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Back to work tomorrow. Thank God... After this, I need to get off of the computer for a while.

Finally asked my wife what she thought about all of it. She said "what a weirdo." Then she wondered how he "consummated" his marriage.

Kondo (see previous post) is not the only one with an "imaginary" girlfriend or wife. Apparently it's fairly common. Here's some pics. That is him in bed with her in the last pic.

One man, 58, managed to meet a "real" 24 year old. I guess the doll must have built up his confidence or something.

(I noticed all of the men appear much older than their "partners." My favorite is the grey haired guy in the purple shirt. Dude, you wish... )

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You know I can’t let anything go. And It gets worse.

More pictures from Kondo’s wedding. Who am I to judge?

Also the first picture in the post above, second row, an English man married a plastic bride for the second time following failed relationships with real women (No! Can’t fucking be. Never would have guessed.) the Daily Star reported:

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(His) second marriage took place in the early days of March. The doll bride wore a wedding dress during a ceremony attended by (his) close friends. (My friends would have had me committed… )

The groom was happy but the bride “did not smile,” a guest said, according to Daily Star.

"I prefer my dolls than women living." (Note to Scotland Yard: watch out for this one.)

"This is my male instinct, to have so many beautiful women in my life as possible." (So is mine. But not rubber ones… )
She really does look sad… Sure there’s not some form of “AI” at work there? Christ, I’d be sad too. Maybe she’ll meet a nice “Chris Hemsworth” Thor doll?

Of course you guessed which one is my favorite? Tell me it wasn’t hard given the women I post on TLB. If my silicone friend possesses any “AI” I’m sure she’s thinking “I wish he was like 6’4”, in his 30’s, financially well off, and lived in Zionsville Indiana.”

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Was curious as how my "new friend" would do on the "age test." As you can see it thought she looked "27." Seems about right to me... This company must know what they're doing.

Sad to say I didn't really order her. Too hard to hide from my wife...

But I thought it quite interesting how close she came to looking like what I might describe as "the ideal woman." Even her 7" cock. In the story "Augmented Reality" I envisioned "Minka" my digital assistant and lover in the future looking something like this. Of course, that story is set many years from now so technology has progressed to the point where the interaction is "real." Unlike these dolls, Minka is a "self aware," "active" lover with emotions. Also society has become so fractured that almost all of us have no choice but to live with a "virtual" partner.

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I see my new “girlfriend” above has gotten at least a few views. Not surprised. After all she IS really cute… Still haven’t figured out how our “relationship” would work however. There are several “issues” that will need to be resolved first.

Explaining to my wife the almost $8,000 charge to our credit card? (Umm… Working late and ordering Domino’s? )

Keeping her hidden away. We live in a pretty big home. Five bedrooms. Almost 6,000 square feet plus a finished basement. Lots of places to hide. But you know my wife will discover her. You just know she will… (Thought about storing her in the utility room behind the furnace but I’m afraid she’ll melt. )

Suggesting a “threesome”? (No, No, and Hell No.) My wife would definitely invite her divorce attorney which would result in an undesired “foursome.” (Not a good idea… )

Taking her for a ride on my Harley. I don’t want her falling off the back and getting run over on a truck on I-65 to Chicago. Thought I could just handcuff her arms around me. But then I thought, do I need to buy her a leather jacket and pants? What about a helmet? Or could she just ride naked? She wouldn’t get cold… (Why do I feel like we are gonna get pulled over by the cops? )

A romantic dinner date at the “Eagles Nest” in downtown Indy. This might actually work. All I have to do is just strap her in the ‘Vette and head downtown, carry her across the parking garage, then up the glass elevator at the Hyatt. I’m sure they’ve seen weirder shit. As far as the dirty “looks” we will get from other diners… Well fuck them! She’s MY date! Mind your own goddam business… But still, I wonder what she will want to eat? Do I have to finish her Martini too? And what about booking a hotel room for later?

