Could you be a Poet but didn't know it.

[SusanMichelle]

I was thinking the other day about what It is I look for in a guy. I mean yes of course looks can be important but I think romance and passion are the two of biggest things required.

Then I started to think about some of the men I've dated and not one of them has told my a love poem. This forum has shown that there are some very creative people out there. Please write a lovely poem and brighten someone's day.

Sue

[randolph]

Originally Posted by SusanMichelle

I was thinking the other day about what It is I look for in a guy. I mean yes of course looks can be important but I think romance and passion are the two of biggest things required.

Then I started to think about some of the men I've dated and not one of them has told my a love poem. This forum has shown that there are some very creative people out there. Please write a lovely poem and brighten someone's day.

Sue

She's got boots and a big six shooter
A blond cowgirl that couldn't be cuter
She's got sex and lots of it
I'm on my knees wanting to love it
She says no its time to ride
Mustangs are ready and raring to go
We saddle up and ride to and fro
The weather is getting hotter the further we go
We come to a peak and the mustangs are panting
Give them a rest while we feel the glow
She's a cowgirl with brains and a big six shooter
Don't ever cross her that guns fully loaded
Love her a lot and she gets even cuter

[Cocks with beauty]

Originally Posted by SusanMichelle

I was thinking the other day about what It is I look for in a guy. I mean yes of course looks can be important but I think romance and passion are the two of biggest things required.

Then I started to think about some of the men I've dated and not one of them has told my a love poem. This forum has shown that there are some very creative people out there. Please write a lovely poem and brighten someone's day.

Sue

I can't imagine Love without Romance any more than I can imagine Sex without Passion.

So, what are you desperately seeking, Sue ? Personally-directed poems, flirtatious poems, cheeky poems ( like that fun poem with that saucy but deadly cowgirl ) ?

I'm keen to give it a try, but I might bear poor comparison with some of the efforts on, say, literotica.com ( How do you paste links into posts, anyway ? )

If my words get in a muddle, I take refuge in a cuddle.

That's me all over !

[The Conquistador]

Far and wide I've searched for her,
Torn from me and hidden away.
So close and yet so far; I'm sure,
I search tirelessly night and day.

Beaten and broken, yet I trudge on
My battle for nears its end,
My sword of truth and shield of faith
Are there to always defend.

Attacks on all flanks! Blades of despair!
Rip right into the depths of my chest.
Arrows of anguish whistle through the air
And try to do their best.

Through sheer force of will and brazen soul
I make my way to your side.
And as I lie injured in your arms,
I close my eyes and silently cry.

And by some sort of sorcery,
The sweet flavor of life I do taste.
For not even death can steal me away
From my maidens loving embrace.

The enduring power of love,
For we know its very part.
Have helped for me to find my place
As the Knight of your Heart.

[randolph]

Fantasy
Is it something for you
Is it something for me
is it a figment of our desires
does it cater to our needs
is it a longing for loving
will it come true

[Jenae LaTorque]

But then some of my Irish ancestors came from County Limerick.


There once was a tranny,
Who hated acting manny,
So her dick she's hid,
Every since she's a kid,
And now she loves it up the fanny.


Now if you didn't like mine, here's one from Rainbow on the Internet:

A beautiful lady was Jan.
Sweeter than marzipan!
The perfect girl with long legs and big boobs and white teeth,
She was perfect, but there was something underneath...
Jan was really a man.

[The Conquistador]

Here's to you
And here's to me
And if we ever disagree
Fuck you and here's to me!

[randolph]

