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Could you be a Poet but didn't know it.
I was thinking the other day about what It is I look for in a guy. I mean yes of course looks can be important but I think romance and passion are the two of biggest things required.
Then I started to think about some of the men I've dated and not one of them has told my a love poem. This forum has shown that there are some very creative people out there. Please write a lovely poem and brighten someone's day. Sue |
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Ode to a tranny
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A blond cowgirl that couldn't be cuter She's got sex and lots of it I'm on my knees wanting to love it She says no its time to ride Mustangs are ready and raring to go We saddle up and ride to and fro The weather is getting hotter the further we go We come to a peak and the mustangs are panting Give them a rest while we feel the glow She's a cowgirl with brains and a big six shooter Don't ever cross her that guns fully loaded Love her a lot and she gets even cuter
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Love without Romance ?
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So, what are you desperately seeking, Sue ? Personally-directed poems, flirtatious poems, cheeky poems ( like that fun poem with that saucy but deadly cowgirl ) ? I'm keen to give it a try, but I might bear poor comparison with some of the efforts on, say, literotica.com ( How do you paste links into posts, anyway ? ) If my words get in a muddle, I take refuge in a cuddle. That's me all over ! |
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Far and wide I've searched for her,
Torn from me and hidden away. So close and yet so far; I'm sure, I search tirelessly night and day. Beaten and broken, yet I trudge on My battle for nears its end, My sword of truth and shield of faith Are there to always defend. Attacks on all flanks! Blades of despair! Rip right into the depths of my chest. Arrows of anguish whistle through the air And try to do their best. Through sheer force of will and brazen soul I make my way to your side. And as I lie injured in your arms, I close my eyes and silently cry. And by some sort of sorcery, The sweet flavor of life I do taste. For not even death can steal me away From my maidens loving embrace. The enduring power of love, For we know its very part. Have helped for me to find my place As the Knight of your Heart.
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Fantasy
Fantasy
Is it something for you Is it something for me is it a figment of our desires does it cater to our needs is it a longing for loving will it come true
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Probably too low-brow.
But then some of my Irish ancestors came from County Limerick.
There once was a tranny, Who hated acting manny, So her dick she's hid, Every since she's a kid, And now she loves it up the fanny. Now if you didn't like mine, here's one from Rainbow on the Internet: A beautiful lady was Jan. Sweeter than marzipan! The perfect girl with long legs and big boobs and white teeth, She was perfect, but there was something underneath... Jan was really a man.
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How about a toast?
Here's to you
And here's to me And if we ever disagree Fuck you and here's to me!
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Sylvania
I wish to write about the night I met my first transsexual
Traveled far in my sports car to a town in Pennsylvania saw a dark bar by the road in the town of Transylvania went in to have a drink and wondered where to stay sat down at the bar and saw a lady at a table She was blond and slim and looked young and very able Went over to her and said my name is Rodney Well hello Rodney I am Sylvania We talked for a while and that I had traveled far And I was looking for a place to sleep She looked at me put her hand on mine If you are able you can stay at my stable We finished our drinks and left the bar She found my car delightful and the power was not at all frightful We drove through Transylvania on a road to Sylvania's abode She opened the door and I wondered what's in store she was very beautiful her legs were long and smooth Her hips were firm and shapely and her waist was slim and trim Her nipples were firm and poking at her blouse Her puffy breasts were jiggling as she walked around the house I was feeling quite excitable and horny for sure She turned to me do you do you like my look and want to have some fun Gave her a hug and began to kiss her cute mug She licked my lips as she pushed her hips I felt a bump below her hips were close to mine Looked down and saw her skirt was rising revealing to my mind Sylvania was a tranny and was so very appealing Libido began to rise to a new adventure Wanted to see her body and what she had to offer Kneeled down and lifted up her mini skirt and saw her gorgeous member it was large and hard and quivering with urges Lust ran through me I could not resist I had to love and suck it Kissed the tip and licked it some and it began to drip some juices Licked it up and wanted more it tasted nice and salty took her lovely member into me and sucked completely could feel her sex flow through me now I knew I was devoted she was so good I was ready to be throated my cock so hard I had to masturbate she told me to suck her more so I did not hesitate kept going as she was moaning and pulling my lips to her her cock was in my throat fucking me from ear to ear she let out a moan and then a loud groan her shecock was spurting profusely her delicious cum was flowing ever so loosely her cum was hot and creamy and made me feel dreamy sucked it up and swallowed it all and wallowed in the pleasure she loved me all over as I was definitely in the clover loved her tushy with my tongue as she sucked my cock so well I laid on her bed and kissed her lips and never felt so swell My story ends as I move to Pennsylvania where my transsexual lover Sylvania lives in the little town of Transylvania If you can make this any cornier it might make me even hornier
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Bravo
A very fine piece of doggeral!
