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#1
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homemade dildos
wats the best to use thanks if u replie
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#2
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get a metal cigar case,
trap several large angry wasps inside it. This makes a cheap alternative vibrator. |
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lol nice one babe x
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make one of ice. Fill a container with water, then when it solidifies, remove the container, you'll get another sensation with that too.
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I bought a big cucumber the other day, It was a bit too big and made my arse bleed, but god it felt fantastic as it stretched my tight little hole.
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Fruits and vegetables can be good, just be careful not to try putting something too large in I personally used to put bananas up there, even slipping it into a condom to get a slightly closer-to-reality feel sometimes.
But if you can, really... get a dildo - I like the realistic ones, those with veins and everything. It's a different/better feeling, and it is always available when you need it |
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i use my hand!
if i get it lubed upe enough i can almost get my entire hand in my ass. it feels heavenly, other than that i jus finger my ass like crazy. or i use the handle of a plastic plunger |
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okay hung i'm confused. are you F2M cos you like women and want to have sex with them in a straight way, or because you like men but want to have sex with them in a gay way?
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Household objects to substitute dildoes
I know of some of the regular things that people say like cucumbers. but what are some of the other ones not generally known. i'd like ansswers from men and women of all kinds
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I'm personally not a bottom myself but if I were I'd say that pole from those 100 blank CD spindles might be a good substitute.
I just finished burning a music mix so I suppose that's where I got the idea. |
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generally I prefer vegetables and eggplants are my favourite.
You can use even glass or plastic bottles |
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hair brush handle,
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lol at the cd spindle idea, it would be good if those things didn't have seams at the top, you can't have any sharp plastic seams on anything going up your butt!
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I agree, the idea is awesome and funny:D, but... a little hazardous to my precious ass-pussy.
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would be a good stable base, n no worry about it dissapearing inside... unless ur goatse guy, lol.
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Breaking news!! I found one of my cd spindles and the top of it was rounded-off. so i tried it and worked perfectly. i was on it so long last night that i never thought i would take it out. thanks for the suggestion.
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i have used some different things I have found. I have one of those mini-bats that are maybe 1" round. That thing works great. I also have used cucumbers. My GF has fucked me with a strap on a couple times now and that is just AMAZING!!!
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One of my first probes was a candle. The heat/movement of the action slowly morphed the shape though, LOL.
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cigar tube is good for me
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Top tip: trap a few angry wasps inside the cigar tube to make it into a vibrator.
Ohhh, I'll have to check the huge heap of empty CD spindles under my bed n see if I have any like that. |
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Glad to have been able to help! |
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You obviously have not been enlightened by 1man1jar.com
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yeah that is some nasty shit
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That's horrible! Makes you not want to put anything else in your ass besides solid phalic objects...wonder what he told the doctor???
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...also, how's he gonna crap until it heals??? 2girls1cup is gross but glass in your ass is just mortifying! Then the question is, why would he put that vid online?... or, how did it get online?...
BTW, I've used cucumbers, carrots, plunger handles, tried a beer bottle (unsuccessful, hurts, and after seeing 1guy1cup, don't think I wanna try it again), and a skinny shaving cream container...I'm sure there are some other household objects I've used but can't think of any others right now...
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That's some imagination you've got.. For your sake i hope that tube don't break. |
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Thanks
Sorry i haven't replied for a while. but i haven't been on for a week.These are some really good ideas guys and i'd like to thank you a lot for giving them to me. Oh and about the plunger handle, i have used that before and it felt great.
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I've never tried....
I've never tried any vegetable but I may try.I have only used dildos and vibrators on myself and this thread is an excellent excuse to place some pics of me playing with my plastic friend
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WOW that's pretty damn hot!
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I find big fat cucumbers are good. If you get a long one it can be wedged against something while you ride up and down the length of it.
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I use a good ole fashioned penis shaped dildo with a suction cup base. It even has testicles.
