Waiting for my dream girl

[Boner]

[QUOTE=a9127;279500]Military and Law Enforcement. "Future Wife" edition.

I wonder how "Dr. Andy" likes these three!....

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Boner

I wonder how "Dr. Andy" likes these three!....

Well to answer Kelly's question... We just need to set a date.

Of course for all three I would serve and obey them as members of the armed forces.

Right now in fact I'm "standing at attention."

[Boner]

Originally Posted by a9127

The "horse costume" seems to be working...

("Dr. Andy" almost got slapped in the last pic. )

I'm not a brony but I'd dress up like a horse for these ladies!

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Boner

I'm not a brony but I'd dress up like a horse for these ladies!

The first one. It’s simple really. You’ve heard the phrase: “Hung like a horse”?

Yes I remember this picture with Miley. From an MTV special. I watched it with my wife (also a big fan of Miley) way back in 2014. She said: “But you would have to be the ‘other end’ sweetie... Also that horse would be spending the night in the garage...”

Of course I’d let Mia Isabella ride me anytime! Sounds like a date...

[a9127]

She's saying: "Andhh i tld u id be rdddy byy eghttt!"

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Washington street in downtown Indianapolis is usually a place to stay away from...

"Dr. Andy! What are you doing here (giggle)?"

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The news media has been reporting that beds for the upcoming Olympics in Tokyo are made of cardboard so that only one person at a time can sleep in them. Allegedly, this is to prevent the athletes from engaging in sex with a partner...

She’s saying: “Andy. Let’s find out if it breaks or not...”

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“Watch carefully. I want you to do it like this. Got it?”

“So, am I a ‘future wife’ Andy (giggle)?”

“Shttt u r rlly a knky mthrfkr anndhhyyy. I luvvv itttt! Gdddd...”

“Look. Nice car!”

“Hi Dr. Andy (giggle). We’re glad you could join us before the semester begins...”

“Shit. Andy, you came so quickly... I wasn't ready. Just don’t forget about ME!”

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“Triss Merigold.” I’ve seen drawings of her for years in “3D” porn but never knew the origins of her name. Research was required. The following is taken from the “Official” Witcher Wiki:

Triss Merigold of Maribor was a legendary Temerian sorceress of the 13th century. Called Fourteenth of the Hill by her contemporaries because she was erroneously thought to have been killed during the Battle of Sodden Hill, she passed into history as Merigold the Fearless. A member of King Foltest's royal council along with Fercart and Keira Metz, as well as a founding member of the Lodge of Sorceresses, she was involved in politics for most of her life.

Apparently there is even a series on Netflix. I feel dumb for not knowing about this... Guess this stuff doesn’t usually show up on my radar... Sorry to hear she was allegedly killed in the 13th century. Although she might be too old for me...

“Involved in politics”? Maybe she will return to the United States in the 21st century? I’ll even be her campaign manager. TRISS 2024!

First pic. “Future Wife”? Very pretty drawing. She’s saying: “Andy, actually I’m only about 6 or 7 inches fully hard. You just have a dirty mind... “

She’s saying: “Anddhh gt ovr hrr nd skkk mmm bllsss!!! Thk m gnna cummm frrr th frth tmmm...”

Looks like fun. Shit. Wish I could join her...

“But Andy, yours is... so... tiny!”

“I love it when you run your tongue up and down the shaft, around the head, and inside my pee hole as you slowly torment me for hours. Maybe you could tie me up first (giggle)?”

“God Andy... Fuck... What was that? Like the 9th or 10th time tonight?”

[a9127]

If Pinterest is not a dating service...

Why then does it keep showing me "Future Wives"?

[a9127]

This post is for Boner and anyone else who would like to check out Pinterest.

I find a lot of material for this thread, including crossdressers and relatively unknown models, as well as celebrities cis and trans. Highly recommended.

Here's just a sample of what I found in only a few seconds. My wife asked me what I was doing on my phone. I said "Just checking my email one more time..."

The last one: The ad said "Ex-Boyfriend." She looks more like a "Future Wife" to me!

(Nice car too. Looks like a date. I'll let her drive. )

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My student. Over the summer we’ve been doing some WebEx conferencing.

She’s saying: “Dr. Andy. Do you think this dress is too short (giggle)?”