Finally, should I take her to my company’s “social events” and other activities? I’m not Elon Musk or a billionaire (eccentric or otherwise) so not sure I could get away with it. Some clients wouldn’t mind and would think it was cute and funny when I introduced her as “my mistress.” Others would be put off by it. Net result: Probably would be bad for business. How about the university where I teach? My students would think it was awesome. “Dr. Andy, he’s so hilarious…” The administration, not so much. Even Tenure would not prevent me from getting fired.

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Found this ad on CNN today. Don't know what "CBD" means? Thought it said "CBT." Guess I have a dirty mind...

The second picture is my wife. She's saying "Honey, it's just a little drop in the urethra. You'll love it..." (Then giggles).
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She’s 5’10” tall.

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Her picture got deleted by mistake so I'm reposting it. The "age test" said she looked "27." Perfect...

(I'm happily married to a real live woman but if I was on my own I'd much rather "marry" this doll than that anime hologram or some of the "plastic" women in the examples above. )
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"Damn. We just met for coffee yesterday. Should have known it was too soon to send him a pic of my tits."

"Yes, it IS small..."

"'Dr. Andy' is my favorite prof."

(The last pic. She needed help with her assignment. How could I refuse... Ask me if I love my work? )
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This picture was featured today in one of those "fake ads" on CNN. I swear the caption read "Born Before 1985? Can't get it up anymore? This will keep you hard for hours baby. We'll have lots of fun... giggle..."
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This whole “men marrying dolls” thing is the “gift that keeps on giving.”

He has been married nine (!) times to “plastic women.” Do you have to "file for divorce"? Does she get "alimony"? Tell me his new bride doesn’t actually look sad. I genuinely feel sorry for her. Really. In an interview he was quoted as saying he “prefers dolls to living women.” Hope the police are keeping their eye on him.

Can’t imagine why this fellow can’t get a date? Too bad “Craigslist” doesn’t allow personals anymore (or so I’ve heard).

And the last one is the 35 year old Japanese man who has been in the news lately for marrying his favorite “anime character” in a large ceremony attended by his friends and family. Surprisingly the “marriage” was not recognized legally. He's not bad looking and has a career. I read that he had had some bad experiences dating and was bullied by an older co-worker he had tried to ask out. Hope he meets someone real.
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Things could get interesting in the future as “sex robots” become more commonplace and develop “AI” capabilities. The following is from an article entitled “Sex Robots Could be Hacked to Murder People”

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Often these robots can be upwards of 200 pounds, and very strong. (Me: If she ever says “Hasta la vista, baby!” Run like hell…)

Once a robot is hacked, the hacker has full control and can issue instructions to the robot. The last thing you want is for a hacker to have control over one of these robots! (Me: Especially if it’s your “ex”… )

Once hacked they could absolutely be used to perform physical actions for an advantageous scenario or to cause damage. (Me: And the “safeword” has probably also been deleted… )
Not all of this is bad, however. I’m thinking the pretty robot with the creepy looking guy below (I've mentioned the "age difference" issue with these dolls before. He gives me a "stalker" vibe for some reason...) is saying “Get your hands off me asshole before I knock your fucking head off.”
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Was wondering if my “perception” of the guy grabbing the doll above was accurate? So I showed it to my wife. She said, “No. You’re right. He’s a creeper. I’m sure he tries that shit with “real” women too. And grabbing their ass. Although they probably tell him to fuck off.”

Since we were on this page I showed her “Michelle,” the Real Doll I configured.

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“Of course you did…”

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My "future wife" is back in another ad.

This time the caption reads "If you are a computer owner and aged over 50."

Didn't think she looked "over 20."

She appears frequently on the pages I visit. She must really like me. Will have to ask her out.
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Was going to put this in the "Divas" thread but Miley is also one of my "dream girls." So I thought this was OK.