I wish to write about the night I met my first transsexual
Traveled far in my sports car to a town in Pennsylvania
saw a dark bar by the road in the town of Transylvania
went in to have a drink and wondered where to stay
sat down at the bar and saw a lady at a table
She was blond and slim and looked young and very able
Went over to her and said my name is Rodney
Well hello Rodney I am Sylvania
We talked for a while and that I had traveled far
And I was looking for a place to sleep
She looked at me put her hand on mine
If you are able you can stay at my stable
We finished our drinks and left the bar
She found my car delightful and the power was not at all frightful
We drove through Transylvania on a road to Sylvania's abode
She opened the door and I wondered what's in store
she was very beautiful her legs were long and smooth
Her hips were firm and shapely and her waist was slim and trim
Her nipples were firm and poking at her blouse
Her puffy breasts were jiggling as she walked around the house
I was feeling quite excitable and horny for sure
She turned to me do you do you like my look and want to have some fun
Gave her a hug and began to kiss her cute mug
She licked my lips as she pushed her hips
I felt a bump below her hips were close to mine
Looked down and saw her skirt was rising revealing to my mind
Sylvania was a tranny and was so very appealing
Libido began to rise to a new adventure
Wanted to see her body and what she had to offer
Kneeled down and lifted up her mini skirt and saw her gorgeous member
it was large and hard and quivering with urges
Lust ran through me I could not resist I had to love and suck it
Kissed the tip and licked it some and it began to drip some juices
Licked it up and wanted more it tasted nice and salty
took her lovely member into me and sucked completely
could feel her sex flow through me now I knew I was devoted
she was so good I was ready to be throated
my cock so hard I had to masturbate
she told me to suck her more so I did not hesitate
kept going as she was moaning and pulling my lips to her
her cock was in my throat fucking me from ear to ear
she let out a moan and then a loud groan
her shecock was spurting profusely
her delicious cum was flowing ever so loosely
her cum was hot and creamy and made me feel dreamy
sucked it up and swallowed it all and wallowed in the pleasure
she loved me all over as I was definitely in the clover
loved her tushy with my tongue as she sucked my cock so well
I laid on her bed and kissed her lips and never felt so swell
My story ends as I move to Pennsylvania where my transsexual lover Sylvania lives in the little town of Transylvania

If you can make this any cornier it might make me even hornier

[Jenae LaTorque]

A very fine piece of doggeral!

Jenae

[sesame]

Jenae La Tork
Is Back from Work.
Red headed Missy,
Boots her PC.
She clicks Home
Its TLB forum.

Jenae La Tork
Listen me, Hark!
Pretty and Proud
Types out Loud.
"Down, you Twit!"
"I've too much wit!"

Jenae La Tork
Apt or Dork?
An Irish Dame
Poised for Game.
Sometimes Good,
Somewhat Rude.

[Jenae LaTorque]

There once was a fella named Sesame,
Who shouldn't have been rude to me,
I'll tie up his balls,
Make him one of my dolls,
That'll learn him not to mess with me.

I'll dress him in satin and lace,
And put makeup all over his face.
In a black rubber corset,
For my games he'll be set,
And when we are done, he'll know his place.

So I say beware you silly boy,
Or you'll end up as my frilly toy.
Living only to serve,
As a sad little perv.
Being subservient, demure, and coy.

[randolph]

To all hot redheads on this site.

'Havent you seen her'?! They all say
'The redheaded woman with the sexy sway'
'Yes Ive seen her' one man cries
'the ultimate enigma with large blue eyes'
'she made me catch my breath' one man speaks.
'Ive dreamt of women like her in my sleep'
Then in she walks, all eyes upon her.
They all want to speak to her, but no-one dares.
Her copper locks glisten in the light.
Her milky skin glows like the moon at night.
She owns the room but unaware
of the reaction she causes or the lengthly stares.
Men want her, women want to be her.
They all want the woman with the fiery red hair!

Victoria-a fellow redhead

j_cross@btconnect.com

[randolph]

Originally Posted by Jenae LaTorque

There once was a fella named Sesame,
Who shouldn't have been rude to me,
I'll tie up his balls,
Make him one of my dolls,
That'll learn him not to mess with me.

I'll dress him in satin and lace,
And put makeup all over his face.
In a black rubber corset,
For my games he'll be set,
And when we are done, he'll know his place.

So I say beware you silly boy,
Or you'll end up as my frilly toy.
Living only to serve,
As a sad little perv.
Being subservient, demure, and coy.

I love it, very good!

[sesame]

Pretty Arrogant Maid,
Sharp witted like blade,
With Hair colored Red,
Temper matches head.

Proud little Damsel
Ah, Nifty bosoms swell.
Cleavage shows well,
Almond eyes quell.

Yon Angry Irish Lass
With Big moony ass,
Ever Ready to gash
Who makes a pass.

[randolph]

Ah Jenae your poems are so sweet
the way you skewer your foes is hard to beat
your fiery red hair reveals what is there
a hot persona ready to dare
the ego must be cautious and cagey
when challenging her wit
he may have to submit without a permit
like a male spider who does what he must
he may be beaten then eaten
as he satisfies his lust

[Jenae LaTorque]

Ok, you two bright boys. Why haven't one of you solved the code of the answers to the tranny test I posted in this thread?

http://forum.transladyboy.com/showthread.php?t=6097 posts #9-12

[sesame]

Answer in verses, darling!

