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Does liking whiskey make you gay?
Many on this forum seem to be concerned about labels, particularly whether their attraction to transwomen makes them "gay." I would like to encourage all to pose similarly insipid questions in this thread. I begin with the age-old question, one that people have been asking for centuries:
Does liking whiskey make you gay? Jameson, Jack Daniels ... it doesn't matter. We need an answer. Please pose your questions about other things that might make people gay, so that we can compile a comprehensive list and issue a full warning to all those who are so overly concerned about this label. Thank you in advance for your attention to this pressing matter. |
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Does being well groomed make you gay?
You know being clean ,shaved neat clean cloths hair combed Jerseygirl Jen |
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Whiskey was always my favorite...And I'm pretty queer.
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As we say down here in Boston (you know, just a few hours south of you), "Wicked queeeeaaah!"
Thanks for playin! |
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Gee i'm not a big whiskey drink so does that mean i'm not queer? Jerseygirl Jen |
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OMG, today I shaved and put on a pretty nice shirt and pants before heading to school, and I combed my hair, and then, when I was riding on the subway, I noticed this guy checking me out, and then I realized that I was strangely attracted to him, and he winked at me, and OMG ... no ... please say it isn't so!
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Irish and Canadian whiskey you should be fine ... bourbon ehhhh
Does wearing socks make you gay? I heard a rumor it might |
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Does liking gladiator movies make you gay? Is Yasmin Lee going to appear in "The Gladiator II," just like she had a cameo in "The Hangover 2"? If I like her in a gladiator movie, does that make me super-gay?
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Wait, does thinking that make me gay? |
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Does drinking in moderation make you gay?
I over drank this morning some JW Green an my stomach is a bit on the green side now... Now to trim my 1970's sideburns... |
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Can I point out an important detail.
Whisky = An alcoholic drink made properly by a Scotsman. Whiskey = Industrial donkey hoof cleanser made by a gibbering Irish idiot. You can happily call the tongue-offending slurry made in America, whiskey, as a yank is effectively a slightly less drunk but more violent Irishman with a gun.
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OMG, all I can say is ^^^this^^^
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:P well actually I don't even like proper whisky.
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Not so sure about Whisky - but Gin, now there's a gay drink if ever there was one
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Is no one else going to pose questions as requested in the initial post? This is very important research. People's identities hang in the balance. Labelmakers will go out of business if we don't figure out these labels!
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Don't tell that to all the rappers with their gin and juice.
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My father came over to fix the tractor. He had me help him. This angered me because all I wanted to do was read "The Gunslinger" by Stephen King. Am I a gay?
Last edited by Enoch Root; 06-03-2011 at 06:35 PM. |
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Well, there you have it...
Does drinking Gin and Juice and liking Rap make you gay? I mean, they spend a lot of their time walking about trying to act as macho as possible and rapping about all the 'ho's' they've fucked (clearly over-compensating for something) - when all they really want to do is go back to jail and spend 23 hours a day in a small cell with another man... |
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I thought rap was totally gay. Consider some lyrics:
""Man I'm done saying that I'm done playing, Im'ma a start laying any of these motherfucking cocksuckers."" (Eminem, "Don't Push Me") "I get paid to rip, step aside, Im'ma blow you." (Black Moon, "Ack Like U Want It") "Ever since you was a pee-wee, down by my knee with a wee-wee." (2Pac, "If My Homie Calls") "I read somewhere I'm homophobic, shiiiiit. Go through the hood, there's mad niggas on my dick." (50 Cent, "Ryder Music") |
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I?m planning on going to several of the events during Pride week here in Indy (June 5-11. If anyone is from around here and wants to go?PM me.). I like Vodka Martinis (yes I know, smc, it?s not a ?true? Martini?made with gin--I like those too). I wear leather when I ride, I own ?Gladiator? and ?Spartacus? on DVD, I liked the song ?Macho Man? when I was a kid, I of course work out all the time, people tell me I dress well, I have been a member of this site almost two years, I worship Kelly Shore, Rakel Rodriguez, Camilla Saenz, Hazel Tucker, and Yeidi. OMG!!!?I must be Gay!
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does having sexual attraction toward only people of the same sex make you gay? Nah, that would be stupid, I'm pretty sure that liking cup cakes does though.
Oh and rappers are all definatly gay, 50 cent is all like 'I don't like gay ppl' and u think, whys he keep on about it? The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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Does it make me gay that I want to start calling YOU "cupcake," Anna? |
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Hey James Bond liked them.
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I know rap the way Google knows the Internet.
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Another whitey bites the dust.
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Doesn't it count that I once paid 50 cent to get my cock sucked?
Wait, does that make me gay? Or just a top-notch bargain hunter? |
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Zing! He's off the ropes and on the offensive again.
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Does watching James Bond movies make you gay?
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In all seriousness, I heard that it used to mean you were gay if you wore white socks.. this is like.. 40 years ago or something. No idea whether it held any truth or not, but that's what someone told me
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and for the record, the first few ts i was with i actually asked them that question, and also, the only whisky that is gay is white bacardi. |
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I think you will find that is rum, like what pirates drink.
Which brings up onto, does watching Pirates of the Carribean make you gay? The answer is yes, it really does, unless you are a lesbian, in which case it makes you straight. Any straight guy or lesbian who watches Pirates of the Carribean, will by the end will just want to make sweet sweet love to Johnny Depp, just like everyone else on the planet.
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and what if you only watched the one pirattes? depp is ok, but its also got keira knightly! |
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Kerira Knightly? Oh yea the flatchested girl who looks like a boy, how very straight fancying her..
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ahah touche!
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James Bond didn't drink pseudo-martinis with vodka. Gin all the way. His problem with martinis wasn't the ingredients, but the method of making them. "Shaken, not stirred." That bruises the gin. Ask any great bartender.
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Seriously, no idea? What does having no idea about something like that make you?
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Thanks to Anna for beating me to the punch and pointing out that rum is not whisky. Speaking of which, does like rum punch make you gay? Last edited by smc; 06-04-2011 at 06:56 AM. |
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Watch what you say about Bacardi son. We grow that stuff here.
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Yes I have, and rather than post the definition from the Urban Dictionary I will post this:
"Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much." Despite the stupidity of the person who wrote that sentence -- i.e., the idea of virgins not getting laid "much" is pretty fucking insipid -- I think it says all we need to know about the donkey punch. |
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All the donkey punch referances I've heard are about women getting donkey punched. There's a whole list of this dumb stuff thought up by sad virgins, like the Dirty Sanchez or the Bucking Bronco.
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Ok, so you don't want to make sweet sweet love, you just want to give him to give you a rough rump-ramming and shoot his hot sticky pirate juice in your face. Either that or you can get back to Mars where you came from you weird alien.
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That's odd: I've only heard references about men getting donkey punched. Perhaps I've simply tuned out the references to women -- which, as you might have guessed, compels me to ask: does that make me gay?
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