Jenae
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Jenae LaTorque
Jenae La Tork
Is Back from Work. Red headed Missy, Boots her PC. She clicks Home Its TLB forum. Jenae La Tork Listen me, Hark! Pretty and Proud Types out Loud. "Down, you Twit!" "I've too much wit!" Jenae La Tork Apt or Dork? An Irish Dame Poised for Game. Sometimes Good, Somewhat Rude.
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Oh, yeah!!
There once was a fella named Sesame,
Who shouldn't have been rude to me, I'll tie up his balls, Make him one of my dolls, That'll learn him not to mess with me. I'll dress him in satin and lace, And put makeup all over his face. In a black rubber corset, For my games he'll be set, And when we are done, he'll know his place. So I say beware you silly boy, Or you'll end up as my frilly toy. Living only to serve, As a sad little perv. Being subservient, demure, and coy.
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Redheads
To all hot redheads on this site.
'Havent you seen her'?! They all say 'The redheaded woman with the sexy sway' 'Yes Ive seen her' one man cries 'the ultimate enigma with large blue eyes' 'she made me catch my breath' one man speaks. 'Ive dreamt of women like her in my sleep' Then in she walks, all eyes upon her. They all want to speak to her, but no-one dares. Her copper locks glisten in the light. Her milky skin glows like the moon at night. She owns the room but unaware of the reaction she causes or the lengthly stares. Men want her, women want to be her. They all want the woman with the fiery red hair! Victoria-a fellow redhead j_cross@btconnect.com
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Lol
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Jenae DeLass
Pretty Arrogant Maid,
Sharp witted like blade, With Hair colored Red, Temper matches head. Proud little Damsel Ah, Nifty bosoms swell. Cleavage shows well, Almond eyes quell. Yon Angry Irish Lass With Big moony ass, Ever Ready to gash Who makes a pass.
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Jenae
Ah Jenae your poems are so sweet
the way you skewer your foes is hard to beat your fiery red hair reveals what is there a hot persona ready to dare the ego must be cautious and cagey when challenging her wit he may have to submit without a permit like a male spider who does what he must he may be beaten then eaten as he satisfies his lust
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Ok, you two bright boys. Why haven't one of you solved the code of the answers to the tranny test I posted in this thread?
http://forum.transladyboy.com/showthread.php?t=6097 posts #9-12
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Jenae de la Mare
Answer in verses, darling!
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Poem?
ladyboys and tranny girls
females and shemales big shecocks and hot butts horny boys and sexy sluts enough to drive one nuts we have a brain to think clearly but we would rather drink than think we want to fuck and suck we could sing and swing and love and kiss would we miss that moment of bliss
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Hi there.
I had a somewhat sad realisation when i read your starting post: I spent more time thinking of something clever to say in my posts than i spent thinking of nice things to say to my ex g/f's, used to give them "canned" responsed to their queries, at least i meant it but still, not good, SOMEBODY SHOOT ME! Oh no i did it again, i can't stop myself. Yeah humor is my favorite coping mechanism. A few years back i got a realy painfull eye injury, which will never get back to normal, and at the hospital i was cracking jokes, but it did help with the pain. I should try to remedy the situation, thanks for starting this thread, and i realize that it is indeed the tought that counts, wheather it's funny of if rimes or not. Thank You. |
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glammy?
if I had a tranny
I would kiss her cute fanny her looks are uncanny and not at all manny her name was once danny but now it's glammy she's got a big whammy that's ready to jammy my name used to be sammy but after feeling her whammy I want to be her nanny
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Hickery dickery dock
The girl pulled out her cock The clock struck one My fly burst undone By mine as hard as a rock
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girly
there once was a trans ves tite
who only came out at night she searched far and wide for tranny photos with pride her photos are so lovely and cute with tranny cocks ready to shoot she likes to dress all girly and her hair is long and swirly with pink panties inside full of bulges to hide she has a strange name that is part of the game poetry is such a great sport for cuties like Jenae Latorque Doggeral rules!
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There was an alien named Mork
Who fell for Jenae LaTorque But Mindy got Mad Said Mork you've been had Cuz both of you have a cork
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Hi there.
