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#301
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This is a real headline from the Eastern Echo (Ypsilanti, Michigan). The reporter is Tom Brandt.
Please, I do not want to start a political discussion with this post. I present this only as a very funny headline in a newspaper. What I'd like to know, and I'm sure I speak for many Forum members: what about Michelle's package? |
#302
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Who said American ingenuity was waning?
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#303
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Not so much Mystic Pizza...
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#304
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I have two questions about this pizza.
1. Does the pizza get delivered by someone on a broomstick? 2. Who the hell gets pepperoni and bacon on a pizza? |
#305
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Look closely
Superman is always watching you.
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#306
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Google being too damn smart for itself...
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#307
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I wonder how Lois might see fit to use that whip when she finds out that the Man of Steel has been two-timing her with Catwoman?
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#308
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The way Superman treats Lois in the one you posted just above sends her looking for an alternative lover. And here's what happens:
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2. Maybe they were fresh out of Virgin that night? |
#310
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I think I've seen that man. Is his first name "Dare"?
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#311
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Why hello there beautiful lady! How would you like a slice of heaven? It won't cost you very much, and it is simply divine. |
#312
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Shadows? Is that you under that mask?
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#313
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For the unitiated, I present Julie Newmar. In my youth, she was second only to Diana Rigg for my pre-pubescent attention. mmmmm, now if only I could travel back in time, meet both of them together, and discover something extra in their pants. I'm going to pass out just thinking about it!
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#314
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Why yes it is! Shall I take it off for you?
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#316
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Another chapter in our polar bear chronicles...
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
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No, I think it might be quite sexy if you leave it on...
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#318
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Yet another pic of our adventurous ila!
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
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That was definitely me last week.
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#320
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I would gladly substitute for ila any day, moderating, if I could just get some of that sweet lovin' all the girls seem to send his way.
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#321
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Alrighty then.
How much would you like, Natalie? (of course, I will have to take the mask off later, as it gets really hot and sticky after being on for so long) |
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It's because he lives in such a frigid climate; they just want to warm the poor ol' guy up!
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(BTW, extra pineapple on mine please!) |
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Would you like some extra hot sauce as well? I aim to please, after all, and satisfaction is guaranteed. |
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I guess polar bears have that irresistable sex appeal... Or as the French say, "Je ne sais quois."
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How to know you are not the favourite child.
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#328
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Mr. Tread:
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
#329
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"You're not going to give me one of those French kisses, Nicolas, are you?"
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#330
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"But your wife should feel free to do so."
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#331
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Carth Vader...
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#332
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Mine can match this parent for parent and sibling for sibling.
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#333
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I came across this, called "guy message," and had to share it. I'm so glad this isn't the kind of guy I've ever been.
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I'm sure many of you have heard the old wive's tale regarding a correlation between shoe size and penis size. While largely debunked, imagine if it were true, and whoever wears these shoes pulls down his or her pants!
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#336
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Perhaps he was another victim of a vicious and inexplicable PETA attack?
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The killer's breakfast?
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#338
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How barbaric!!! Everyone knows that a light crisp pilsener goes with Lucky Charms and not a Guinness. What is this world coming to?
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#339
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Perhaps. I wouldn't eat Lucky Charms if they were the last food on earth, so I wouldn't know. But this I do know: the best beer with a real breakfast -- an omelet, bacon or sausage, toast, sliced tomatoes, etc. (like I have almost every Sunday) -- is Founder's Breakfast Stout. That is no joke.
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#340
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Pour some milk over it and spoon it up. That?s a killer breakfast.
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#341
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She's got a couple of buckets of something, and it sure as hell isn't gold!
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#342
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He will just place them in his "pot of gold" and save it for some poor unsuspecting rainbow-chaser.
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Pot of "gold" at the end of the rainbow? That stinks to heaven.
Last edited by Tread; 04-11-2010 at 05:40 PM. |
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Are you all really Jameson drinkers? Damn, we need to get together. There is never, ever, less than 1 full bottle of Jameson in my liquor cabinet, and I have their Midleton, too. I even have special Jameson glasses, stolen from the pub at the Jameson distillery in Dublin when I was particularly drunk one night!
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#346
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Indeed, always straight up. I like my Jameson the way I like my girl cocks.
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#348
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It's the best of the standard blended Irish whiskeys (by standard, I mean not a single malt, and not their Midleton, which is a special blend at $125/bottle). It's also the wise choice in a Boston pub if you want an Irish whiskey and don't want to be dragged outside and beaten senseless in the street for ordering Bushmills. The reason has to do with Northern Ireland politics. Asking for a Bushmills in a Boston Irish pub is essentially the same as walking in and shouting "Long live the Queen!"
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#349
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Hey, shadows, were you hoping it would be JENNA Jameson?
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#350
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I guess that particular Jameson wouldn't be too bad either.
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