didn't pay attention to what the ad was about...

I'm having good luck working out at home but if she would like to join me I'm sure we could come up with some sort of "lower back exercise" we could do together.

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I think Kimber qualifies as a "dream girl." At least one of mine.

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To say I have a thing for beautiful women and fast cars would be an understatement.

It must start when you are younger (Christie Brinkley “Vegas Vacation” 1997)

Jesus God! Sorry, don’t know what else to say…

This would most likely be the end result today. Not looking where I was going of course...

(Picture is from GMAuthority. From 2013. Accident was on 405 near Los Angeles. The driver survived with minor injuries by ducking at the last second. )

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So my earliest memory of meeting a "dream girl" was Heather Thomas when I was 6. But I used to watch other shows during the late 80's and it got me wondering who my "earliest celebrity crush" would have been?

Belinda Carlisle who sang "Heaven Is a Place On Earth," a #1 hit in December 1987 may actually be the first. I was just 5. None of the "women in my life" today, including my wife were even born...

As far as TV or movie actresses go, here's one I had forgotten about. Her name is Jean Bruce Scott and was a star of the series "Airwolf." My parents (mom) allowed me to watch this because it wasn't as "violent" say as "Miami Vice."

My dad however used to watch Miami Vice up in my room with me. We never told my mom. Of course the main attractions were the White Ferrari Testarossa and all the women. Maybe that's why he watched it too?

Airwolf also starred Jan-Michael Vincent as the pilot and Ernest Borgnine as his sidekick. Sadly both have passed away. Fun fact: I saw an old episode of "Airwolf" a few years ago. It starred a young Bryan Cranston. I am a fan of course, of "Breaking Bad."

I would have liked to have Jean Bruce as my babysitter. But I would have had no choice but to behave as she probably could have beaten the crap out of me back then.

(On many of these shows the heroine would often get "tied up" or "gagged." So that's where it comes from... )

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OK. One more and I've gotta get back to work.

Detective "Dori Doreau" from the TV series "Sledge Hammer" was also one of my earliest "celebrity crushes."

Played by Anne-Marie Martin, she was the very smart, cool, and confident partner to David Rasche's "Sledge Hammer" a parody of Clint Eastwood's "Dirty Harry." Even down to the .44 Magnum S&W Model 29 that he often talked to...

Too young to watch it when it was first on (1986), the series ran through 1988 or 1989. Extremely beautiful, "Dori" was an expert in martial arts and firearms, and good with computers. So is she "marriage material" or what?

That is a Commodore Amiga (I think) that's she's using. Notice the Joystick and mouse as well as the "dot matrix" printer behind her. Remember those?

Of course, in the first picture she's trying to call me about where we should go on our date. The only problem is 30+ years and that I have an iPhone now.

The last picture... Umm... What did I say about this in the post above?

(Fun facts: Anne-Marie is originally from Toronto. She was married to Michael Crichton--Andromeda Strain and Jurassic Park--I also have a book he wrote on computers and technology that my parents gave me for Christmas one year. Still have it in my office. She also raises horses and is an expert rider. Finally, she wrote the script for the movie "Twister" (1996) starring another "crush" Helen Hunt . The tornadoes scared the shit out of me. Little did I know we would eventually move to Indiana where tornadoes like that really do happen. The first "real" one I ever saw looked just like the scene where they are going down the road and release "Dorothy." It was black and came down suddenly. I thought it was awesome... )

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...That is a Commodore Amiga (I think) that's she's using. Notice the Joystick and mouse as well as the "dot matrix" printer behind her. Remember those?...

There is also a DTMF desk phone in the background. I wouldn't have something that modern until a few years after the show first started.

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I remember those phones. My dad had one in his office. There were the lighted buttons at the bottom. Never used one however. I also seem to remember "Dori" with an IBM PC looking up criminal records or something. No wonder I got into computers...


("Sledge Hammer" episodes can be found on YouTube. As an adult I "get" a lot more out of it and appreciate the humor more. It has a very strong "fan base" 30 years later. )

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"Online Degrees in Zionsville" read yesterday's "fake ad" featuring an 88 year old man. I know his age because I looked him up. Guess he was "Born Before 1985"? Same as me... It was a stock image of course. There are no degrees in Zionsville. I should know because that's where I live.

Since it's not looking right now like I'm going to be a member here much longer, I thought I would leave you with this picture instead.

Another "stock image" but a much sexier one. She is what we would term a "non-traditional" student. Over 25, returning to finish her degree, raising a family, working two jobs, etc.

Of course I want to take her out to celebrate. I'm sure she got all "A's" in my classes...