Is that poetry or ryming sarcasm? But of this one there is no doubt, sarcasn it is all about. Most of the time, my rhymes are a crime, not worth a dime, or the time, to pass the time, is not a crime, when the time is in the prime, it's murder time. The Joker. JohnDowe. Last edited by johndowe; 08-31-2009 at 05:13 PM. |
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Wanking
A Horny mans last resort
by perfectdrug I've not fucked for weeks I'm in a sexual drought Tugged on my cock 'til the last drop dripped out None-stop beating off My meat's tenderized Got all redtube and youporn both memorized I'm so tired of wanking Yet too horny to sleep I'm stuck counting trannys coz i'm all outta sheep What can i do? I'm craving wet tgirls I've unloaded a sperm bank and got both hands pregnant I'm left with only two choices But gay's just not my way It's out of my hands i'll just have to pay
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Tranny love
tranny cock tranny cock
it was such a shock to see my cute gurlie with a big sexy cock the vision burned into my brain but I felt no pain my mind demanded more to feed its lust for tranny hardcore I close my eyes and what do I see but a big tranny cock looking at me it is plain to see I cannot resist the lust in me she knows what I want and she teases me making me plead for what I desperately need oh please let me love it you know I need to suck it she smiles as she caresses her body divine her long shapely legs and her breasts so sublime her feminine hips contain what I want to be mine she points to the floor and and I fall on my knees I look up at her as I say please the cock I adore is there before me I kiss it so gently and it enters me deeply it is filling my mind with just what i need hot tranny love cumming down from above
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This speech is my recital
I guess it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time "It's Tricky" is the title...
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Ode to Vanity
i am a tranny goddess
and i love my girly bod my panties are full of goodness which were made for me by god i like to dress so sexy so the boys will feel the urge i know what they want and i have what they need and i like to feel the power i make their cocks so horny and i fill their minds with lust i am a tranny goddess and the boys all worship me they want my love they want my sex they want my tranny goodness i give them a taste and make them plead for the privilege of pleasing me i smile as i control their horny minds they are my slave boys now i am their tranny goddess i make them do my will i rule those horny boys and it gives me such a thrill
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Lacy panties
I want to kiss your lacy panties and feel the warm bulges inside.
Oh, I wish I were a pair of tranny panties All silky smooth and ringed with frilly lace I wait for her to waken in the morning I feel the smoothness of her legs as she slowly slips me up her thighs I wrap around her lovely tranny goodness I feel so happy now I am where I want to be I know she enjoys the feeling I provide Caressing and squeezing her lovely hide My lacy frills like lips are kissing her lovely cock And make it swell within my silken nest I slide around her throbbing cock And make swell some more She reaches down and rubs it through my lacy threads It's is getting huge can barely contain it It's stretching me to the limit She's moaning I know she wants to cum Her throbbing cock bursts out of me She strokes it hard as she holds her balls within my lacy embrace. At last she cums and covers me with her sweetness Oh yes it's so good to be a pair of tranny panties.
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Tranny Love
some trannys like their fannies
others like their cocks when testosterone is surging their cocks feel the urging they hug and kiss with lips so sweet their girly beauty is really neet two tranny cocks would like to meet to do some noodling it's such a treat cocks are rising to touch each other no need for the other forget the boys with their little toys our tranny cocks are for us alone to love and suck and lick all night we hold hands and sip some wine go back to bed and forget the time our tranny love is meant to be it's our destiny to be free
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Politics
politics politics what a big pain
alot of talk with so little gain throwing lies from side to side Congress waits for the money tide pulling the strings to sway the vote money boys rule Washington boat we elected these guys to do a job what we have is a wealthy mob America falters forgetting its past oil and gas will not last corruption and waste takes our space time for us to take back our place our spacious skies and waves of grain. we need to band together to relieve the pain.
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Fuck is fun, fuck is funny
People also fuck for money. If you think that fuck is funny Fuck yourself and save the money!
