Embarrassing Sex Accidents - have you had any?

[tlover]

Have you had any embarrassing sex accidents?
Ive had a few minor ones nothing major.

Once having a wank bashing my balls on the corner of a table i got carried away and got up with excruciating pain for about two hours, thought id have to got to hospital.

Got my knob suck in a milk bottle when i was younger thinking it might be like shagging fanny, it got so hard and tight swelling up inside, so i couldn't get it out or soft because of the tight pressure on my cock. it eventually went soft after about an hour, i was considering smashing the bottle with a hammer, ouch!

Another was with my girlfriend on top of me bouncing up and down, she went too high and came down on the tip of my cock and nearly broke it in two, that was very painful, if i had a big fat cock that would not have happened, life ain't fair!

Another sort of accident with a gf, we were in my car on the beach shagging into the early morning, of course we didnt notice the tide came in and it started to surround the car, the car got stuck and nearly got washed away to sea.
Luckily shore patrol came along and we got towed out just in time.

The most embracing was recently, I'm not sure i should be telling you this.
I decided while having a wank to a shemale video that it would be a good idea to slide the handle of a lubed up screwdriver up into my arse so it felt like the tgirl was shagging me.
Anyway after a while my ass seemed to suck up the screwdriver into my arse and i began to loose the grip of the pointy end, it slid up further and further.
I couldn't stop it with the pointy bit being covered in lube.
Eventually i managed to push it out while pulling, but i had a hell of a job to stop it being sucked right up.
Very embarrassing and i dread to think the of damage it could have caused, well and truly screwed!

The worst ones iv heard about years ago that use to happen quite a lot.
Guys sticking there cocks in little hand held hoover spouts for a good sucking, the spouts where quite short and the powerful motor fan is at the end of the spout, you can imagine the results.
The trouble your cock can get you into.

[TSLuva]

Once upon a time I made up my own vibrator which was a little electric motor held on my dick by a rubber band with a off centre weight on the end of the motor. When just about to cum the rubber band moved & the motor slid forward with high the speed weight connecting with my knob & taking a fairly good knick out of it. Oouucch

You shouldn't come here all turned on after watching Shemale porn, that was something I didn't think I would ever share with anybody

[inadaze]

lol this is a hilarious thread. Keep your sense of humor and you will keep you sanity is my philosophy
Yeh I heard about this one guy a few years ago who had his penis sucked off by a Hoover (vacuum cleaner) Ouch! Then of course theres the embarassing trip to see the doctors and explaining what happened lol ...

Personally I dont do anything more embarassing than go to this website. I think if you invade anyones privacy you are going to embarrass them and make them uncomfortable in some way... everyone is human.

[fatbutt1]

I have had one embarrasing moment in my life. I had the opportunity to make love to an ebony shemale that was very well endowed. she was in town for couple of days so i took advantage and let her penetrate me even though i hadnt been feeling well...i never been with a person so big and the fact i was sick made it uncomfortable but i didnt want to pass up the opportunity. she was pumping me when i farting really loud! I also pooped a little bit! I am very clean and very conscience of such things and i was so embarrased! There were some other trannys the and they were grossed out. Needless to say, my partner to her cannon and left.

[pauly007]

Originally Posted by fatbutt1

I have had one embarrasing moment in my life. I had the opportunity to make love to an ebony shemale that was very well endowed. she was in town for couple of days so i took advantage and let her penetrate me even though i hadnt been feeling well...i never been with a person so big and the fact i was sick made it uncomfortable but i didnt want to pass up the opportunity. she was pumping me when i farting really loud! I also pooped a little bit! I am very clean and very conscience of such things and i was so embarrased! There were some other trannys the and they were grossed out. Needless to say, my partner to her cannon and left.

It's a worrying thought but hey, it happens. =) I've had a few girls (haven't been with a shemale yet) who've left a mess once we've finished up - a little embarrassing for both parties.

[theoneandonly]

I had a girl piss on me during sex and she hadn't realized till we were done. She flipped out and ran out of my room naked in front of my 2 roomies. It wasnt even a big deal but she never stopped apologizing for it.

good times

[tlover]

Just remember some more embarrassing accidents.
My gf and i were masturbating each other, really getting into it anyway i had a great spunky climax the spunk shot out of my cock and right into my eye, it was very painful, almost blinded myself.
Gf thought it was hilarious.

Another one not really an accident more gross.
My gf is into outdoor sex, as a treat for her, we went to a favorite spot in some woods we had great sex and after i cum we lay back for a couple of minutes when I felt a tingling on my cock, when i looked down there were hundreds of flies crawling all over my cum covered cock, i hate flies there disgusting insects and i freaked out, screaming and jumping about.
Gf thought that was hilarious too.

[theoneandonly]

LOL that fly thing had to suck man, i would have flipped the hell out

[kijm60]

Oooo man. I absolutely hate bugs, so I can totally sympathize with you with that whole fly thing. My girlfriend happens to have a thing for the great outdoors as well... once when we were camping with friends, my buddies -fully aware of my ridiculous bug-phobia - decided it would be hilarious to unzip my tent and throw in a cup full of night-crawlers while me and the lady-friend were going at it. Needless to say, I didn't have the most graceful of reactions.

