A Taste of Scottland

[Kirsty Scott]

I have been here for a little while and thought I'd start my own thread as an introduction ....... given there is no option to expand your profile here ...

This is very serious ...... Please don't laugh at me ....
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I have been described as a cross between John Merrick and Bella Emberg ..... My ma says she still loves me but prefers I stay in the garage and don't leave the house in daylight .... Bless her, she is always looking out for me.

I fondly remember when my mummy used to tuck me in at nights .......
She always wanted a girl.

All of my pics have been touched up to hide my wooden leg and glass eye ......

But please, if you can get past the stench of pee,the acne and the melted bits of plastic surgery I have a wonderful personality that is if you like a narky, old bitch on her period ........

I am pierced in my left knee, my right shoulder and third nipple.

I am considering getting a tattoo but I don't think there is space for a big pipe band in my bedroom ....

I don't drink. I am drip fed.

I am addicted to worming tablets, talcum powder and chocolate Santas.

I am 35 .......... 5'5" without my wooden leg and clogs.

I like big macs, snow ploughs and feeding chickens in the zoo.

Romance is high on my agenda ..... I love to watch big brother, Bird watch with Bill Oddie and have candlelit dinners in the local dogging spots.

One can of Shandy and I am anyones.

Things that make me wet : Rain, showers and my bad BO.

Things that make me hard: My tough upbringing in the Ned gangs when I was at school, My period and Rigormortis.

Things that I enjoy: Daniel O donnell, Quincy, The Colby's, plucking out my ingrowing hairs, cheap cider and when the wind blows in the opposite direction.

Things I hate: people with two legs, Double D egg cups and waking up.

Things Under my bed: Worms, prosthetic limbs and usually my glass eye as it rolls out when I sleep.

Things that I fear: Radiators, pink Y-Fronts and single socks.

I am very musical I play the one armed banjo, the recorder and I adore the singing kettle.

I play lots of sport. Tiddlywinks, crazy golf and wanking to opera music are my favourites.

I like fashion too ..... I knit my own leggings, I like to wear luminous socks and jesus sandals, weather permitting.

I don't know what sex is but I have heard it's bad so I am afraid to discuss the subject in case I am sent to hell ...... I pass through Dundee sometimes but I don't want to live there.

I like people with a good sense of humour as they can laugh with me at my lopsided ears, my squint buttocks and having one hand twice the size of the other.

I like ballet, burping and pork scratchings.

I have a pet potatoe that can dance to Bee Gee music.

I like men with ZZ top beards. If you can't tuck it in your socks I am not interested. I like my women the same, especially the ginger ones.

I am a born again virgin ..... but I continually get res-erected.

Thanks for listening I am Kirsty Scott .. must go change my colostomy bag, it just doesn't match my shoes anymore.

Kirsty
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[Kirsty Scott]

I hope to update this thread over time (If anyone wants me to) to show a sample of what is on my own website ..... and I invite anyone who has no life or still lives with their mum and dad to join my yahoo group too ....

Please say hello ..... even my imaginary friends are fed up of me now ....

Kirsty
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[Kirsty Scott]

Kirsty
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[Kirsty Scott]

Last batch for now ....

Please feel free to ask any questions here ..... or just completely ignore me and go back to American Idol ....

Kirsty
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[ts_addict]

I must say, you hide the peg leg very well. Barely noticeable.

Lurvly pics.

[lopey]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

Last batch for now ....

Please feel free to ask any questions here ..... or just completely ignore me and go back to American Idol ....

Kirsty
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you are absolutely stunning.

[smc]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

I hope to update this thread over time (If anyone wants me to) to show a sample of what is on my own website ..... and I invite anyone who has no life or still lives with their mum and dad to join my yahoo group too ....

Please say hello ..... even my imaginary friends are fed up of me now ....

Kirsty
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As you request: HELLO! Update to your heart's content. You have already received a warm welcome here and made a nice contribution to many threads, both new and those you have started.

A friend of mine from Germany whose English was not so good once used "fed up" to describe what he did to his girlfriend the first time she let him take her in the behind. Of course, I corrected his usage, but I'm going to imagine that's what you meant and enjoy your pictures.

[encuchado]

a lass with a knee piercing is always fashionable in any setting.in fact that alone has likekly sprung more that one beard free of it's stockings!

[shadows]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

I hope to update this thread over time (If anyone wants me to) to show a sample of what is on my own website ..... and I invite anyone who has no life or still lives with their mum and dad to join my yahoo group too ....

Please say hello ..... even my imaginary friends are fed up of me now ....

Kirsty
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I hope you continue to update this thread Kirsty. Besides the wonderful pictures, you can also showcase your excellent wit.

Please keep it up.

[Elliot]

Hi Kirst, I think I saw you in London not too long ago!

[Kirsty Scott]

Originally Posted by Elliot

Hi Kirst, I think I saw you in London not too long ago!

