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Old 02-04-2010
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When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

Try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.


When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed..

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:



"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY ; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

...Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...
Then you are just an old sour fart;
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
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I'm thinking that the tester job isn't near as bad as the sanitizer job.
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Rectal thermometer testing. Checked Snopes, the story is funny but not true.
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Rectal thermometer testing. Checked Snopes, the story is funny but not true.

Party pooper!
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Nurse uses a rectal thermometer

A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check,
She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
And tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake,
She looks at the flabbergasted teller
And without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great....
Some asshole's got my pen!'
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Party pooper!
Pun intended?

And I was going to say the same thing.

Thank you for the laugh, Fran.
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Pun intended?
Of course!
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