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Carolina Ramirez, "Future Wife."
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More art from “Kinky Jimmy.”
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This ad just came up on my phone...
![]() She's saying: "Andy. Would you like to try some Super Elixir Greens?" ![]() Me: "Yes." Guess it's a date then! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (She looked familiar. It's Elle Macpherson. One of my "past wives." ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:51 PM. |
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Last week we met in the computer lab for the first time since the Coronavirus pandemic started.
![]() She's saying: "Dr. Andy! I'm glad we're able to meet again in person now but isn't the furniture ummm... a little different (giggle)?" ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:51 PM. |
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My contempt for "social media" in general is well documented. TikTok is perhaps the worst offender.
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This has been a good day for the Internet.
![]() According to the ad they are supposed to reduce swelling... ![]() They're not working! ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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"Welcome to our graduation party Dr. Andy! You don't have to wear your mask. Or anything else..."
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Looks like fun.
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She's saying: "Dr. Andy. About my grade..."
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“Future Wife” edition.
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More "Future Wives." From Pinterest.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() First one's name is "Lindsey." Her bio sounds more like a dating profile: Single. 5'6". 120lbs. 27. Sounds perfect! ![]() The fourth picture. The B/W one. Very impressive physique. ![]() ![]() Last one. Was in a car accident and woke up dead. She was standing over me. "Andy, sorry, you ended up in the bad place. ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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An ad for a dating service?
![]() ![]() Do I need to even say that Michelle is of course my “future wife”? ![]() Internet Marketing has been a “thing” since “Dr. Andy” was in middle school. Back then it was called “B2C.” Dr. Andy knows something about this stuff. Especially Market Research and Data Analysis. To him, it appears the dumbest “content” is what gets the most attention today. Christ, I saw a guy on CNN giving political commentary complete with pop up text boxes and emojis all over the screen. He was talking fast and pointing at them like some kind of stupid TikTok video made by a 9 year old. I had to switch channels... Sorry CNN. ![]() ![]() Well I know what works for me at least... Maybe we could try doing it together? ![]() Yes. Anna is also a “future wife.” ![]() ![]() ![]() “Thirst Traps” are for real! It is a phenomenon brought about by our narcissistic, selfie culture, and the perceived need for everyone to be a “celebrity.” But finally I think I’ve figured out the “hidden secret” to Internet Marketing. It’s as it’s always been: Sex Sells!!! ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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I'm going to have to quit TikTok before my wife files for divorce.
![]() Couldn't help this one. ![]() ![]() (But only 5mm? Maybe it's not the length that matters... ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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“Dr. Andy” did in fact accept the job of coaching the UCLA Women’s Volleyball team. He flew out to California yesterday.
![]() First practice went very well... ![]() ![]() Third pic. Her name is Tessa. Pretty sure she’s a “Future Wife.” ![]() ![]() (I can see it now. Our first argument. She's saying: "Dammit Andy, quit being such a millennial about everything!" ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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My new doll came configured with "AI" and was self-aware. She's saying: "Well Andy... the reason it never goes down is because you ordered me this way. Remember?"
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Found this on Pinterest this morning. I'm a firm believer in a daily exercise routine. Working out with a partner also adds motivation.
![]() But I thought a few changes to the schedule were in order. ![]() ![]() ![]() Wake Up Have Sex Cardio/Treadmill Take a Shower Have Sex Breakfast Check Email Legs/Squats/Lower Body Have Sex Lunch Arms/Bench Press/Upper Body Have Sex Dinner Watch TV Back/Deadlift/Abs Have Sex Take a Shower Have Sex Go to Bed Have Sex Fall Asleep Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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TikTok is educational.
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Our first date didn't go well...
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Was randomly searching the Internet and found this cute femboy drawing. Very nice. Thought others might like it. Not explicit.
![]() This is at least what the site had to say: “You visit your cousin and learn that he has become very girly since you last saw each other...” No other pics of her. And nothing more to the story. Sorry... ![]() I just hope my cousin is "18.” ![]() (Pretty sure any of “Dr. Andy’s" cousins would be well OVER 18. ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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She's saying: "But Andy, you told me you liked lifting weights (giggle)..."