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One of the things I've learned during the pandemic is that given technology like smartphones, it is possible for students to attend class and engage in discussion anytime, anyplace, anywhere.

(Ask "Dr. Andy" if he loves his work? )

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This "Emergency Room Doctor" supposedly "invented" a doll to assist in diagnosing children. Funny, she looks just like "Elsa" from Frozen.

(Moderators: Elsa was "18" in the original movie and would be "27" now...)

So "Dr. Andy" decided to "invent" his own doll. Except his doll is 5'9" and has a 9" cock.

She can orgasm of course. She also has built in "AI" and talks. She's saying:

"Weren't you in The Avengers? You look just like Chris Hemsworth..."

"Goddamn!!! I've never seen such a huge cock in my life! I don't know if I'll be able to take all of it (giggle)..."

"Shit. You can do anything to me baby... Tie me up... Fuck me hard... Edge my cock for hours without mercy... Make me cum again and again... If I 'run out' just 'reload' me and I'm ready to go (giggle)..."

[Boner]

So "Dr. Andy" decided to "invent" his own doll. Except his doll is 5'9" and has a 9" cock.

I'd love to play with this doll!

[a9127]

At least in the United States, "official" guidelines regarding "wearing a mask" are vague, inconsistent, and confusing at best. CNN reported yesterday that we will soon have to start wearing them again even if we have been vaccinated...

I was vaccinated in April and haven't had to wear a mask anywhere in months.

So I threw them all away...

Looks like I may have to buy another one!

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Made me think... If we have to wear masks again then we will have to start practicing "social distancing" too?

Shit. I was looking forward to my "in person" classes this fall.

Chanel is saying: "Dr. Andy. I'm glad you at least were able to see me in your office before classes begin..."

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She's saying: "Good morning Andy. That was a hell of a dream you had last night (giggle) glad that I was in it..."

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Yuliya Levchenko "Future Wife"

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Her name is “Claudia.” I’m posting this mainly because, although I’m assuming she’s cisgender, I found this pic on a Gay athletic site (searching for “cute femboy sports”). I think she’s hot with or without a cock.

She’s saying: “Andy you are correct. Three stripes means they’re Adidas (giggle)...”

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Triss Merigold “Future Wife”?

“So what if I am 800 years older than you?”

“Andhhh I jsss lvvvv ur ckkkk isss sss lttttllll nd cutttee...”

“Andy, do you remember when you said your fantasy was to fuck your lover’s cock? Here’s your chance. Just get me hard baby...”

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This week, in the United States, the CDC issued a new "mask mandate." Even for fully vaccinated people.

She's saying: "Andy since you have been a naughty boy and won't wear your mask out in public, I have no choice but to keep you in Quarantine...

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This reminds me, I have a birthday next month...

“dr anndhhh! r u surrr ths rsrch sss apprvd byy ur unvrsty???”

Class had already ended but my students forgot to turn the webcam off...

This is the only pic of this I could ever find. Always wondered what happens next. After I get rid of her friend of course...

Rylee “Future Wife”

Looks like she could use some help with that.

(Moderators: I can assure you I will be "over 18" on my birthday... Also my "graduate assistant" in the second pic is at least 21.)

[a9127]

This was the best "clickbait" ad on CNN this morning. Maybe I just have a dirty mind?

She's saying: "Andy, I hope you can last longer than 30 seconds (giggle)..."

[a9127]

Sunday. Nothing to do. MSNBC had a feature article about “Dating” and what men and women look for (or not) in a partner. I’m a “30 something” who’s been married twice. Like I need someone on the Internet giving me advice. Well, unless maybe I wanted to start dating someone say, 19... Hint: Buy lots of Viagra.

“Eleven inches? Really, Andy...”

“That bastard told me he wasn’t married.”

“Hi Dr. Andy!!!”

“Shit. I knew it was too early to send him a pic of my tits...”

What do they mean “older” women? Fuck. What is she? 29? Looks like a “Future Wife” to me.

“Wait ‘till Andy gets home. I’ll tie him to the bed and pretend I’m going to cut off his cock (giggle).”

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I suspect the most important part of online dating would be to have a good “profile picture.” For example, any of these would most likely get my attention.