[randolph]

ladyboys and tranny girls
females and shemales
big shecocks and hot butts
horny boys and sexy sluts
enough to drive one nuts
we have a brain to think clearly
but we would rather drink than think
we want to fuck and suck
we could sing and swing
and love and kiss
would we miss that moment of bliss

[johndowe]

Hi there.

I had a somewhat sad realisation when i read your starting post:

I spent more time thinking of something clever to say in my posts than i spent thinking of nice things to say to my ex g/f's, used to give them "canned" responsed to their queries, at least i meant it but still, not good, SOMEBODY SHOOT ME! Oh no i did it again, i can't stop myself.

Yeah humor is my favorite coping mechanism.

A few years back i got a realy painfull eye injury, which will never get back to normal, and at the hospital i was cracking jokes, but it did help with the pain.

I should try to remedy the situation, thanks for starting this thread, and i realize that it is indeed the tought that counts, wheather it's funny of if rimes or not.

Thank You.

[randolph]

if I had a tranny
I would kiss her cute fanny
her looks are uncanny
and not at all manny
her name was once danny
but now it's glammy
she's got a big whammy
that's ready to jammy
my name used to be sammy
but after feeling her whammy
I want to be her nanny

[Jenae LaTorque]

Hickery dickery dock
The girl pulled out her cock
The clock struck one
My fly burst undone
By mine as hard as a rock

[randolph]

there once was a trans ves tite
who only came out at night
she searched far and wide
for tranny photos with pride
her photos are so lovely and cute
with tranny cocks ready to shoot
she likes to dress all girly
and her hair is long and swirly
with pink panties inside
full of bulges to hide
she has a strange name
that is part of the game
poetry is such a great sport
for cuties like Jenae Latorque

Doggeral rules!

[Jenae LaTorque]

There was an alien named Mork
Who fell for Jenae LaTorque
But Mindy got Mad
Said Mork you've been had
Cuz both of you have a cork

[johndowe]

Hi there.

Is that poetry or ryming sarcasm?



But of this one there is no doubt, sarcasn it is all about.

Most of the time,
my rhymes are a crime,
not worth a dime, or the time,
to pass the time, is not a crime,
when the time is in the prime,
it's murder time.

The Joker.


JohnDowe.

[randolph]

A Horny mans last resort

by perfectdrug

I've not fucked for weeks
I'm in a sexual drought
Tugged on my cock
'til the last drop dripped out

None-stop beating off
My meat's tenderized
Got all redtube and youporn
both memorized

I'm so tired of wanking
Yet too horny to sleep
I'm stuck counting trannys
coz i'm all outta sheep

What can i do?
I'm craving wet tgirls
I've unloaded a sperm bank
and got both hands pregnant

I'm left with only two choices
But gay's just not my way
It's out of my hands
i'll just have to pay

[randolph]

tranny cock tranny cock
it was such a shock
to see my cute gurlie
with a big sexy cock
the vision burned into my brain
but I felt no pain
my mind demanded more
to feed its lust for tranny hardcore
I close my eyes and what do I see
but a big tranny cock
looking at me
it is plain to see
I cannot resist the lust in me
she knows what I want
and she teases me
making me plead
for what I desperately need
oh please let me love it
you know I need to suck it
she smiles as she caresses her body divine
her long shapely legs
and her breasts so sublime
her feminine hips contain
what I want to be mine
she points to the floor and
and I fall on my knees
I look up at her
as I say please
the cock I adore
is there before me
I kiss it so gently
and it enters me deeply
it is filling my mind
with just what i need
hot tranny love
cumming down from above

[The Conquistador]

This speech is my recital
I guess it's very vital
To rock a rhyme
That's right on time
"It's Tricky" is the title...

[randolph]

i am a tranny goddess
and i love my girly bod
my panties are full of goodness
which were made for me by god
i like to dress so sexy
so the boys will feel the urge
i know what they want
and i have what they need
and i like to feel the power
i make their cocks so horny
and i fill their minds with lust
i am a tranny goddess
and the boys all worship me
they want my love they want my sex
they want my tranny goodness
i give them a taste
and make them plead
for the privilege of pleasing me
i smile as i control their horny minds
they are my slave boys now
i am their tranny goddess
i make them do my will
i rule those horny boys
and it gives me such a thrill

[randolph]

I want to kiss your lacy panties and feel the warm bulges inside.