Hi Elliot,

No I am sorry it was not me ....

It must have been some other funny looking tramp ....

Kirsty
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[ila]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

.......I fondly remember when my mummy used to tuck me in at nights .......
She always wanted a girl........

I've got to remember to not drink anything when I read your posts. I had a mouthful of brandy when I read the above statement and now I have to clean my computer screen and keyboard.

[Kirsty Scott]

Originally Posted by ila

I've got to remember to not drink anything when I read your posts. I had a mouthful of brandy when I read the above statement and now I have to clean my computer screen and keyboard.

Yeah, Yeah .... Brandy is it?

Is that what you tell the Landlady?

Kirsty
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[Kirsty Scott]

Thank you everyone ....

I have already stated I like this place and this just re-affirms that.



Kirsty
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[simmo]

At last!.......... I'm laughing out aloud . thks Kirsty

[franalexes]

You left out the housework. Like I sweep the kitchen floor once a year,,,,,,wether it needs it or not.

[Inspired]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

Thank you everyone ....

I have already stated I like this place and this just re-affirms that.



Kirsty
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I love your hair it flows beautifully.Wooden leg Lol Your funny too I like that. I never thought of Scotland as a sexy place-too cold up there and I doubt that you can get a suntan on the rooftop of your house much less a nude beach....

[Kirsty Scott]

Originally Posted by Inspired

I love your hair it flows beautifully.Wooden leg Lol Your funny too I like that. I never thought of Scotland as a sexy place-too cold up there and I doubt that you can get a suntan on the rooftop of your house much less a nude beach....

Thank You .... I think my hair flows beautifully over my palms and the soles of me feet too. It is nice of you to notice .... bless you!

Why would I want a suntan .... ? My skin has a natural blueish complexion ... rather like a smurf ....

Kirsty
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[ila]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

Yeah, Yeah .... Brandy is it?

Is that what you tell the Landlady?

Kirsty
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I don't have a landlady. I own my house (actually the bank owns it and they are letting me live here while they get their several pounds of flesh from me).

[shadows]

Originally Posted by ila

I don't have a landlady. I own my house (actually the bank owns it and they are letting me live here while they get their several pounds of flesh from me).

Shall we call you Shylock now?

[smc]

Originally Posted by shadows

Shall we call you Shylock now?

The bank would be Shylock, not ila.

[smc]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

I am pierced in my left knee, my right shoulder and third nipple.

I think you should add "piercing eyes" to your list. I mean, jeez, just look at that avatar.

Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

I play lots of sport. Tiddlywinks, crazy golf and wanking to opera music are my favourites.

Watch out with that last one. If you don't use enough lotion, you're liable to get Maria Callas-ed hands.

[RobbyPants]

Wow. You are absolutely beautiful Kirsty. Welcome, and thanks for posting the pics.

[hotfang]

kristy, you give me a wooden leg

[bondageboy02]

Pardon me whilst I chortle.

[EternallyDevoid]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

I have been here for a little while and thought I'd start my own thread as an introduction ....... given there is no option to expand your profile here ...

This is very serious ...... Please don't laugh at me ....
.................................................. ...............................

I have been described as a cross between John Merrick and Bella Emberg ..... My ma says she still loves me but prefers I stay in the garage and don't leave the house in daylight .... Bless her, she is always looking out for me.

I fondly remember when my mummy used to tuck me in at nights .......
She always wanted a girl.

All of my pics have been touched up to hide my wooden leg and glass eye ......

But please, if you can get past the stench of pee,the acne and the melted bits of plastic surgery I have a wonderful personality that is if you like a narky, old bitch on her period ........

I am pierced in my left knee, my right shoulder and third nipple.

I am considering getting a tattoo but I don't think there is space for a big pipe band in my bedroom ....

I don't drink. I am drip fed.

I am addicted to worming tablets, talcum powder and chocolate Santas.

I am 35 .......... 5'5" without my wooden leg and clogs.

I like big macs, snow ploughs and feeding chickens in the zoo.

Romance is high on my agenda ..... I love to watch big brother, Bird watch with Bill Oddie and have candlelit dinners in the local dogging spots.

One can of Shandy and I am anyones.

Things that make me wet : Rain, showers and my bad BO.

Things that make me hard: My tough upbringing in the Ned gangs when I was at school, My period and Rigormortis.

Things that I enjoy: Daniel O donnell, Quincy, The Colby's, plucking out my ingrowing hairs, cheap cider and when the wind blows in the opposite direction.

Things I hate: people with two legs, Double D egg cups and waking up.

Things Under my bed: Worms, prosthetic limbs and usually my glass eye as it rolls out when I sleep.

Things that I fear: Radiators, pink Y-Fronts and single socks.

I am very musical I play the one armed banjo, the recorder and I adore the singing kettle.

