UK guys?

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Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Wow. Just wow. I was actually looking for some Brit on this forum to make a joke or two but damn. This all makes me think about the US; granted, I myself was not aware that women could get pregnant during their periods, not that I believed the contrary. Still, ignorance...

Oh, you wanted humor?

A friend of mine told me these two jokes about a certain part of the "limey" world. Can you tell he harbors some ill feelings against those in his home region?

What happens to an Essex girl's arsehole after sex?
He get's sent out for pizza.

How does an Essex girl turn the light on after sex?
She open's the car door.