Oh, I wish I were a pair of tranny panties
All silky smooth and ringed with frilly lace
I wait for her to waken in the morning
I feel the smoothness of her legs
as she slowly slips me up her thighs
I wrap around her lovely tranny goodness
I feel so happy now I am where I want to be
I know she enjoys the feeling I provide
Caressing and squeezing her lovely hide
My lacy frills like lips are kissing her lovely cock
And make it swell within my silken nest
I slide around her throbbing cock
And make swell some more
She reaches down and rubs it through my lacy threads
It's is getting huge can barely contain it
It's stretching me to the limit
She's moaning I know she wants to cum
Her throbbing cock bursts out of me
She strokes it hard as she holds her balls within my lacy embrace.
At last she cums and covers me with her sweetness
Oh yes it's so good to be a pair of tranny panties.

Originally Posted by randolph

I want to kiss your lacy panties and feel the warm bulges inside.

Oh, I wish I were a pair of tranny panties
All silky smooth and ringed with frilly lace
I wait for her to waken in the morning
I feel the smoothness of her legs
as she slowly slips me up her thighs
I wrap around her lovely tranny goodness
I feel so happy now I am where I want to be
I know she enjoys the feeling I provide
Caressing and squeezing her lovely hide
My lacy frills like lips are kissing her lovely cock
And make it swell within my silken nest
I slide around her throbbing cock
And make swell some more
She reaches down and rubs it through my lacy threads
It's is getting huge can barely contain it
It's stretching me to the limit
She's moaning I know she wants to cum
Her throbbing cock bursts out of me
She strokes it hard as she holds her balls within my lacy embrace.
At last she cums and covers me with her sweetness
Oh yes it's so good to be a pair of tranny panties.

Very nice:D

[randolph]

some trannys like their fannies
others like their cocks
when testosterone is surging
their cocks feel the urging
they hug and kiss with lips so sweet
their girly beauty is really neet
two tranny cocks would like to meet
to do some noodling
it's such a treat
cocks are rising to touch each other
no need for the other
forget the boys with their little toys
our tranny cocks are for us alone
to love and suck and lick all night
we hold hands and sip some wine
go back to bed and forget the time
our tranny love is meant to be
it's our destiny to be free

[randolph]

politics politics what a big pain
alot of talk with so little gain
throwing lies from side to side
Congress waits for the money tide
pulling the strings to sway the vote
money boys rule Washington boat
we elected these guys to do a job
what we have is a wealthy mob
America falters forgetting its past
oil and gas will not last
corruption and waste takes our space
time for us to take back our place
our spacious skies and waves of grain.
we need to band together to relieve the pain.

[The Conquistador]

Fuck is fun, fuck is funny
People also fuck for money.
If you think that fuck is funny
Fuck yourself and save the money!

[EternallyDevoid]

Were I granted a single wish,
I would be so selfish
and think of no one else.
My greed would dictate and swell.

All the whales and dolphins in the ocean
could fend for themselves.
And the homeless masses could suffer
countless tragedies and degradation.

Social injustices would go unchecked
much to humanity's peril.
Fuck world peace
and let all the impoverished children starve.

I would horde my treasure away
with avarice glee,
and let the Earth spiral downward
in it's own man-made hell.

And far removed from blighted creation,
I would make my rapacious wish,
that your eyes could still look upon me
the way that they used to.

[Kirsty Scott]

Fearing criticism for the way that I feel,
I bottle everything inside.
Fearing the rejection, I'm withholding my confession,
Clinging on to foolish pride,
If I trust my deeper instincts it would be a mistake,
To explain what's on my mind.
So I take comfort in the silence, my words form an alliance,
Remaining undefined.

This girl is Agoraphobic, She is afraid to come outside.
Locked away inside of me, it's safer if she hides.
The damage is prevented, and no-one else gets hurt.
The secret's mine and it's mine alone - This Agoraphobic Girl.
(I suppose that would be the chorus)

In anticipation of the way you'll react,
I shore up my defence.
I can't offer any meaning, devoid of any reason,
Nothing seems to make any sense.
So fearing your omittance from my life,
I conspire to never let you know.
Thrown into confusion with no obvious conclusion,
I'll never let the truth be known.