I play lots of sport. Tiddlywinks, crazy golf and wanking to opera music are my favourites.

I like fashion too ..... I knit my own leggings, I like to wear luminous socks and jesus sandals, weather permitting.

I don't know what sex is but I have heard it's bad so I am afraid to discuss the subject in case I am sent to hell ...... I pass through Dundee sometimes but I don't want to live there.

I like people with a good sense of humour as they can laugh with me at my lopsided ears, my squint buttocks and having one hand twice the size of the other.

I like ballet, burping and pork scratchings.

I have a pet potatoe that can dance to Bee Gee music.

I like men with ZZ top beards. If you can't tuck it in your socks I am not interested. I like my women the same, especially the ginger ones.

I am a born again virgin ..... but I continually get res-erected.

Thanks for listening I am Kirsty Scott .. must go change my colostomy bag, it just doesn't match my shoes anymore.

Kirsty
xxx xxx

Such beauty and humor! Awesome.

[parr]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

I have been here for a little while and thought I'd start my own thread as an introduction ....... given there is no option to expand your profile here ...

This is very serious ...... Please don't laugh at me ....
.................................................. ...............................

I have been described as a cross between John Merrick and Bella Emberg ..... My ma says she still loves me but prefers I stay in the garage and don't leave the house in daylight .... Bless her, she is always looking out for me.

I fondly remember when my mummy used to tuck me in at nights .......
She always wanted a girl.

All of my pics have been touched up to hide my wooden leg and glass eye ......

But please, if you can get past the stench of pee,the acne and the melted bits of plastic surgery I have a wonderful personality that is if you like a narky, old bitch on her period ........

I am pierced in my left knee, my right shoulder and third nipple.

I am considering getting a tattoo but I don't think there is space for a big pipe band in my bedroom ....

I don't drink. I am drip fed.

I am addicted to worming tablets, talcum powder and chocolate Santas.

I am 35 .......... 5'5" without my wooden leg and clogs.

I like big macs, snow ploughs and feeding chickens in the zoo.

Romance is high on my agenda ..... I love to watch big brother, Bird watch with Bill Oddie and have candlelit dinners in the local dogging spots.

One can of Shandy and I am anyones.

Things that make me wet : Rain, showers and my bad BO.

Things that make me hard: My tough upbringing in the Ned gangs when I was at school, My period and Rigormortis.

Things that I enjoy: Daniel O donnell, Quincy, The Colby's, plucking out my ingrowing hairs, cheap cider and when the wind blows in the opposite direction.

Things I hate: people with two legs, Double D egg cups and waking up.

Things Under my bed: Worms, prosthetic limbs and usually my glass eye as it rolls out when I sleep.

Things that I fear: Radiators, pink Y-Fronts and single socks.

I am very musical I play the one armed banjo, the recorder and I adore the singing kettle.

I play lots of sport. Tiddlywinks, crazy golf and wanking to opera music are my favourites.

I like fashion too ..... I knit my own leggings, I like to wear luminous socks and jesus sandals, weather permitting.

I don't know what sex is but I have heard it's bad so I am afraid to discuss the subject in case I am sent to hell ...... I pass through Dundee sometimes but I don't want to live there.

I like people with a good sense of humour as they can laugh with me at my lopsided ears, my squint buttocks and having one hand twice the size of the other.

I like ballet, burping and pork scratchings.

I have a pet potatoe that can dance to Bee Gee music.

I like men with ZZ top beards. If you can't tuck it in your socks I am not interested. I like my women the same, especially the ginger ones.

I am a born again virgin ..... but I continually get res-erected.

Thanks for listening I am Kirsty Scott .. must go change my colostomy bag, it just doesn't match my shoes anymore.

Kirsty
xxx xxx

Very nice Kirsty, I for one would like to see more.

[smc]

It has been nearly a year since Kirsty has been on this site. Does anyone bother to look at profiles before bumping threads like this?

[lwj04]

you are gorgeous! Be proud! Any interest in possibly showing your feet to us?

[smc]

Originally Posted by smc

It has been nearly a year since Kirsty has been on this site. Does anyone bother to look at profiles before bumping threads like this?

Originally Posted by lwj04

you are gorgeous! Be proud! Any interest in possibly showing your feet to us?

Apparently, the worldwide crisis in which people simply don't bother to read is becoming worse than I thought.

[JodieTs]

Well it's ok if it's topical....
Kirsty & I had a good natter a couple of days ago.
But sadly for the above poster,
she made no mention of either her feet, showing them or not....
{well it's sort of topical}

[randolph]

Originally Posted by smc

Apparently, the worldwide crisis in which people simply don't bother to read is becoming worse than I thought.

Yeah, people should be reading what David Stockman has to say about the economy..

Originally Posted by smc

Apparently, the worldwide crisis in which people simply don't bother to read is becoming worse than I thought.

Maybe they respond better to pictures?