[tsdating]

Originally Posted by fatbutt1

I have had one embarrasing moment in my life. I had the opportunity to make love to an ebony shemale that was very well endowed. she was in town for couple of days so i took advantage and let her penetrate me even though i hadnt been feeling well...i never been with a person so big and the fact i was sick made it uncomfortable but i didnt want to pass up the opportunity. she was pumping me when i farting really loud! I also pooped a little bit! I am very clean and very conscience of such things and i was so embarrased! There were some other trannys the and they were grossed out. Needless to say, my partner to her cannon and left.

sorry to hear that..its funny though
U should try dush-bagging...before having anal sex, go to toilet...you need a hot water bag(if you dont have, then even plastic bottle will do). Fill it with water, stuck it to your arse then pump water to your ass and let it go...
Repeat the procedure 4-5 times until its clean. and its true. and no embarrasment next time

[franalexes]

Tlover, about the screwdriver up your butt thing. No doubt you had a lose screw.

[tlover]

Originally Posted by franalexes

Tlover, about the screwdriver up your butt thing. No doubt you had a lose screw.

:DMost people reckon ive had a screw loose for a long time

[franalexes]

Sometimes a loose screw can be overcome with a good hammer.

[tlover]

Originally Posted by franalexes

Sometimes a loose screw can be overcome with a good hammer.

Well I'm definitely in need of a good hammering then

[R2000]

A fart with my exgirlfriend but please don't ask me more :D

[Ogryn1313]

I was a young man in my teen years. At that point I had only had sex one time with some older woman.

This accident, if you can call it that, was with a girl I had a crush on for a couple of years in high school. But then I moved and didn't get to see her for a couple of more years. My heart was broke. Though we never made it official she and I were a couple for all intents and purposes.

And so for a couple I never forgot her pined for her.

One day I was downtown sitting on a wall minding my own business. When I noticed a beautiful girl walking towards me. My heart exploded with joy. It was Jennifer. We instantly reunited. We walked all over the neighborhood talking. We then found ourselves in the woods on a big rock.

We began to kiss. This was the first time I ever kissed her. And we began making out. Hands slipping into each other's underwear. All that good stuff. She stripped naked. I admired her blond-brown hair blowing in the wind and the sunlight on her body. This was it. My second time to have sex and with the girl I hoped to spend my whole life with!

And my cock? Limp as wet spaghetti noodle! I couldn't make rise! Oh the pain of it all. The emberassment. The humiliation. I was fucking crushed! I would have killed myself on the spot if I could have.

The next day my cock had no problems and she and I shook the earth with our sex. And for a brief while I was happy. Loads of sex with the woman I loved.

Unbeknown to me at the time she had a boyfriend who was in jail and cheated on with me. So when he was released off she went leaving me to wonder.

[SSL]

Originally Posted by Ogryn1313

And my cock? Limp as wet spaghetti noodle! I couldn't make rise! Oh the pain of it all. The emberassment. The humiliation. I was fucking crushed! I would have killed myself on the spot if I could have.

Had she been a tgirl, i don't think it would confuse her for a second! She would take your cock in her mouth and suck you until you're fully functional!

Talk about the embarrassment!

[Ogryn1313]

how I wish she was a tgirl!

But if wishes were horse's we'd all take a ride.

To that end I've begun my "Tgirl Fund."

I've come to accept that if I should ever hope to have sexual relations with one it would most certainly require one is a prostitute. After all...you won't any where I live. So I'm going to make certain I have the cash ready just in case fortune should come my way!

[Lucy6]

The most embarrassing sex accident I've ever had was when I was fucking this guy and he fell out the tree, knocked himself out and I had to call an ambulance, when it turned up the female abulance driver gave me a cheeky grin, she knew full well what we'd been up to

[ethaniel]

Originally Posted by tlover

Just remember some more embarrassing accidents.
My gf and i were masturbating each other, really getting into it anyway i had a great spunky climax the spunk shot out of my cock and right into my eye, it was very painful, almost blinded myself.
Gf thought it was hilarious.

same result, different situation
i was humping on my gf and i was about to cum in her face, holding my dick with one hand and support my body weight with the other on the bed's frame. suddenly my hand slipped and i came in my eye...
i told a good friend of mine about that and from time to time he tells me "Ouch! my eye" laughing... :P

[violet lightning]

Its not embarrassing, but it was hilarious at the time...
My girlfriend and I were visiting my friends house, and while he was at school, we ended up fucking like crazy on his guest bed , which was a little single one. It had a slick mattress pad or something, so as we were bouncing up and down, the bed started inching away from the wall, and we were moving forward towards the widening gap.Eventually, just as we were nearing climax, we both fell into the hole, still locked together, the front part of our bodies on the floor, our legs still up on the bed....and we were both laughing so hard we couldn't move because we were stuck down there!
Finally, we stopped laughing enough to extricate ourselves, pushed the bed back, and finished up on the couch! We still laugh about that one.

[liesjeversteven]

Originally Posted by theoneandonly

I had a girl piss on me during sex and she hadn't realized till we were done. She flipped out and ran out of my room naked in front of my 2 roomies. It wasnt even a big deal but she never stopped apologizing for it.

good times

That's happened to me a couple of times as well. When i get really excited, I tend to loose control of my bladder a bit. Most of the girls I've been with didn't seem to mind though