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The same worthless "dating advice" site I referred to in the posts above also said that no one likes "damsels in distress."

Well not everyone... Looks like a date to me!

("Andy. You'll have to let yourself in. I'm all tied up at the moment..." )

[a9127]

Since Covid-19, I’ve been working out more and more at home. As I get “older” I’ve gradually been moving away from free weights to bodyweight exercises, resistance bands, kettlebells, and isometrics.

Today I was looking up stuff on Amazon when I found this book called “Sexercise.” Shit... Looks like “Dr. Andy.” But does his wife know?

Of course sex and exercise have been around since... forever! Why else do you think people put themselves through so much just to look good? This book is from 1967.

For “better sex” it is generally recommended that an exercise program focus on the hips, lower back, abs, and thighs. She’s saying: “Andy. Are you paying attention?”

[a9127]

Three screencaps from my favorite Internet "dating service."

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“Nina” by Blanclauz

(Moderators: According to the artist Nina is “21”. Don’t know if she’s based on a real person or not.)

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"He lives in Zionsville?"

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There really IS a "Zionsville" Indiana and yes I really do live there... This meme was NOT my doing. Happened to find it today while searching. Just thought I'd post it for fun.

Historically Zionsville's "claim to fame" happened way back in 1861 when President-Elect Lincoln stopped here on his way to the inauguration. "Dr. Andy" was too young to remember it... Besides we lived in Detroit then.

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This is Kendall. She goes by “@itskendalllong.” As in “Kendall Long Future Wife.”

Kendall is 29. And I learned has starred on “The Bachelor in Paradise.” My wife probably knows who she is...

In this video she’s telling me that reindeer and other animals can change their eye color. Hell, I’d believe anything she said... She talks about “pressure” and “sensitivity” a lot. Looks like she might like cats. Sounds like a date!

Or do I just have a dirty mind?

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If you’ve spent any time on the Internet lately (who hasn't?) you have most likely encountered the term or hashtag “#asmr”. Particularly in relation to something sensual or provocative. Although not always.

According to Google, ASMR stands for "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response." It typically refers to the "tingly feeling" that travels from the head downward that some experience in response to certain sounds, feelings, or descriptions. These can include soft whispering, crinkling paper, or a gentle touch.

I can verify that it works. The picture below is giving me a “tingly feeling” right now.

She’s saying: “Andy, it’s not your ear I want to lick (giggle)...”

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Nina “Future Wife”?

I’ve noticed that she is very... umm... nicely drawn. Much better proportions than those silly 3D pics. Thanks BlancLauz.

She’s saying: “I didn’t expect your wife to walk in on us...”

“Do you like my tan lines?”

“Too bad I’m not real, Andy. You could just stick it in and we could go at it. Instead, the way you’re going about it now, it looks like you might sprain your wrist (giggle).”

Very sexy drawing. Would like to see more. I don’t speak Portuguese but could kind of figure it out... Hint: Google said that it was “rude” and "inappropriate."

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Was on campus this morning. We will be implementing a "mask" policy again. Even if you have been vaccinated. CNN reported that Indiana is one of the states hit hardest by the "Delta Variant."

Ran into two of my students... They're saying: "You need to wear your mask Dr. Andy!"

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“Fitness Goals” is what it said... Very inspiring. My own personal “goal” is to be that punching bag.

She texted me: “Hey Andy! I’m at the gym. If u sneak out now your wife will never know.”

“Dr. Andy. Since I’m a first year student, my parents told me to get to know my professors before class started. My dad even let me borrow his car! I was born in 2003 so I just turned 18 (giggle).”

“Future Wife”

“Hey big guy! My eyes are up here!”

At the last minute I accepted a position to teach at the University of Alabama. This is my “Business Analytics” class. Ask me if I love my work?

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Arrived today. Complete with “AI,” “fully functional,” and ready to go right out of the box.

She’s saying: “Well don’t just stand there looking at it Andy. It’s not gonna go down all by itself (giggle).”

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This is "Dr. Dana Future Wife"

Sounds like she is just beginning her residency. Maybe she could practice on "Dr. Andy"?