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Just want to let everyone know I'm still doing my part to "self quarantine."

Keeping our home cleaned is essential to fighting coronavirus. My wife however has been wondering why everyone I've hired so far is "in her early 20's, blonde, and good looking"?

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Shit. I hope that is her granddad and not the groom…

Our next door neighbor (recently divorced and single). “Andy! Is your wife home? This coronavirus quarantine is making me so HOT…”

The caption was: “How do know when you are being cheated on?” Umm… Maybe when you catch her fucking your best friend?

And my profile picture is still bringing them in… The last three: “He lives in Zionsville!”

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Courtney Cox has said she "can't remember being on 'Friends' in the 90's..."

That's OK, I can't remember much about The 90's" either.

But I do remember watching "Friends" all the time. To me it was known as "The Jennifer Aniston Show."

In an interview, Jennifer talked about going through an "awkward" period in her 30's. I am going through one right now... Maybe we could talk about it over dinner?

(Jen was a really huge "celebrity crush" at the time. For lots of guys not just me. Maybe bigger than anyone today. Told my parents I would marry her someday... Check out her phone in the last picture. That was a long time ago. )

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Got to thinking… Despite what they try to say about me in those “Born Before 1985” ads featuring that same 80 year old man, I realized that “age wise” actually I’m right in between these two. Funny how that just sort of worked out…



Fuck, you might as well kill me now!!!

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Today’s “housecleaner” brought a surprise:

“Hello Andy. Your regular housekeeper is off today. My name is ‘Dr. Cindy.’ It’s time for your annual checkup. Now be a good boy and take off your clothes and bend over the counter for me or else I’ll have to discipline you…”

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Today’s favorite “fake ad” is brought to you by MSNBC. The caption was something like “12 Ways to Make Money at Home.” Does anybody else think the same thing as I did?

Or do I just have a “dirty mind”?

(No, I think I was right. Looked up my “future wife”… Found the picture under “Shutterstock” images. The filename was very long but had “sexual-licking-tongue” in there. See for yourself! Update: I'm right. She's also under Adobe images. Here's the complete gallery. After looking through all of them I feel the least I can do is ask her out on another date... )

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Rylee again. You know I'm beginning to think those guys who married cartoon characters were onto something...

Yes. I'm married to a very beautiful, intelligent, and understanding woman in real-life but if there is another life after this one, I hope someday that I will meet someone like Rylee.

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Cassandra Cass as a very sexy Easter Bunny.

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Male sex dolls are becoming popular. Soon all men will be replaced… The doll pictured even has a “bionic penis” (A question: Exactly where do you get one of those? And how long does it take to get "fitted"? Oh, no reason… Just wondering… ).

The company says they “will come in all shapes and sizes.” Riiiight. No "four inchers" here. The smallest ones will start at 12”.

But I couldn’t help but notice he’s lost his head. Maybe that doesn’t matter really. Most of us guys “think with our dicks” anyway.

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Maryeve Dufault "Future Wife"

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Although I'm totally smitten with Maryeve above, I haven't posted in several days. Just too busy with work.

This was today's best fake ad on CNN. The caption was "Work From Home in Zionsville." I couldn't help it... I'm sure she's looking at her screen saying "He lives in Zionsville?" My profile pic is still working I guess.

(But I think Maryeve and I would make a great couple. There's the "racing thing" obviously. And we are almost exactly the same age. She's not 15 years younger than me... I bet we would have a lot in common. Of course I'd let her drive the ZR-1. Shit, she could probably run rings around me... Wonder if they'd open up the Indianapolis Motor Speedway for us? They don't have any plans to use it for a while... Sounds like an awesome first date to me. But what to do after? Everything is closed... )

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Today’s fake ad. It was supposed to be a romantic weekend getaway at our cabin in the mountains. We thought it would be sexy if she was naked…. So she didn’t bring any clothes. It was her idea actually. Once we got there we realized that we had only enough for one cup of coffee Saturday morning...

She said “Andy why don’t you go find a Starbucks that’s open?”

Before I left, I kissed her and played with her cock until it was getting hard and dripping pre-cum. Then locked her semi-erect cock in a chastity device. I’ve only been gone 6 hours. It’s not easy finding a place that’s open…

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This came up on my computer earlier today. The site is called “Parentology” and the article appears to be written for “dummies” regarding the use of the Zoom app for video conferencing. My guess is by “dummy” they really mean “Boomer” which we all know by now is the latest insult for anyone “over 18.”

Many of my friends and colleagues have used Zoom successfully.

Anyway, I have also tried using Zoom from home. Unfortunately, the first time, I mistakenly thought my screen was disabled while my student assistant and I were busy…

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If you are going to do anything. Do it right I always say.

