Holiday in England, anyone?

[JodieTs]

http://www.youtube.com/uk looting

Too many vids to post.
In short, the uk has gone to shit in the last 4 days.
Everywhere people looting.
Police indifferent.
Homes set on fire
people getting murdered.

They should arm our shopkeepers with M-16's
& grenade launchers and immunity from prosecution.

The looters need to be killed.
Along with the looters parents.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

http://www.youtube.com/uk looting

Too many vids to post.
In short, the uk has gone to shit in the last 4 days.
Everywhere people looting.
Police indifferent.
Homes set on fire
people getting murdered.

They should arm our shopkeepers with M-16's
& grenade launchers and immunity from prosecution.

The looters need to be killed.
Along with the looters parents.

Reminiscent of the Watts riots.
This is an outrage!
Looters should be shot on site.

[mrtrebus]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

http://www.youtube.com/uk looting

Too many vids to post.
In short, the uk has gone to shit in the last 4 days.
Everywhere people looting.
Police indifferent.
Homes set on fire
people getting murdered.

They should arm our shopkeepers with M-16's
& grenade launchers and immunity from prosecution.

The looters need to be killed.
Along with the looters parents.

Don?t be so stupid. UK has not ?gone to shit?. Yes the riots are terrible but despite what the media like to portray this is not happening everywhere but is localised to certain areas. It?s right to be concerned about what is happening but lets put things into perspective please

Although from your last comments I guess you are being sarcastic?

[JodieTs]

Question:
How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer?

Answer:
First - Lets pose the following question:

You're on duty by yourself walking on a deserted street late at night.
Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife,

and lunges at you.You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot, however you have only

a split second to react before he reaches you. What do you do?

BRITISH POLICE OFFICER:
Firstly the officer must consider the man's Human Rights.
1) Does the man look poor or oppressed?
2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law?
3) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
4) Am I dressed provocatively?
5) Could I run away?
6) Could I possibly swing my gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
7) Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong doings?
8) Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
9) Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society?
10) Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
11) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me?
12) If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? .
13) If I shoot and wound him, and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home?

AUSTRALIAN POLICE OFFICER:
BANG!


AMERICAN POLICE OFFICER:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 'click'....
(Sergeant arrives at scene later and remarks: 'Nice grouping!)

[smc]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

Question:
How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer?

Answer:
First - Lets pose the following question:

You're on duty by yourself walking on a deserted street late at night.
Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife,

and lunges at you.You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot, however you have only

a split second to react before he reaches you. What do you do?

BRITISH POLICE OFFICER:
Firstly the officer must consider the man's Human Rights.
1) Does the man look poor or oppressed?
2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law?
3) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
4) Am I dressed provocatively?
5) Could I run away?
6) Could I possibly swing my gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
7) Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong doings?
8) Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
9) Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society?
10) Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
11) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me?
12) If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? .
13) If I shoot and wound him, and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home?

AUSTRALIAN POLICE OFFICER:
BANG!


AMERICAN POLICE OFFICER:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 'click'....
(Sergeant arrives at scene later and remarks: 'Nice grouping!)

You left out the part where after the American police officer shoots and the sergeant arrives, no knife is found. Happens all too often ...

[randolph]

LAPD
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

[SluttyShemaleAnna]

Originally Posted by randolph

The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

It was a black bear of course...