(Someone commented that she is not a "real doctor." It's truly amazing the so called "experts" you find on the Internet. Ain't "social media" great? No asshole, here's how it works: If she has completed Medical School then she is a "real doctor." Period. Residency means she is working at a hospital under the direction of a senior physician. Haven't you ever watched "Greys"? It looks like she is deciding what area to specialize in. )

[Pollux]

A9127(Andy),
Always enjoying to read this thread!
Keep your contributions coming!
Pollux

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Pollux

Always enjoying to read this thread!
Keep your contributions coming!
Pollux

Thanks. I’m glad you like this thread although it can be kind of silly sometimes. It’s my small contribution. You and a few others are doing a pretty good job of covering everything else.

On CNN tonight, the latest “fake ad” said: “How Much Does It Cost To Hire A 24-Hour Live-In Care Giver in Zionsville?” I have another birthday coming up this week. A year older... Guess it’s time to start thinking about stuff like this. Maybe I should place an ad?

She’s saying: “Hi Andy. My name’s Aubrey. I heard you’re looking for a 24/7 caregiver.”

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First date. “Jesus Christ. What are you doing over there? Jacking off?”

That reminds me, I have a golf lesson today…

She’s saying: “Andy. Keep your eye on the ball!”

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On CNN today...

This is Grace, the "ultra-lifelike" nurse robot.

When this robot says "Dinner's ready sweetie!" it just doesn't have the same feeling...

My wife. She's saying: "Andy. Is that your cock? Somehow it feels much bigger..."

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It's Kendall Long, "Future Wife"

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My birthday was last Wednesday. A year older. My wife threw a party for me and got me a cake. I'm sure that number is "accurate." In fact it would mean I was "born in 1992" so only three months older than Miley.

I never reveal my true age on here (or anywhere else if I can help it ) and in my stories it can vary a lot, but there is some justification for 29. True story: In the summer of 2009, I tried buying Creatine and other supplements for my workouts at GNC. They asked me if I was 18. I replied that I "had been 18 for several years." Guess they thought I might have been "17."

They sold it to me anyway.

But this thread is primarily about women. My wife asked me what I would like for my birthday. I replied "Dove Cameron." I've been sleeping in the garage all this week.

Interestingly, on our way back from picking up the cake, we drove by the Bentley dealer in Zionsville. It looks like they had mine all ready to go.

(Age, women, sex, cars, money, it's all good. I never let anything get in the way of a silly post... )

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Well I just had to post more of Dove.

Seriously, my wife in real life considers Dove to be the most beautiful of my biggest "celebrity crushes." The others would of course be: Taylor Swift, Hayley Williams, Miley Cyrus, Chanel Santini, and Aubrey Kate. I guess that means I actually have "7 wives." Should have my own "reality show."

The first one is a recent pic. The other two are from "Descendants 2" with her friend Evie (Sofia Carson ).

In the last pic Dove is saying: "Andy tried to tell me he was only 25 (giggle)..."

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This will be my first post featuring Billie Eilish.

Because she achieved success at such an early age, many of her pics were "under 18" so I couldn't really share too much. From what I have read, her latest album "Happier Than Ever" was at #1 on the Billboard 200. Other celebrities such as Taylor Swift and Hayley Williams have been very supportive of her.

I first learned of Billie through my 11 and 12 year old nieces who live with us. She is without a doubt their favorite singer. My wife is also a huge fan. Billie's music appeals to all ages. She has stated this in interviews.

Just before the Covid-19 crisis hit, Billie had been selected to sing the title song for the latest James Bond movie "No Time To Die."

Billie was born on December 18, 2001. After 9/11. A tragic "where were you when" event for people my age and older.

The second pic is from her video "Everything I Wanted." I used to have a Dodge Hellcat. If we go on a date, I'm doing the driving!

In the last pic she's saying: "But Andy, you were born in the last century..."

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Shannen Michaela “Future Wife”?

I thought she looked kind of young so I looked her up before posting. Shannen was born in 2000, so she would be “21” this year. She recommends that people “stay hydrated” when working out.

Next, she demonstrates her amazing flexibility... So I’ve noticed...

Last two. She’s saying: “Andy. Would you like to have breakfast together (giggle)?”

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Dr. Andy "Thirst Trap"?

(Sorry couldn't resist... )

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Her name is "Paige"

She's saying: "Andy, you have to grip it like this..."

Me: "I am!"