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I'm not really sure what made me think of this, but I thought it'd be a good thread to start...

Movie lines that would change the world...

I just finished watching Star Wars, Ep. 3, and for some reason the quote, "Luke, I am your father," came to mind... What if George Lucas would've worded it differently? What about... "Luke... Who's your daddy?"

Feel free to post what movie lines you think would've changed the world, or just your favorite lines in general.
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My favorite quote from one of my favourite movies: Old Boy.

The original one is: "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep... and you weep alone"

But I don't know how I'll change it....

And of course a classic of all times:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Just amazing.
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heres a film quote i think needs no changing its from, from dusk till dawn. the scene outside the titty twister. the best bar ever.

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we even got horse pussy, dog pussy
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if we don't got it you don't want it
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if you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price
you will get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny
try and beat pussy for a penny
if you can find cheaper pussy anywhere,
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I had almost totally forgotten about that... It's been so long since I've seen that movie.
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i'd like to be the first to, say hello to my litle friend.
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This is not only a quote, but something more, a way of understand women

"There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."

Kevin Smith is... GOD!!
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Joker: Tell them your name.
Brian Douglas: [nervously] Brian Douglas.
Joker: [giggling] Are you the real Batman?
Brian Douglas: N-no.
Joker: [whining] No? No? Then why do you dress up like him? [playing with the fake mask] Woo hoo hoo hoo! [giggling]
Brian Douglas: He's a symbol that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you.
Joker: Yeah…you do, Brian. You really do. Yeah…
[Brian whimpers in terror]
Joker: Shh shh shh shh. [pets Brian's face] So you think Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hm? Look at me…LOOK AT ME! [turns camera to his face] You see, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham. You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die…starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.
[Joker laughs hysterically as Brian screams]

Kurtz: I've seen horrors…horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that…but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face…and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us, and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember…I… I…I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realize…like I was shot…like I was shot with a diamond…a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God…the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men…trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love…but they had the strength…the strength…to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, then our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral…and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling…without passion…without judgment…without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

Johnny: Meryl, marry me!
Meryl: You have got a hell of a sense of timing!
Johnny: So, what do you say?
Meryl: I'd have to say...no!
Johnny: You'd rather stay single? Okay, we don't have to make it official!
Meryl: No.
Johnny: Well, what about we just move in together, then?
Meryl: Nope.
Johnny: Why? Is there something wrong with me?
Meryl: No. I'd just rather do things my way: Johnny, marry me.
Johnny: What?
Meryl: I'll say it again: marry me.
Johnny: Sure, it'd be my pleasure.
Meryl: Hey, and don't even think about cheating on me!
Johnny: I wouldn't dare.
Meryl: And I want a real wedding! With flowers and a cake! It's been my dream since I was little a girl.

I knew MGS4 was gonna be good...but I didn't see that coming!

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Because it's judgment that defeats us.
Superb quotes. I like them all.
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Johnny: Meryl, marry me!
Meryl: You have got a hell of a sense of timing!
Johnny: So, what do you say?
Meryl: I'd have to say...no!
Johnny: You'd rather stay single? Okay, we don't have to make it official!
Meryl: No.
Johnny: Well, what about we just move in together, then?
Meryl: Nope.
Johnny: Why? Is there something wrong with me?
Meryl: No. I'd just rather do things my way: Johnny, marry me.
Johnny: What?
Meryl: I'll say it again: marry me.
Johnny: Sure, it'd be my pleasure.
Meryl: Hey, and don't even think about cheating on me!
Johnny: I wouldn't dare.
Meryl: And I want a real wedding! With flowers and a cake! It's been my dream since I was little a girl.

I knew MGS4 was gonna be good...but I didn't see that coming!
And neither did I! I LOVE that game... And I'd so do Meryl!
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in the original MGS on the ps1 the first time you meet meryl, you climb up a ladder and crawl down a ventelation duct then climb down into the room she's in, if you climb the ladder and crawl down the duct and back five time's when you get into the room meryl has no trousers on, lol hideo kojima is a pervert, and in the new game when your chatting to rosemary on the codec if you shake the sixaxis her breasts jigle.
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Heh, in Agent Underfire you could see a somewhat nude girl in a shower if you zoomed in the sniper scope on her.

In Bloodrayne 2, if you use the schoolgirl cheat on Rayne you sometimes get lovely panty shots. Always a good thing yes?