She's "Mrs. Hemsworth" now. She and Liam were married last December in a private ceremony.

The first picture is her performing with Shawn Mendes "In My Blood" at this years Grammy awards.

The second picture is Miley performing at last years Grammy Award show.

And this is me with her backstage. You didn't know I was her date? Don't you ever follow TMZ?
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While we are on the subject of "dream girls" these two came up from Nashville again to visit me. We weren't expecting my wife to come back early from her nursing conference...

I found my ZR-1 in the driveway with "Tennessee" plates on it. Amazing how much stuff you can cram into one of those.

(You DO know I'm kidding don't you? Actually my wife is a big fan of all three singers and even went with me to see Hayley and Taylor. If Miley goes on tour again we will most likely go see her too.)
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Ashley Tisdale

(My nieces wanted to watch "High School Musical" with me last night. Forgot about that one--from 2006. They weren't born yet. Feeling very old.

Both of them are off for "President's Day." I of course still have to "go to school" and meet with clients.

Unlike most of my favorites, Ashley and I really could have gone to High-School together. The last picture is from our date at Starbucks in Zionsville of course... damned paparazzi. )
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Since this is sort of a "dating" thread, I've posted many things related to dating and relationships here rather than other places. Most of it silly and dumb. One of the things I learned after I was divorced and started to get back into dating was that one needed an "attention grabbing" profile--maybe even a "makeover."

Guess a few years ago McDonalds thought Ronald needed a change to appeal to younger consumers, hence the "Millennial Makeover." Besides an image change, it involved among other things, references to "social media," "selfies," and "hashtags" because you know that's what millennial's are all about.

You can read the entire article here.

Anyway here's some pics of Ronald "post makeover." I don't see how any beautiful, successful, millennial woman could resist. In (both) my lines of work "millennials" and how to "target" them (to sell them shit) are discussed frequently. If you care about such things, the "millennial" generation originally was defined as those born between 1982-2000. Makes sense in light of the other "generations" since the early 1900's. Some sociologists place the beginning as far back as 1978-79. Only recently has it been "moved forward" as far as 1995-97. Mostly by marketers trying to sell more iPhones and "e-cigs" and other shit to kids. Forbes has been pushing this new definition for example. Tells me everything I need to know. Guess they already got their money out of the rest of us.

My youngest students were born in early 2001. My nieces were born in 2009 and 2010. They are part of "Generation Z," "the i Generation," "post millennials" or whatever you want to call them. At a faculty meeting last week we were forced to watch a presentation from an outside agency the university hired to help us recruit and retain students. One of the speakers said "We've moved on from millennial's..." There was laughter from the audience as most of my colleagues are in their mid 20's to early 40's.

But who knows... Maybe I really should think about retirement and the nursing home? Fuck, those "born before 1985" ads have convinced me to take out a "reverse mortgage" and install a "stairlift" in our home. Maybe join the AARP?

But back to Ronald. If I had only known, I would have worn this outfit to the Paramore concert last summer. Hayley I'm sure would have been overcome with lust and Taylor Swift would have invited me to her "island" like in her song "Ready for It?"

(Of course I'd eat at McDonalds all the time if their representative looked like the last three pictures. )
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Age. Does it matter? Many of the women we post on this site are much younger or sometimes older that most of us. So if you had a chance to date or be in a relationship with one would you go for it? I think its fine so as long as both partners are “over 18” and the relationship is consensual and not "arranged" or "coerced." I’ve seen plenty of “formulas,” “charts,” and “rules” regarding what is the “right” age. To me it’s all irrelevant. What matters only is how the two people involved feel about each other.

Many 20+ year age gaps (sometimes 30, 40, or more) can be found among celebrity couples. And often in real life. Typically in our society, it is the man who is older—but not always. More women appear to be dating “younger men” than ever before although I don’t have any data on it at the moment.

