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Do you know that when I wear a tight leather mini dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, he breathes deeply, his hand goes to his "gearshift" (crotch) , and he begins to think irrationally!?
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It's because in his mind, I smell like a new truck. ( that must be why.) It's the leather.


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Fran in a tight leather mini dress and leather boots?
Now the only way we can effectively confirm her statement regarding male responses to this situation is for Fran to model this outfit. So a few photos are in order.
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Do you know that when I wear a tight leather mini dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, he breathes deeply, his hand goes to his "gearshift" (crotch) , and he begins to think irrationally!?
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Fran in a new truck. You're probably thinking FORD ( fondle or rub dearly)
Well i don't have a new FORD truck but i do have a new FORD MUSTANG GT with leather

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OMG too funny, Fran.

Have you been teasing the boys again.
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OK!
...Now the only way we can effectively confirm her statement regarding male responses to this situation is for Fran to model this outfit. So a few photos are in order.
Fran was having problems getting this picture to attach so she sent it to me and asked me to post it for her. Note the quote that Fran also asked me to include with this picture.

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Fran was having problems getting this picture to attach so she sent it to me and asked me to post it for her. Note the quote that Fran also asked me to include with this picture.
I have one of those leather maintenance kits. You rub it on with bare hands to make it nice and smooth and supple.
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I know you to well there Randolph. I know what you want to rub. I am a step ahead of you though. I'm already nice, smooth and supple.
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I know you to well there Randolph. I know what you want to rub. I am a step ahead of you though. I'm already nice, smooth and supple.
Ah ha! So the leather mini dress was just a ruse to get my attention. You know how I love to rub, caress and kiss a lovely redheads tresses.
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Now Fran you know a good rub and could feel so good heck i could go for a good rub and myself
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We are opposites now that you have your transition. Ahhhhhhhhhhh,,,wanna?

Why do i get a feeling we are going to get flooded with requests for live cam and film and photos
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Interesting. The things I rub always wind up getting hard.
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Do you know that when I wear a tight leather mini dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, he breathes deeply, his hand goes to his "gearshift" (crotch) , and he begins to think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why?

It's because in his mind, I smell like a new truck. ( that must be why.) It's the leather.


Pics or it didn't happen...
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Right, we definitely need some pics. The mind needs some hard data in order to create the exciting images it desires. Leather and hot sexy cars are fine but skin is in and curves we crave.
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I asked my neighbor if I could borrow her Corvette to visit my friends who have Mustangs. She agreed as long as I brought her along.
Well; have some friends that just love to play with Corvettes & Mustangs...
{They are also quite fond of leather, and "that new car smell"...}

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Right, we definitely need some pics. The mind needs some hard data in order to create the exciting images it desires. Leather and hot sexy cars are fine but skin is in and curves we crave.
"skin is in and curves we crave."
but it's my dignity I must save.
I only came to tease and please.
So Randolph , get off your knees.
No pic's today and not tomorrow,
Hang your head and weep in sorrow.
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Just ask any moderator.
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"skin is in and curves we crave."
but it's my dignity I must save.
I only came to tease and please.
So Randolph , get off your knees.
No pic's today and not tomorrow,
Hang your head and weep in sorrow.
I get into enough trouble sooner or later;
Just ask any moderator.
Oh Fran I'm on my knees to please
A nice kiss here and there
a little dignity you could spare.
I'm sure the moderators wouldn't care
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I'm sure none of us would want to "rub you the wrong way".
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Well i'll have to take your word on that one as i no longer have the parts to insert to start the ride
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Not to worry there Jen. We can jump start Randolph. I've got a starting plug, and a set of points. ( well, you do too.) Now are you going to provide pressure or vacuum?
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Not to worry there Jen. We can jump start Randolph. I've got a starting plug, and a set of points. ( well, you do too.) Now are you going to provide pressure or vacuum?
OMG, I better get fueled up, looks like its going to be a ride of a lifetime.
Two hotties in a Mustang and I am hanging on for dear life.
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He's probably looking to get his hands on a driveshaft. Just don't give him a CV joint he will probably be disappointed.
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Gulp! As long as Jen keeps driving and Fran keeps laughing, I'll be ok. If they stop somewhere out in the middle of the desert, I know I am in deep trouble.
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Gulp! As long as Jen keeps driving and Fran keeps laughing, I'll be ok. If they stop somewhere out in the middle of the desert, I know I am in deep trouble.
Just be careful at the truck stop. You might end up with some sugar in your tank...
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Just be careful at the truck stop. You might end up with some sugar in your tank...
Oh man, I've already got to honeys to deal with, don't need no sugar.
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Not to worry there Jen. We can jump start Randolph. I've got a starting plug, and a set of points. ( well, you do too.) Now are you going to provide pressure or vacuum?
Well Fran not sure if he can handel you pouring on the pressure while i take care of vacum at the same time, i think we'll break his crankcase

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Well Fran not sure if he can handel you pouring on the pressure while i take care of vacum at the same time, i think we'll break his crankcase

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No doubt he will strip a few gears. He won't last long "in the clutch".
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No doubt he will strip a few gears. He won't last long "in the clutch".
My old straight six wasn't built for high RPM, I might throw a rod and make a big mess.
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Jen and I are so hott your ball bearings are going to melt.
Since I can no longer rotate, I will have to stick with one of you.
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Do you know that when I wear a tight leather mini dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, he breathes deeply, his hand goes to his "gearshift" (crotch) , and he begins to think irrationally!?
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It's because in his mind, I smell like a new truck. ( that must be why.) It's the leather.


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This strikes me as way to funny.
smc, let's not scare away the customers here. This isn't the first guy to come along with itches in his britches. He may be a little "un-polished" but he is trying to be careful and check out the "turf".
I did get another pm from him and he didn't fall through the ice.
There's always my block/delete button. He may be fun to play with for a while, like a cat plays with a mouse. I'll tease him 'til he says "uncle" then decide if I throw him back.
oops! Did I say,"tease" ? I don't think I've ever done that. (watch out for the lightening strike)
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This strikes me as way to funny.
smc, let's not scare away the customers here. This isn't the first guy to come along with itches in his britches. He may be a little "un-polished" but he is trying to be careful and check out the "turf".
I did get another pm from him and he didn't fall through the ice.
There's always my block/delete button. He may be fun to play with for a while, like a cat plays with a mouse. I'll tease him 'til he says "uncle" then decide if I throw him back.
oops! Did I say,"tease" ? I don't think I've ever done that. (watch out for the lightening strike)
In the lab, I had a pet jumping spider who hung around the insect cages looking for lunch. One day a female jumping spider showed up. With his excellent vision he immediately and very carefully approached her. Now male jumping spiders have special hairy front legs that they wave around in a special way to determine if the female is friendly of hungry.
The understanding at this point is critical. One misstep on his part and its all over. Fortunately for my buddy, his efforts were rewarded and he lived for another day.
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