The only game I've seen nudity in though is Conan on PS3, pretty nice boobs on the rescued women.
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From Shaun Of The Dead

Shaun: Pete? Pete?
Ed: Why don't we just go up?
Shaun: No. No. Wait. No. No! Don't go up there!
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because A, he might be one of them, and B, he might still be annoyed. Pete? Maybe he went into work.
Ed: Well, how come he didn't drive? His keys are still here.
Shaun: Well, maybe he got a lift; he said he wasn't feeling very well. Pete?
Ed: OI, PRICK!
Shaun, Ed: (both) He's not in.

From Hot Fuzz

Danny Butterman: Where's the trolley boy?
Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.
Danny Butterman: Did you say "cool off?"
Nicholas Angel: No I didn't say anything...
Danny Butterman: Shame.
Nicholas Angel: Well, there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said "play time's over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
Danny Butterman: You're off the fuckin' chain!
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What's the difference between a king and his horse?
I don't mean kiddy shit like "One's a person and one's an animal" or "One has two legs and one has four."
If their form, ability and power were exactly the same, why is it one becomes the king and controls the battle, while the other becomes the horse and carries the king?!
There's only one answer. INSTINCT!

-Shirosaki Ichigo, Bleach

that's my 1 favourite quote from the anime series Bleach. I would quote some more of my favourite lines from Full Metal Alchemist, but the whole damn series is just too influential and world changing. truly the greatest story ever told
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Gil Grissom: Mercedes, I presume? We're with the Las Vegas Crime Lab, and we're looking for somebody.
Mercedes: Isn't this where you say my PO would be interested to know that I'm hustling, and you ask for a freebie?
Gil Grissom: I'm actually not interested in your ass, but the person we're looking for is a human butcher who might be.

Calleigh Dueqesne: Do you believe her story?
Horatio Caine: I don't know. I guess that depends on how you like seeing men dress up in your underwear.
Calleigh Dueqesne: Personally, leather chaps. Nothing else. [pauses, looks at Horatio's expression] That was a joke.
Horatio Caine: I know.

Horatio Caine: Nice work. Have you considered a transfer to SWAT?
Calleigh Dueqesne: I don't look good in all-black.
Horatio Caine: I beg to differ.

[a fetus' hand grabs House's finger and he stares at it]
Cuddy: House.
[House looks at Cuddy]
House: Sorry. I just realized I forgot to TiVo Alien.

Yonatan: We'd like a different doctor.
Cuddy: I assure you that Dr. House is our best.
Yonatan: Then we will settle for second-best; someone who doesn't think my wife is sick just because she's religious.
House: If you prefer, I can give your wife my second-best diagnosis.
[Cuddy turns around to look at him expectantly]
House: Do you know Wilson's dating Amber?
Cuddy: I have reviewed the chart—someone on your team must have pointed out that cryoglobularnaemia also fits the symptoms.
House: Yes, it fits many of the symptoms.
Yonatan: My wife's body is sick, her mind and soul are fine.
House: You live according to God's six-hundred commandments, right?
Yonatan: Six-hundred and thirteen.
House: You understand them all?
Yonatan: It takes a lifetime of learning.
House: But you follow the ones you don't understand because the ones you do understand make sense and you believe that the guy who created them knows what he's doing.
Yonatan: Of course.
House: You will trust my diagnosis, you'll let me treat her—because in this temple, I am Dr. Yahweh.
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since i heard this in the departed i've been using it as the moto for my life. it may sound kinda sad but i say it to myself two or three times a day. its quite simple but also completly true
"no one gives it to you, you have to take it."
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Here's the end of one of the many back and forths between Robert DeNiro and Charles Grodin in Midhight Run
Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words.
Jack Walsh: You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the fuck up!
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Not a movie, but from the Sci-Fi original series Tin Man.

It comes along the lines of.. "You know why you're a zero? Because you don't fight your own wars!"

I wouldn't change it, it's pure low budget cheese.
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Well, you gotta have some things from one of the most quotable comedy movies ever, GHOSTBUSTERS...

Ray: I think we'd better split up.
Egon: Good idea.
Venkman: Yeah, we can do more damage that way.


Ray: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Venkman: Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.


Egon: There's something very important I forgot to tell you. Don't cross the streams.
Venkman: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal.
Venkman: Right, and that's bad? Okay, important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.


Egon: I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways, we could reverse the polarity flow through the gate.
Venkman: How?
Egon (hesitating): We'll cross the streams.
Venkman: 'Scuse me, Egon? You said crossing the streams was bad!
Ray: Cross the streams...
Venkman: You're gonna endanger us. You're gonna endanger our client -- a nice lady who paid us in advance before she became a dog.


Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Ray: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Venkman: Exactly.
Ray: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Egon: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston: The dead rising from the grave...
Venkman: Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!


And a good tip to remember in life...

