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10-24-2008
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I Is Drunkzor
lol wazzurp i just felt like sharin with all a ya'll that i just got home from the greenbank RSL (Return Service League) pub and i'm wasted off ma ass woop woop!!!
fucked up my leg dancin (again  ) so i came home before closin time (closes at 3am, it's currently 1:57am here in australia, QLD [daylight savings is fo' chumps lol]) but fuck sleepin i'm too effin cool lol and now for some randomnessssssever wonder why the broccoli is hesitant to play checkers? the answer lies in trepidationl. we are creatures of shoelace, lost in purple. the koala knows...... surprised i can type legibaly cos i is wasted mwahahahahahaha. i  double Jack Daniel's and Coke ahahahahahahahahaha penis + boobs = perfect woman lolzorz efdgjsdgfhsdgfoshdgousudhgohsdgofuahsdfiohsdglkjsa dfujgsfcoihdsfosjdhf
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10-24-2008
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Awesome story, you should make a thread about it. luz Cheers mate
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10-25-2008
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It sounds like your Friday drinking experience was better than mine. I ended up in that drunken pit of self loathing, and smashed a glass liter of whiskey on my head (luckily the bottle was mostly empty). Than I took some of the shards and cut up my wrists a bit. Definitely not one of my finer drunken moments.
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10-25-2008
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jack and coke? you philistine! why mangle the taste of whiskey like that?
 double jack and ginger. thats the ticket.damn i have been sober for too long. onward randomnes.
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Last edited by Excaliborg; 10-25-2008 at 05:08 PM.
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10-25-2008
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lol not really the best friday night i've had though. fucked up my leg dancing drunk again (re-occuring injuries suck) and i asked for a girl's number but she the one she put in my phone didn't work, but i'm guessing she was too drunk to put it in properly i dunno. so i'm back in a leg brace for a few weeks and still can't get a girl. woop-dee-doo. see it's reasons like this that drive me to drink :P
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