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My wife... She's saying: "Andy. How many times do I have to show you how to load the fucking dishwasher the right way!"
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According to Business Insider, Victoria is one of the leading “influencers” on TikTok with over 1 Million followers.
![]() Victoria looks like a potential “Future Wife.” ![]() Guess we will have to wait and see... ![]() ![]() ![]() BUT he has slowly come to the realization that he will never achieve 1,000,000 followers on TikTok. ![]() Maybe Victoria likes cats? ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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Don’t want to stomp on Boner’s awesome post about “Electra Woman and Dyna Girl” so I’ll post this here. His post required some research. Making me work on a weekend!
![]() ![]() “Electra Woman” was played by Diedre Hall ![]() ![]() “Dyna Girl” I learned was played by Judy Strangis who was only two years younger than Deidre Hall. I had never heard of her. Based on what I found out she seems like a “Future Wife” to me. ![]() Second row. Judy starred on “Room 222.” She played a high-school student. Moderators: Judy was 20-25 during the show’s run. Here she is asking “Dr. Andy” out on a date. ![]() She also did commercials for Plymouth Duster in the mid-1970’s. She played “Mean Mary Jean.” ![]() From 1982! ![]() ![]() (Retro is relative I guess. On TikTok I saw a comment saying 2015 was “vintage.” Fuck... ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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Maybe the best clickbait ad ever.
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It's always better with a partner. I wish I was that ball...
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Captain America. "Future Wife"?
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“Dr. Andy” received this fitness quiz in his email this morning...
First he was asked his age. He said “20.” That’s him in the top right picture. He’s looking down because he’s lying... ![]() ![]() ![]() Next he was asked to “choose a couple.” In case you are wondering, that’s my 6’2” UCLA volleyball player girlfriend from an earlier post... Or it might be Aubrey Kate. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Breakfast time!!! I “bailed out” on the quiz at this point. ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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She’s saying: “But YOU can meet me on the top deck, Andy. I’ll be waiting for you... (giggle).”
![]() Margot Robbie. Future Wife. ‘Nuff said... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() “Dr. Andy” typically does the opposite of whatever he hears on the Internet regarding “tech advice.” It’s worked for over 30 years. ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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This was on CNN earlier today.
The article said they are used for relieving tension. No shit. I bet they are. ![]() She's saying: "Andy, get your mind out of the gutter." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You can actually get paid for doing this! ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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Was reading about "The Godfather" on Quora. One of my favorite movies of all time, it has been interesting to see different people's interpretations. The scene above is where Michael (Al Pacino) kills Solozzo and the corrupt police captain after setting up a meeting.
![]() But that's not why it's posted here... ![]() The ad below for "Truthfinder" has made me think twice about online dating... ![]() She's saying: "Andy, I learned you aren't 29, are married, and have a small penis..." ![]() ![]() ![]() (Well at least the last one is not right... ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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Carla Novaes "Future Wife"
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She's saying: "Andy, how do YOU measure up?" ![]() She could have her way with me anytime. ![]() ![]() From a set about 10 years ago. You can find it pretty easily on the Internet. In fact the pics are probably on this site somewhere. They have kept me busy on more than one occasion. ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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Jesse goes on a date with Dr. Andy.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() “So am I your favorite student or what?” ![]() “I can see you were lying about being 9 inches... (giggle).” ![]() “But maybe there’s something else we could do...” ![]() (Jesse has always been one of my “Future Wives.” ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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That "Dr. Andy" guy sure gets around...
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I met her at the gym. It was 3AM and we were the only ones there. She suggested we go into one of the locker rooms...
"Lay back and close your eyes baby. I've got a surprise for you..." ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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Too bad TikTok’s not a dating service (although, actually, you know maybe it IS).