Gozer (eyes glowing with evil): Are you a god?
[Ray looks at Peter, who nods]
Ray (sheepishly): Uh, no.
Gozer: THEN DIE!
Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people on the street below scream
Winston: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!!!
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Searle: It's invigorating. It's like...taking a shower in light. You lose yourself in it.
Corazon: Like a flotation tank?
Searle: Actually, no. More like...In psych tests on deep space, I ran a number of sensory deprivation trials, tested in total darkness, on flotation tanks—and the point about darkness is, you float in it. You and the darkness are distinct from each other because darkness is an absence of something, it's a vacuum. But total light envelops you. It becomes you. It's very strange...I recommend it.
Mace: What's strange, Searle, is that you're the psych officer on this ship and I'm clearly a lot saner than you are.

Capa: My God...my God. Pinbacker!
Pinbacker: Not your God. Mine!

Pinbacker: At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here...but stardust.

Convenience Store V: Anarchy in the UK!
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Rei Ayanami: [to Shinji] You're the jerk who was staring at my panties!
Asuka Langley Soryu: Hey, you were the one who was flashing them!
Rei Ayanami: Why are you defending him? Are you riding his baloney pony?
Asuka Langley Soryu: [sweatdrops] What?! We're just really good childhood friends!

Eve: Name?
WALL-E: WALL-E.
Eve: WALL-E? [giggles] Eve.
WALL-E: [attempting to pronounce it] Eeee...
Eve: Eve.
WALL-E: Eeeee...aah.
Eve: Eve! Eve!
WALL-E: Eeeee...va?
Eve: [giggles]

Eric Draven: Victims...aren't we all?

Funboy: Jesus Christ!
Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.
[Funboy shoots him]
Eric Draven: ...Ow. He hands the innkeeper three nails and he says—
[Funboy shoots him again]
Funboy: Don't you ever fuckin' die?
Eric Draven: —"Can you put me up for the night?"
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Yours fears; they make you foolish. -- Jewel of the Nile

Holy shit!
I need a vacation! -- Terminator 2

I AM THE THIRD REVELATION! -- There Will Be Blood

You do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? -- Jurassic Park

Funny, how? I mean, funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fucking amuse you? -- Goodfellas

What are you looking at, you hockey puk?! -- Toy Story

BLOW UP THE BRIDGE???!!! -- Bridge on the River Kwai

Now you know what I do for an encore! -- King Creole

They're paying for it; you eat it! -- Full Metal Jacket

You broke the bloody ship! -- Galaxy Quest

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time ... like tears in rain ... Time to die. -- Blade Runner (One of the most stunning passages in any film ever made)
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Uhh, wasn't the OP's point to change a famous line in a way that would totally change a movie, like if Darth Vader had been a smartass instead of being dramatic?

I think it would've been cool in Fight Club if Marla would've said, "I want to have your abortion," like in the book instead of, "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

It's hard to think of lines like that, though. All the good lines are lines you remember because they're perfect.

This line's so nerdy, but it's really emotional the way it makes you think about beautiful things you'll never experience:

Blade Runner
Rutger Hauer talking to Harrison Ford: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.



25th Hour
Brian Cox talking to Ed Norton: Every man, woman and child should see the desert one time before they die. Nothing at all for miles around. Nothing but sand and rocks and cactus and blue sky. Not a soul in sight. No sirens, car alarms. Nobody honkin' at ya. No madman cursin' or pissin' on the streets. You find the silence out there. You find the peace. You can find God.



Mallrats
Ben Affleck fucking a 15-year-old girl in the ass: Who's your favorite New Kid? Call me Joey. Oh yeah. Don't make me get loose. Yeah. Call me Donnie. Come on. Oh, girl. Yeah, please don't go.



The Shawshank Redemption
gay rapist: Where do you get this shit?
Tim Robbins: I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?



Heat
Al Pacino: She's got a great ass! And you got your head all the way up it!



Seven
Guy telling police about killing a girl with a bladed strap-on: Oh, Christ! He made me wear it ... and ... and he told me to fuck her! He had the gun in my mouth. The gun was in my throat!



Demolition Man
Sandra Bullock: Let's go blow this guy.
Stallone: Away! Blow this guy away!
Sandra Bullock: Whatever.



Mr Mom
Michael Keaton: You want a beer?
Martin Mull: It's 7:00 in the morning.
Michael Keaton: Scotch?



Fight Club
Ed Norton talking about Meat Loaf's man-boobs: That was where I fit... between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big.



Chasing Amy
Jason Lee showing horse porn to a little kid: And then Black Beauty couldn't take it any longer, and he finally did some of his own mounting.