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Were I granted a single wish,
I would be so selfish and think of no one else. My greed would dictate and swell. All the whales and dolphins in the ocean could fend for themselves. And the homeless masses could suffer countless tragedies and degradation. Social injustices would go unchecked much to humanity's peril. Fuck world peace and let all the impoverished children starve. I would horde my treasure away with avarice glee, and let the Earth spiral downward in it's own man-made hell. And far removed from blighted creation, I would make my rapacious wish, that your eyes could still look upon me the way that they used to. |
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Agoraphobic Girl
Fearing criticism for the way that I feel,
I bottle everything inside. Fearing the rejection, I'm withholding my confession, Clinging on to foolish pride, If I trust my deeper instincts it would be a mistake, To explain what's on my mind. So I take comfort in the silence, my words form an alliance, Remaining undefined. This girl is Agoraphobic, She is afraid to come outside. Locked away inside of me, it's safer if she hides. The damage is prevented, and no-one else gets hurt. The secret's mine and it's mine alone - This Agoraphobic Girl. (I suppose that would be the chorus) In anticipation of the way you'll react, I shore up my defence. I can't offer any meaning, devoid of any reason, Nothing seems to make any sense. So fearing your omittance from my life, I conspire to never let you know. Thrown into confusion with no obvious conclusion, I'll never let the truth be known. I've tried to vanquish her existence, in spite of her persistence, And I convince myself for a while, That this is what I wanted, to hold on to your love, But in truth it's just a state of denial. She is always with me, wherever I go, Waiting for the chance to slip through. I wish I could define the reason and give a simple explanation, For Me! as much as for you |
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A Love Song ......
Your family and friends and fud (vagina) have all gone really stale,
The ship I sailed into your harbour has turned and is setting sail, The suburban hell we're living in is a right old f****ng farce, Cutting grass and washing cars you can stuff right up your arse. Home sweet home my fanny, It's become a no fun zone, I hate going to work each morning, but it's better than coming home, I see you in your leggings and I'd rather kiss the dog, At least her teeth stay in her mouth when giving her a snog. I love you still You're in my will and that is where you'll stay We'll always have that special bond Until My dying day It's safe to say that over time we've slowly grown apart, You've become a virgin and I've become a tart, The problem is you've gone off men, and I have started sucking cocks, and I look so much better than you when I wear your frocks. It's safe to say you've turned me gay, and I'm off muff for good, Not that I could ever part your legs, It's like your lips are glued, Your Fanny looks like ZZ Top, and smells like mouldy plaice, When we first tried anal sex you farted in my face. I love you still you're in my will and that is where you'll stay We'll always share that special bond Until my dying day You tuck your breasts into your socks & Your bras are parachutes, I knew you died your armpit hairs but now I can see the roots, The thing that changed it for me was when I got my specs, It goes to show that marraige should come with safety checks, When I'm eating pizza It reminds me of your face, Covered in all sorts of Sh*t with a fat and lumpy base, The corns and bunions on your feet add three inches to your height, The nightmares I've been having start when you turn on the lights. I love you still you're in my will and that is where you'll stay We'll always share that special bond Until my dying day Your face is like a work of art, by Pablo Picasso, When you wash your face at night it's with a wire brush and brasso, I could have stayed in love with you if I went deaf and blind, I was drunk when I first kissed you and then I lost my mind. You have the body of Big Daddy, and the face of Worzel Gummidge, I found all sorts of vermin in your minge the last time I had a rummage, With what you've got living in your muff you could open up a zoo, Scientists and Botanists could have a field day just with you. But I love you still your in my will and that is where you'll stay We'll always share that special bond Until my dying day So raise your glass and make a toast & drink to you my wife Cause it's time I downed this arsenic and ended this bliddy life ...... |
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I would love to be good at poetry,but i only manage to come out with limerick type rhymes.
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wow, very nice poems
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We ride the night
We ride the night
as the wind flows through the trees and sweeps our hair into the light we ride the night as we fly swiftly down the kind hart of evil whispers good night we ride the night an abyss of darkness shows no flight we ride the night as a stranger walks into the light we ride the night may I have your eyes let me be your demise allow me to show you size so you to may realize the stranger in sight we ride the night. |
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Over hill and over dale,
the local men she would all nail. T'was the wind that swept her hair, as she fed on country fare. The sperm would flow, The throat would gag, Those brand new tits, Never once did sag. The men would gather, And wank for fun, as she happily drank The Horses Cum! |
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Transsexuals: The Better Choice
http://www.literotica.com/stories/sh....php?id=146393
A great poem from Cal Y. Pygia ~ A poet and theorist with a love for transexuals
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Lol this is awesome
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Fairy tales can be
Real if you just believe Got my mind made I don't plan to leave 'Cause you were meant for me Simple that may be Why be complex Loving you is so easy
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Tgirls
Tgirls slim or tgirls plump
All that really matters is that nice little lump Up her long legs and between her thighs Resting there and waiting for sighs I want to kiss it and make it swell Watch it grow and rise to the occasion I want her now, forget the vacation It?s hard now and quivering with sex I already know what is next I must please her and make her cum Make her moan and make her scream All I want is her silky cream Yes I know, it?s just a dream
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