Before I insert it, or impale myself on it, I make sure everything is clean and sanitary, use plenty of lube, and stretch myself out beforehand with a penis shaped butt plug. Hey, its what the Mistress told me to get a few years back when I was serving her. I had to obey. |
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interesting thread... never tried
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I've never tried vegetables before. It sounds cool, I'm gonna have to try it some time.
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when I was in high school, I bought a maybe 1 or 1.5 inch diameter candle and carved it into a dildo, haha. worked great, until one day I got overly ambitious and tried to drill a hole down the center so it could cum in my ass, and it broke
when I got my first debit card, the first thing I did was go online and buy myself a real dildo. my favorite one I ever had was the Gia Darling futurotic dong it's based on a mold of gia darling's beautiful cock. trust me, after trying that thing, household objects could never satisfy again. its not just solid rubber, the 'skin' is a different material from the core, so its softer, and moves a little independently from the inside, much more realistic. alas, I had to throw it away when I went off to college, didn't want to worry about that getting discovered by nosy floormates, haha |
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Just tried using a CD spindle in the shower for the first time. Have a 100, but it seemed a little big! So I used a 50, fits in perfectly and felt so so good, I jacked for about minute then came! Feels so so good, gonna try sit on it for a bit longer tonight, just work my ass and try to build myself up mmmmm I can't wait that long!
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#36
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I know what u mean.
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I have used a cucumber before and enjoyed it. Lately I have been using the handle of a battery powered screwdriver its nice and thick. Also used a pickle there a lot softer than a cucumber of course.
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#38
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There are a tons of things you can use. Vegetables being number one. As some other people said, never use anything made of glass. Things can go from good to bad to horrible in a millisecond.
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i use vagetables but i prefer.....
i use vegetables but i prefer use a carrot in my as a fat one and large,
i personally suggested use it . . . .. for a long time periods of time |
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well the usual veggies, plunger handle, also ive got a really skinny 4 post bed
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i use vegetables suck as cucumber, carrot, aubergine(thin :D)
i wish i have a dildo a day.. |
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only used a cucumber for me just never fond the right size
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No, Just No. DO NOT use glass. There is a video floating around the web. I'm not getting into details, just dont use glass
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I've never tried to fuck myself with a plunger.
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maybe this is embarassing...
lately i've been using the handle to a screwdriver... plenty to hold on to, and it is just round and long enough. though!! i just ordered beads and a plug from a store online, and those should be here tomorrow. my firist time with real toys, so i'm pretty excited |
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Wow...
My internet connection finally starts to work again and I come back to find somemore great ideas floating around thanks guys and girls.:D
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Recently I tried anal by household objects. First thing I used was a pen but not very skinny. Also not so big as the CD spindle. Now that I read about those, tomorrow I gonna try that spindle thing. I don't have 100 so I'm gonna use the 50. And do you use lubricant and If yes what? Is oil acceptable?
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Wide or deep ?
Depends what you want. A comfortable widening of the Love-muscle or a deeper contact with the Prostate or ( better still, the Sperm sacs )
I have occasional anal urges which demand self-satisfaction ( that is when someone else is not on the job ) and I have to urge you folks not to use anything narrow or non-bulbous. There are very real dangers that you might damage the walls of the colon with a resulting nasty infection or at the worst peritonitis. So the answer is Not too hard, and Not too soft. Made to purpose is definitely best, after a real person, that is ! Glass OK providing it is solid and a bona fide glass dildo. Veggies ? Well, warmed courgettes are a good all-purpose hole-invader. So fuck it and see ( or at least fuck yourself ), and BE CAREFUL ! ! |
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Meat sticks
Summer sausage, pepperoni. salami, great variety iin width and length.
Suggest condom on pepperoni and other spicy sticks unless you are a bit of a masochist. And when you are done, you can serve it for snacks at the Club..........just kidding there
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i use a shakeable flashlight when i was younger though i used to use a plunger handle i tried a pickle once but it broke lol
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