Discovered that this site allows you to marry literally anyone real or not.

With that in mind, may I present the latest "Mrs. a9127"...

My friend and "workout partner" Rylee from this post.

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The “backstory” to my post above. At 25, she’s just finishing her doctorate in Exercise Science. Very tall, 6’3”, before she transitioned she was our starting Quarterback. Anyway I have been helping her with research for her dissertation. We’ve been friends and known each other for several years now.

She’s also an expert with technology and offered to help me with my first “Zoom” lecture from home. We should have been more careful but I guess we sort of got “caught up in the moment.”

The picture in my post above isn’t what got us in trouble. But the others did.

Shit. I thought we turned off the cameras in my bedroom...

(Source: ashemaletube.com "latina-tbabe-barebacked-hard")

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Today's best "fake ad" is about "Ketchup." Yeah right... I know what she's really thinking about.

Or do I just have a "Dirty Mind"? Gotta admit, it DID get my attention... But I didn't click on it. Wonder why I thought of sex and not food?

Surprised my "student assistant" above didn't get more views. Actually her name is Polly. Not familiar with her. I should be... She looks like a "future wife" to me! Her video is super hot. I know at least what I want to do if we are still in Quarantine.

(My friend with the hotdog is just a suggestive "stock image" and all of these are "clickbait" sites. Unfortunately, with millions of people looking at them daily, there's enough "clicks" on these ads that it's profitable. Same as the 80 year old man they use in all those "Born Before 1985" ads. My personal favorite... Not! Shit, he looks just like me! What's really sad is that the "mainstream media" now resort to the same techniques. We've been seeing that a lot with their coronavirus reporting. )

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Today's best "fake ad" from CNN. "I wan't to be... a Dentist!"

(BTW I'm still "stumped" by sailove's "clue." I ran every tgirl I know of who's name starts with "V" and still didn't get her. I must know who my "future wife" is... )

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Today’s best “fake ad” from CNN. She’s saying “Nobody’s booking flights anymore. I bet Andy and I could get a cheap flight to a remote island where we could run around naked and fuck all the time. I know how tired he is of the daily Coronavirus news in the United States. He said he was gonna “cash in everything” before the market completely tanks… so we should be pretty well off.”

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Today's CNN "headlines" brought something other than Coronavirus. Maybe I should organize one of these in Zionsville?

(Really have enjoyed some of the other posts on here. Glad to see more participation. Nice contributions everyone! )

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I was in a very long "WebEx" meeting today and of course my mind started to drift to thinking about women... Visited this site several times during the meeting. Some good posts recently. Anyway, we have a winner for the best “fake ad” on CNN. This one features my latest “future wife” wearing a “I’m not OLD I’m a Classic” t-shirt. There were several styles. My favorite featured a “57 Chevy” but the girl wasn’t as hot.

Exactly how old do you think she IS? I would guess she was born around 1997-1999 so if that’s OLD you might as well just bury me now.

(But not before I get to go on a date with her. Maybe she's into older... err... I mean "classic" guys. )

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Today's “fake ad” brought a surprise. My “ex”??? Shit, now I know what happened to her… Guess she moved to California and has kids. I’m assuming the way she “Accidentally” raised her Credit Score was through our divorce. But that was back in 2009.

Nice car by the way, sweetie.

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Was searching Pinterest for a Harley Davidson "logo" wallpaper for my iPhone. Didn't find the same one that was on my Galaxy but I did meet another "future wife."

Her name is Elsa and she is a Victoria Secret model. Nice bike too.

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Since the most exciting thing I’ve done today is take my cat to the vet, here you go…

Still making sure my home remains free of coronavirus. My wife is beginning to wonder why we have a new person come over each day to clean…

“Dr. Andy lives in Zionsville???”

“Shit. I don’t know where Zionsville is…”

“Umm… Sorry. I have to break our date tonight. Something just came up…”

That laptop looks old… it’s very small and check out how thick it is (looks like a ThinkPad to me) plus she’s got books. Nobody has books anymore. She’s probably my age.

Future wife. I’m sure she’s saying “Andy, why don’t you let me be on top this time?”

(You had to know the last one was my “future wife” didn’t you? Jesus. She’s totally gorgeous. On a level with many of my “celebrity crushes.” Maybe she should have her own post in the "Divas" thread? Her smile. And that body… Damn! Did a search for her and came up with “vjezbe za čvrste grudi” which when translated to English means “exercises for firm breasts.” Why am I also fantasizing about her having a 7” cock right now? I just hope she’s “over 18.”)