Blazing Saddles
Harvey Korman: Qualifications?
applicant: Rape, murder, arson and rape.
Harvey Korman: You said rape twice.
applicant: I like rape.
Harvey Korman: Charming. Sign right here.



Passenger 57
Wesley Snipes: You ever play roulette?
bad guy: On occasion.
Wesley Snipes: Well, let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on black!



American Movie
Mike: One day I was partying in my basement and I always used to get, like, pissed off inside cause I would wanna party really heavy and no one else would, ya know? And then all a sudden Mark came over and, uh, either I had a bottle of vodka or he had a bottle of vodka, but anyway we were drinkin' vodka and I was so happy that I found someone who would drink vodka with me, you know? So, um and then, Mark would drink vodka with me all the time. We'd uh, you know, I'd go over there all the time and we'd buy a fifth of vodka and we'd share it, you know, and uh, that really made me happy.



American Beauty
boss reading Kevin Spacey's job description: My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge and at least once a day retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell.



The Silence of the Lambs
Jodie Foster: Hi.
Miggs: I can smell your cunt!



Zardoz
Zardoz: The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men as once it was, but the gun shoots death and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill.



Death Wish
Jeff Goldblum (raping daughter): I'm gonna stab you in the ass.
mother: Leave her alone!
Jeff Goldblum: Goddamn rich cunt! I kill rich cunts!



A Clockwork Orange
Alex: What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on?



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Uh, negative. I am a meat popsicle.
That is one of my favorite lines ever. I guess it's not that funny, but it took me totally off guard the first time I saw Fifth Element.



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I assume you know your quote, "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" was from The Treasure of the Seirra Madre. There's a movie called UHF that has several parody scenes, one of which has a Mexican guy who hosts a TV show about animals. A guy drops off a bunch of badgers, and the Mexican says, "Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"
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[Dr. Johnson, laurel wreath in hand, greets new sheriff Bart by reading his prepared remarks, not realizing that Bart is black]
Howard Johnson: As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new...
[finally looks up]
Howard Johnson: ...nigger!

[after meeting black pioneers]
Indian Chief: Oy vey. They're darker than we are.

Martin Luther King: Is this it? This is what I got all those ass-whoopings for? I had a dream once. It was a dream that little black boys and little black girls would drink from the river of prosperity, freed from the thirst of oppression. But lo and behold, some four decades later, what have I found but a bunch of trifling, shiftless, good-for-nothing niggers? And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word. It's the ugliest word in the English language, but that's what I see now: niggers. And you don't want to be a nigger, 'cause niggers are living contradictions! Niggers are full of unfulfilled ambitions! Niggers wax and wane, niggers love to complain! Niggers love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! Niggers love being another man's judge and jury! Niggers procrastinate until it's time to worry! Niggers love to be late, niggers hate to hurry! Black Entertainment Television is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life! Usher, Michael Jackson is not a genre of music! And now I'd like to talk about Soul Plane. I've seen what's around the corner, I've seen what's over the horizon, and I promise you, you niggers have nothing to celebrate. And no, I won't get there with you. I'm going to Canada. (That was from The Boondocks, if anyone was wondering.)

Alpa Chino: It's complicated.
Kirk Lazarus: Nah! It's simple as pie, man. You plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes, you say "Hey baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's in the story..." What's her name?
Alpa Chino: ...Lance.
Kirk Lazarus: You say "Listen here, Lance—" Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?
Kevin Sandusky: Did you just say "Lance?"
Alpa Chino: No! No, I didn't say "Lance." I said "Nance."
Kevin Sandusky: It sounded a lot like "Lance."
Alpa Chino: Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! "I Love Tha Pussy," a'ight? Lay your ass back down and look at the stars!
Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote "I Love Tha Pussy," was you thinking about danglin' your dice on Lance's forehead?

Kirk Lazarus: Can I tell you that I'm sorry for any offense I might've caused, man? I guess I just got caught up in—
Alpa Chino: In being a dumbass.
Kirk Lazarus: I guess so.
Alpa Chino: Why you're still doing this Chicken George shit, I have no idea.
Kirk Lazarus: Neither do I.
Alpa Chino: It's beyond me.
Kirk Lazarus: It's beyond me.
Alpa Chino: You're confused.
Kirk Lazarus: I am a little confused.
Alpa Chino: I know.
Kirk Lazarus: ...But are we cool?
Alpa Chino: Not really.

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This one's been in my head for the last few days.

Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
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I have 2 that come to mind:
1) Jack Nicholson in Bucket List
You live, you die and the wheels on the the bus go round and round.
2) He disappeared!, Like a fart in the wind!
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I loved the quotes in Racquel's post (1-09-2009)! And so many of the others as well.

A few of mine...off the top of my head...

From Ghostbusters:
Zool: "Are you a God!?"
Ray: "No"
Zool: "Then die!"

From Alien:
Ash: "We don't know anything about.........it"
(A subtle reference to the inspiration for "Alien", the 50's sci-fi flick "It!, The Terror From Beyond Space")

From Judge Dredd:
Dredd: "I am the Law"
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Off the top of my head...

1, Dr: Strangelove: "Mein Fuhrer, I can Walk!"
2. The Thingremake) " I don't know what it is, but its weird, and its pissed off!
3. Young Frankenstein: "What Knockers!" and "Blooocher!"
4. Monty Python: "Bring out your dead!
5. To Have and To Have NotLauren Bacall) "You Know how to whistle don't you Steve?"
6. The Wizard of Oz: "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto"
7. Clerks: "I'm not even supposed to be here!"
8. Up in Smoke: (Strother Martin) "When boy when, are you going to straighten up?"
9. The Man with two brains: "Into the mud scum queen!"
10. Spinal Tap: "This one goes to eleven"
11. The Shining" "Here's Johnny!"
12. Jaws: "We're Gonna need a bigger boat!"
13. Poltergeist : "They're Back..."
14. History of the World: (French Revolution) "Don't Get Saucy With Me Bernaise!"

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I loved the quotes in Racquel's post (1-09-2009)! And so many of the others as well.

A few of mine...off the top of my head...

From Ghostbusters:
Zool: "Are you a God!?"
Ray: "No"
Zool: "Then die!"

From Alien:
Ash: "We don't know anything about.........it"
(A subtle reference to the inspiration for "Alien", the 50's sci-fi flick "It!, The Terror From Beyond Space")

From Judge Dredd:
Dredd: "I am the Law"
I screwed up on the "Ghostbusters Quote". CreativeMind has it correctly! Here is the exact wordage....

Gozer (eyes glowing with evil): Are you a god?
[Ray looks at Peter, who nods]
Ray (sheepishly): Uh, no.
Gozer: THEN DIE!
Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people on the street below scream
Winston: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!!!
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4. Monty Python: "Bring out your dead!
I love that one.

"Piss on you, I work for Mel Brooks." Blazing Saddles
"Do not worry little brother, there are more." 13th Warrior
"We're going to attack tonight. We're going to attack all night. We're going to break through. If we can't, then let no man come back alive." Patton
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity." Gladiator
"Surely you can't be serious. I am serious and don't call me Shirley." Airplane!
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Nice. Nice. Not thrilling, but nice.
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Great quotations! :D

Oh yeah, don't know why my list has frowns in it. I must have been sleepy.
I'll be back.

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Brett: "Here, kitty! Here, kitty, kitty! Well, kitty crap. Jones! Jonesy? Here, Jonesy. Meow. Meow. Jonesy? Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Meow. Here, Jonesy. Jonesy?"
Jones: "Meeeeooowww"
Brett: "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."
Jones: "Meeeeooowww"
Brett: "Kitty, kitty, kitty." Here Jonesy. Jonesy. Kitty, Kitty. Jonesy? Hey...Hey. Come on, Jonesy. Come on baby. That's a kitty That's a kitty. Come on, baby. That's a kitty."
Jones: "Hisses"
Brett: "Hey, hey. I'm not gonna hurt you. Come on."
Jones: "Snarling"
Brett: "Ooowww...uhhhhh....oooowww"


Ash: "You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? A perfect organism. It's structural perfection is matched only by its hostility."
Lambert: "You admire it."
Ash: "I admire it's purity. A survivor...unclouded by conscience, remorse or delusions of morality."
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Blazing Saddles-(the whole movie is quotable!) "You talk prettier than a three dollar whore!

Dracula- "Listen...the children of the night..what beautiful music they make"

Ed Wood - Q: "Do you accept Jesus Christ into your life as Lord and Savior?"
A: "Sure"

Fridays- "Because its Friday, you aint got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!"
Monty Python's Holy Grail- (another thats infinitely quotable) "Tis but a scratch!"
To Kill a Mockingbird- "Jean Louise, stand up! Your father is passing"

White Heat- (Cagney)- "Top of the World Ma!!!"
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Dr. Strangelove:
"There's no fighting in here, this is the war room!"

The Horse Soldiers:
"Which do you prefer, Major, the leg or the breast?"

King Kong (1933)
"It wasn't the planes that got him...'twas beauty that killed the beast"
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