![]() This is “Orissa.” My latest “Future Wife.” ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Orissa bills herself as an “International Foot Archery Performer” and has over 5 million “likes.” ![]() Second pic. Maybe I should introduce her to my “ex”? ![]() Fourth pic. I’m saying: “Very nice Orissa. I had an iPhone just like that!” ![]() Fifth pic. She’s saying: “No Andy. I’m not worried about anyone walking in on us...” ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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If it doesn’t work out with Orissa (above) guess there’s always “Asuka.” She looks like one of Dr. Andy’s students.
![]() Sounds like a date! ![]() ![]() ![]() (Moderators: According to the site “fandom.com” Asuka was born December 4, 2001 and is a Sagittarius. So as of July 2021 she is 19. My “cosplay girlfriend” looks older than that... ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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After seeing this video I'm convinced Orissa (two posts above) is the one...
![]() Click Here Learned that Orissa was born in the UK in 1995. She has performed on Britain's Got Talent and did stunts for "Wonder Woman." She seems really sweet too. ![]() ![]() (Had to email the link to myself from TikTok in order to post. If my wife sees Orissa on my phone bet she will suddenly be able to do this too... ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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Pinterest tonight is telling me I need a "bigger booty."
![]() ![]() The second one looks like she could be a "future wife." ![]() ![]() ![]() She's saying: "Andy, just don't make an ass out of yourself..." ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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"Prostate Part 3"
![]() "Dr. Andy" wants a date with "Dr. Jazma." ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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She’s saying: “Peter Pan is a virgin, Andy. But YOU aren’t are you? (giggle)”
![]() “This tail is just a fake. That was so sweet of you to wish for legs. But really I like that ‘other thing’ you wished for... I just love the way it feels... (giggle) Wanna play with it?” ![]() “Andy!!! What are you doing with that little tramp Tinkerbell?” ![]() “You know you are too old for my daughter. ![]() ![]() “Thank God you showed up in time Andy. The Scarecrow can’t get hard, they left something off the Tin Man, and the Lion has anxiety...” ![]() “You can call me Red Ryder (giggle). Anytime baby...” ![]() (Moderators: From Cosmopolitan. All meant to be “over 18.” ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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It's getting harder to find anything new.
![]() ![]() But there is a twist. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (Hope you enjoy them. Moderators: On each site I visited, the artists claimed not to draw anyone "under 18." I can never tell for sure with anime... ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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Shit. It's my "ex"!
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Moderators: Dross publicly states that he does not draw any characters “under 18.”
![]() This one’s name is Cody. ![]() Jade. I’ve posted drawings of her a few times on TLB. ![]() She’s saying: “Good to see you again Dr. Andy. I’m so glad we’re meeting in person this semester!” Ask me if I love my work... ![]() Why couldn’t TikTok have videos like this? ![]() My date for Halloween this year has been decided. ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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She's saying: "Really Andy, what did you have in mind?"
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It's "Dr. Andy's" great-grandfather!
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Today I got an email from Cisco WebEx telling me I can now upload a "blurred background" to use during meetings.
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My accountant apparently has her own TikTok page.
![]() She's saying: "You haven't done your taxes yet Andy, you naughty boy..." ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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Military and Law Enforcement. "Future Wife" edition.
![]() She’s saying: “Andy you’re under arrest! Looks like I’m gonna have to take you downtown... To my place. ![]() “Since you have repeatedly refused to cooperate with our demands. We have no choice but to use torture (giggle)...” ![]() “Andy. What do you mean ‘is that a Glock’? I know you. You were just checking out my ass...” ![]() “Well, since you asked. Yes I do plan on attaching these wires to your cock (giggle)...” ![]() “You don’t like me in uniform? I’ll just take it off then...” ![]() “Shit. He lied to me. That bastard IS married!” ![]() (A second take on the last one. I will need someone to take care of me in my old age oneday. ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:50 PM. |
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The "horse costume" seems to be working...
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Next week billionaire Jeff Bezos will fly into space on Blue Origin's New Shepard rocket. The price of a "ticket" was $28 million USD. "Dr. Andy" doesn't have that much extra cash laying around so he had to opt out...
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