How would you Seduce the Shemale of your dreams?

[tlover]

Suppose you walked into a club and the shemale of your dreams was sitting at the bar, how would you approach her, how would you seduce her?..
and I'm talking about a girl who isn't working, you cant pay her.

For me this would be a doddle, id simply bowl her over with my devastating charisma and good looks, boost her ego with my sweet talk and silver tongue, amuse her with my hilarious sense of humor, mabey seduce her with a serenade at a karaoke with my angelic voice and sexually arouse her with the huge bulge in my pants..(iv got a big wallet).
It would be straight back to her place in my Porsche and a hop into the sack, sorted.

OK i might have exaggerated some of the above...
I could always fall back on my chat up lines - Put your coat on love, youve pulled.. or What would you like for breakfast..
Works every time..

So what would you do to seduce the shemale of your dreams.
I'm fishing for ideas here because I'm clueless and useless at the whole club, bar chat up thing.

[2WayStreet]

I guess the best is still the good old fashioned, "Can I Buy You a Drink" bit or "Have I seen you soemewhere before?" Both these age old punchline still works.

[eliogabalo]

I'm terribly shy in the approach, but become audacious if i understand that the ladyboy feels attracted by me. In fact i'm witty and confident only when the shemale shows interest in me ( so happened also with Luizinha). Perhaps shemales feel attracted by my shyness ... they usually say i'm sweet

[tlover]

Originally Posted by 2WayStreet

I guess the best is still the good old fashioned, "Can I Buy You a Drink" bit or "Have I seen you soemewhere before?" Both these age old punchline still works.

Have i seen you somewhere before? Has that ever worked.

How about the old Mae west line to a shemale - Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?:D:D..... Maybe not

[2WayStreet]

Originally Posted by tlover

Have i seen you somewhere before? Has that ever worked.

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It has worked for me, at least a few times.

[tgirl virgin]

I am no good at picking up anyone, but I'd want to say : "I want to lick every inch of your beautiful body."

[tlover]

Just thought of another line -If i said you had a beautiful cock would you hold it against me?..He he:D - They just get worse..

[mobiryder]

that's the great thing about trannies, you wouldn't have to.. she'd approach *YOU*! im shy with the ladies so this is just another reason why I love trannies so much..

[floydthebarber]

Originally Posted by mobiryder

that's the great thing about trannies, you wouldn't have to.. she'd approach *YOU*! im shy with the ladies so this is just another reason why I love trannies so much..

Since T-Girls have the sex drive of a man, is the seduction as necessary? Wouldn't it be more about immediate physical attraction? If there are any reading this thread with real world experience in this area, I would be curious to hear your experiences.

[inadaze]

walk up to her with a hard on ? lol

[tlover]

Originally Posted by mobiryder

that's the great thing about trannies, you wouldn't have to.. she'd approach *YOU*! im shy with the ladies so this is just another reason why I love trannies so much..

I'm quite shy with girls too until i get to know them, so if a tgirl really makes the first move that would be a big bonus.
Is that true?

[rancor169]

Hi, my name is ____ what are you dinking... get bartender, say "i'll take a ___ and she'll take a ____", pay and converse as usual.

They want to be treated as any other woman.

[rollon]

mabe: can I buy you an icecream?
Will you be the mother of my children?
Do you like the song:Love is in the air

enough jokes, really I dont know what to say but will find out in february