I've tried to vanquish her existence, in spite of her persistence,
And I convince myself for a while,
That this is what I wanted, to hold on to your love,
But in truth it's just a state of denial.
She is always with me, wherever I go,
Waiting for the chance to slip through.
I wish I could define the reason and give a simple explanation,
For Me! as much as for you

[Kirsty Scott]

Your family and friends and fud (vagina) have all gone really stale,
The ship I sailed into your harbour has turned and is setting sail,
The suburban hell we're living in is a right old f****ng farce,
Cutting grass and washing cars you can stuff right up your arse.

Home sweet home my fanny, It's become a no fun zone,
I hate going to work each morning, but it's better than coming home,
I see you in your leggings and I'd rather kiss the dog,
At least her teeth stay in her mouth when giving her a snog.

I love you still You're in my will
and that is where you'll stay
We'll always have that special bond
Until My dying day

It's safe to say that over time we've slowly grown apart,
You've become a virgin and I've become a tart,
The problem is you've gone off men, and I have started sucking cocks,
and I look so much better than you when I wear your frocks.

It's safe to say you've turned me gay, and I'm off muff for good,
Not that I could ever part your legs, It's like your lips are glued,
Your Fanny looks like ZZ Top, and smells like mouldy plaice,
When we first tried anal sex you farted in my face.

I love you still you're in my will
and that is where you'll stay
We'll always share that special bond
Until my dying day

You tuck your breasts into your socks & Your bras are parachutes,
I knew you died your armpit hairs but now I can see the roots,
The thing that changed it for me was when I got my specs,
It goes to show that marraige should come with safety checks,

When I'm eating pizza It reminds me of your face,
Covered in all sorts of Sh*t with a fat and lumpy base,
The corns and bunions on your feet add three inches to your height,
The nightmares I've been having start when you turn on the lights.

I love you still you're in my will
and that is where you'll stay
We'll always share that special bond
Until my dying day

Your face is like a work of art, by Pablo Picasso,
When you wash your face at night it's with a wire brush and brasso,
I could have stayed in love with you if I went deaf and blind,
I was drunk when I first kissed you and then I lost my mind.

You have the body of Big Daddy, and the face of Worzel Gummidge,
I found all sorts of vermin in your minge the last time I had a rummage,
With what you've got living in your muff you could open up a zoo,
Scientists and Botanists could have a field day just with you.

But I love you still your in my will
and that is where you'll stay
We'll always share that special bond
Until my dying day

So raise your glass and make a toast
& drink to you my wife
Cause it's time I downed this arsenic
and ended this bliddy life ......

[moonvisage]

I would love to be good at poetry,but i only manage to come out with limerick type rhymes.

[11creations]

wow, very nice poems

We ride the night
as the wind flows through the trees and sweeps our hair into the light
we ride the night
as we fly swiftly down the kind hart of evil whispers good night
we ride the night
an abyss of darkness shows no flight
we ride the night
as a stranger walks into the light
we ride the night
may I have your eyes
let me be your demise
allow me to show you size
so you to may realize
the stranger in sight
we ride the night.

[moonvisage]

Over hill and over dale,
the local men she would all nail.
T'was the wind that swept her hair,
as she fed on country fare.

The sperm would flow,
The throat would gag,
Those brand new tits,
Never once did sag.

The men would gather,
And wank for fun,
as she happily drank
The Horses Cum!

[wxhluyp]

http://www.literotica.com/stories/sh....php?id=146393

A great poem from Cal Y. Pygia ~ A poet and theorist with a love for transexuals

[morascodon]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

Here's to you
And here's to me
And if we ever disagree
Fuck you and here's to me!

Lol this is awesome

[blitzRage]

Fairy tales can be
Real if you just believe
Got my mind made
I don't plan to leave
'Cause you were meant for me
Simple that may be
Why be complex
Loving you is so easy

[randolph]

Tgirls slim or tgirls plump
All that really matters is that nice little lump
Up her long legs and between her thighs
Resting there and waiting for sighs
I want to kiss it and make it swell
Watch it grow and rise to the occasion
I want her now, forget the vacation
It?s hard now and quivering with sex
I already know what is next
I must please her and make her cum
Make her moan and make her scream
All I want is her silky cream
Yes I know, it?s just a dream