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Harassment payback
Harassment can come in many ways but it's always feels good when you can give it back. A few summers ago I was traveling down river in a canoe with a couple of guys and they were spouting out the usual put-downs that guys do to females. ( they didn't know what I really was.) The guys had to go ashore to take a whiz so we hit the shore line, got out, and they went one way and I the other. I came back and got in the canoe, ready to go. The guys returned to the canoe at the same time but broke out their gear and got towels and soap and washed their hands.
"Don't they teach you girls to wash, Fran?" "No, they taught us not to go on our hands." We finished the trip and the guys never said another thing. |
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I wonder if their minds were running in overdrive trying to think of a snappy comeback.
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Now Shadows, if you were with me in a canoe could you think?
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*shakes head to refocus*
I'm sorry. Did you say something? My mind was...preoccupied. |
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(shakes head in disgust.) "Undo your zipper and your 'mind' won't be so 'occupied' ".( typical guy )
Last edited by franalexes; 02-09-2010 at 01:31 PM. |
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LOL! That wasn't the mind I was thinking with. Honest.
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ha ha ! ......multi tasking is thinking at both ends
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Hey, Fran, I have a canoe (for real; no double-entendre intended). Wanna go for a paddle?
A wise man once suggested to me that I should wash my hands before peeing. After all, your hands touch all sorts of bad germ sites all day -- the railing on the stairs, the chair back on the subway, etc., etc. -- and who would want to get that stuff on their private parts? As usual, you've brought a smile to my face with your post. But I didn't need to tell you that, I'm sure. |
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No thanks SMC
I don't need a "paddle". ila has already had his hand on my ass. |
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Did he get his hand back?
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a hand back, and a backhand!
ila is now receiving personal lessons in behavioral modification therapy. |
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Clockwork Orange style?
How bout a bit of ultra violence. |
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An experienced canoeist is taking his work-mate out for a first trip in an open. The experienced canoeist, obviously, is sat in the stern: his pal, the novice, is in the bow seat. As the current picks up and the waves get bigger, the novice turns around and asks, apprehensively, "If the boat tips over, will we fall out?"
"No!" replies the other, "We'll still be friends!"
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