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Decisions....decisions

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Indianapolis is one of the “hot spots” for Coronavirus in the US. Things started to open back up Friday but most restaurants remain closed. So one has to look elsewhere…

This is the “Mayberry Café” in Danville, Indiana. According to their website it's open now. My “ex” and I went there with friends many years ago. It’s based on “The Andy Griffith Show” from the 50’s and 60’s. Of course they have a police car like the one “Barney” drove on the show parked outside. You can’t see it in the picture, but we were amused to discover it had a pair of handcuffs hanging from the mirror… Not to give anyone ideas…

But a year ago, the car met with misfortune after someone ran into it.

I of course would rather have one like this ’73 California Highway Patrol interceptor. And of course the handcuffs did give me ideas…

You could handcuff your date to the steering wheel while you played with her cock for example.

And while I couldn’t find any pictures illustrating that (sorry) I did discover two more “future wives.” The first one is Ambyr Childers (Jesus! Is that a “dream date” or what? ) and the second one is Amber Heard.

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This was on CNN this morning. I swear to God. Some restaurants in the US are enforcing “social distancing” as they reopen. They are only operating at 50% capacity and are placing mannequins at tables to make sure patrons keep their distance.

Of course she’s cute.

So I just moved her “date” out of the way and took his seat. Really, he didn’t have much to say about it…

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In the “age of COVID-19” it’s getting so the “real” news stories are as bad as the “clickbait.” This was on CNN just a few minutes ago. The caption was:

“South Korean football club apologizes for filling stands with sex dolls.”

“Filling stands”? My first thought was “How did they get 100,000 dolls into a stadium?” as most college and professional sports arenas are very large.

Then looking at the pictures I realized they only filled a few seats in one section. I have played football (American) in large stadiums before. It always gets you fired up to have “fans” cheering you on.

Especially women. Going all the way back to “little league” I would always check out the stands to see if there was someone hot… It wouldn’t matter what side she was on.

I kind of like the one in the first photo on the right, closest to the camera, bow on her head.

Glad she’s wearing a mask! Don’t wanna get coronavirus from her. Wonder what she’s doing after the game?

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Today’s “clickbait” ad on CNN worked. The caption was about how empty planes were still flying in the “Age of Coronavirus.” I hate flying mostly because it’s so crowded so this looks awesome to me.

So I immediately booked a flight. I didn’t care where. I thought it would be nice just to get away.

She’s saying: “Andy, did you know this flight is nonstop from Indianapolis to London? It looks like you will be our only passenger. We won’t be stopping in New York because of quarantine. It will be almost 12 hours. Don’t worry, my friend and I will make sure you have a great time!”

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Pretty good article about the Concorde on CNN this morning. It’s dated 2018 but was on their front page today for some reason. Sadly, most people know of this airplane because of the crash in July 2000. That was one of the first events to go “viral” on the Internet with updated coverage, video, pictures, and posts from witnesses and others “commenting” on the tragedy.

When we lived in New York for a brief time, my dad took me to JFK to see it. Still remember it. Pretty awesome. One of the accompanying pictures showed a Concorde painted in “Pan-Am” colors. My understanding was it never was operated in the United States because of the “sonic boom” created as it flew over. So any flights within the continental US had to be “subsonic.” Take away the speed and you were looking at a very cool but expensive way to fly. So British Airways and Air France became the only two operators.

Of course this wouldn’t be an appropriate post for this thread unless it also involved women.

Was checking out the picture thinking about what life was like whenever this was. Shit, I hope that isn’t 1999… No. It looks to me like the 70’s maybe. 1975?

It’s awesome that they served “real drinks” back then. The flight attendant is bringing the woman in the middle what looks like a Bloody Mary. Unfortunately she’s not going to drink it. The guy in front just put his seat back. She’s about to say “Put your fucking seat back up jerk…” as she pours her drink on his head.

But what really got my attention was my “future wife” looking out the window.

Past wife maybe?

Mom?

Yes. This was long before she met my dad. She’s thinking: “Maybe I’ll meet a nice handsome man back in Detroit and we’ll have a son who is into those things called ‘computers’ and plays sports. Christ, I just hope he doesn’t grow up to be an asshole.”

(Of course 1975 to the early 80's is a long time. From "nine months later" until January 1996 when Dove Cameron was born or January 1998 when Chanel Santini was born is the same age.)

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My WebEx meeting for the "Teaching Online" seminar we are required to attend over the summer just ended. It was my turn to make a short presentation. Was going without incident until I shared my desktop...

(Thought I was going to get in big trouble with our Provost but after the meeting he asked me: "Andy. Umm... Can you send ME a copy of that picture? )