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View Poll Results: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SARAH PALIN? | |||
LOVE HER | 28 | 27.18% | |
LIKE HER | 13 | 12.62% | |
THE MIDDLE | 6 | 5.83% | |
DISLIKE HER | 18 | 17.48% | |
HATE HER | 38 | 36.89% | |
Voters: 103. You may not vote on this poll |
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#101
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Your grandmother used to lie to your cousins, but not to you because you were good? How can you be sure that your grandmother never lied to you?
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#102
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Palin
I wish Sarah would go (beck) to Alaska, have twin boys and call them Trench and Drudge.
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#103
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smc-So you wouldn't want to be dominated by a leather and metal clad Sarah Palin?
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
#104
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Welcome back, randolph. You've been missed, as anyone reading this post will immediately know!
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#105
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No, I would not ... thus proving that even that sex is not purely physical, but involves the brain, too. And both partners ought to have one.
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#106
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You are correct. In my haste, I dangled something. Now, let me get back to dangling something else. |
#107
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One must be careful what one dangles.
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#108
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My little head just knows one thing: women. That is all he is able to process. It matters not whether she is smarter than my penis. All that matters is the end product of me inside her. My penis is like a divining rod; he points me towards sources of hot, sweaty love.
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
#109
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A participle?
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#110
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#111
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Don't hate my Sarah Palin blow-up doll. She loves me long time.
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
#112
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No, I think the doll would look at the money as a campaign contribution. I'm sure a tax receipt would be issued.
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#113
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No. All that bailout money would go towards me snorting coke off my blowup Sarah Palin dolls ass. I am a man of varied interests...
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
#114
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Our AngryPostman: the Marion Barry of shemale-loving doll fuckers.
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#115
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Now we're talkin!
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
#116
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Well, since we were talking about a politician (Palin) and blow, I think my Marion Barry reference is more apropos. Anyone could have picked a Hollywood figure!
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#117
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Curses! Foiled again! Although in retrospect, Gary Busey would have been a better choice as he is the Hollywood poster child for mental instability and cocaine useage.
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Last edited by The Conquistador; 06-02-2010 at 04:47 PM. |
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#119
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Our polar bear strikes again! You will rue the day when I can come up with even more witty banter!
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
#120
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I think you just did. I'm at a loss for words.
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#121
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Wow, you give up that easily, ila? I can't wait to play hockey with you.
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#122
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I only gave up because I was laughing so hard. If your hockey playing is as humourous as Postman's remarks then you will have no problem playing hockey against me. I'll be laughing too hard to do anything.
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#123
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I definitely think that at my age there will be something "as humourous as Postman's remarks" in my hockey playing. It will be my hockey playing.
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#124
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#125
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Now it's my turn to just sit here and laugh, laugh, laugh!
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#126
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& I also don't understand why you think the reasons you would name your child are the same reasons others would name their child. Everyone has their own beliefs, points of view & reasons for doing things. I wouldn't profess to know why anyone else behaves as they do (thats actually why asked you about your opinions on these names). To hear you say it, it seems everyone (or at least those with Irish names) is an idiot, can't think for themselves, & no doubt "he will end up being another one of those shaggy, ass-hugger jeans wearing emo kids that listen to My Chemical Romance or Green Day who has zero self-respect for himself and constantly cries for the approval for others". I was attempting to understand your point of view, but now that its becoming clearer, I think I'll leave it alone. I thought you were being funny, but didn't laugh. Maybe I just don't get the "Angry Postman"? Anyway, best wishes & sorry for taking up all this space in your thread...oldawg |
#127
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If you are going to name someone, at least have it relevant to your family ancestry or name them after someone famous who accomplished something. What these airhead mothers are doing is equivalent to naming an African kid Xon Xiou or naming a Norwegian kid Ibeamaka. It just looks retarded without a context behind it. Seamus and Aiden are perfect names provided he has some strong Irish ancestry and turns out to be a giant ginger bastard otherwise it just looks goofy when your kid cannot live up to his name. That is like naming your kid Thor and then he ends up being a scrawny wuss. Like I said, naming someone should be thoughtful and show deeper understanding instead of the "It's cute" mentality of most mothers today. PS: I would name my kid a respectable Spanish name as part of my ancestry is Spanish/Azteca, or a respectable Anglo name. Something that has meaning like Andrew(For Andrew Jackson: One of our greatest presidents) or Manuel(For Manuel Mondragon: Inventor of the worlds first practical self-loading rifle.)
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Last edited by The Conquistador; 06-04-2010 at 11:50 AM. |
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Ann Coulter...YES YES & YES
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