This is Hugh Hefner and his wife Crystal. Hefner passed away in 2017. He was approximately 60 years older than his spouse. To put it in perspective, my wife is three months younger than Crystal, or to look at it another way, when Hefner was my age Crystal wouldn’t be born for another 24 years! So it looks like I’m just gonna have to stick around a while to meet my “future wife.”

(Does this mean that Dove Cameron is too old for me then? )
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Thanks for letting me borrow it. Last night I drove it down to Tennessee and took Hayley out in it. She said she had "never been in a car like that before" and was glad I didn't bring the Corvette instead.
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In otaku culture, the term "waifu" refers to an anime girl whom a fan has taken a specific liking to. "Waifu" stems from the English word "wife" but is given a Japanese pronunciation. The counterpart word "husbando" for male characters has a similar use and origin.

According to a special Gatebox website, interested parties may submit their marriage registration for the company's recognition. The site even provides a marriage registration form to download, fill-up and submit.

Since anime fans typically have more than one waifu, Gatebox took this into consideration. They specifically mentioned that only one waifu could be registered. This means fans will really have to think long and hard on which waifu to officially tie the knot with.

Apart from registering for marriage, Gatebox also accepts job applications. Lucky applicants who get hired and have successfully registered their waifu marriage are entitled to receive a monthly stipend of 5,000 yen (US $60.65) on top of their salary. (Me: I'll try not to spend it all at Starbucks. )

To sweeten the deal, these new Gatebox employees could also take the day off to celebrate their waifu's birthday. Anime characters in Japan often have an official birthday which fans celebrate each year.

It's worth noting that Gatebox also happens to sell a product called Gatebox Virtual Home Robot. The device projects a small holographic image of an anime girl which responds to voice commands, such as the hologram artificial intelligence Joi featured in "Bladerunner 2049".

The characters act like virtual assistants which can turn on lights, appliances, play music and keep in contact with the owner through a smartphone app.
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The Ford LTD and Galaxy were also used by many law enforcement agencies including state highway patrols. A heavily modified 1971 Galaxy 500 with a four speed manual and 429 with dual carbs was featured in the Burt Reynolds movie “White Lightning” from 1973. I have seen this movie on TV several times. Jennifer Billingsley plays his girlfriend. They track down the evil sheriff and moonshiners who killed his brother. My favorite of his movies. Second is “The Longest Yard.” Worth watching.

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Station wagons - the mini-vans of the 50s through 70s. It was always an adventure to ride in the very rear seats when travelling along not so smooth highways.

Lucky was the teenager that could borrow dad's station wagon to take his girlfriend to the drive-in. There was lots of room in the back to stretch out.

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You're taking really good care of my 'hot wheels.' I think I'll leave the car with you until you find 3 more wheel covers. I'm glad to see you've got a proper door handle on the rear driver's side. I hope you can find one for the driver's door now. Oh, and don't forgot to repair the rip in the vinyl of the rear seat.
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No problem. Will do. Sorry... I think it must have been a sharp belt buckle or a stiletto heel.
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Of course Nicole Ferri is one of my "dream girls" and belongs here as much as anyone. I have posted many pictures of her in this thread and elsewhere on TLB. Nicole is 25 and was a finalist for "Miss Trans Argentina 2013."

(Now my translation may be off just a little but I'm sure in the last picture Nicole is saying "I want my friend Andy from the US to leave his wife and come to live with me in Argentina... )
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Decided to have surgery. Bet I'll get lots of dates now. Sold the ZR-1 and my 6,000 square foot home in Zionsville to pay for it. Fuck, who needs those things when you have a 20" dick?

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Decided to have surgery. Bet I'll get lots of dates now...
Well, I've gotten more views for the picture of me with a 20" cock than anything else I've posted in a while. It's starting to pay off as I've already met someone. She seems nice enough but I'm not sure this is my "future wife."

(What? You were expecting Hayley Williams? )
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God, this HAS to be better than the one above. From CNN, one of those "fake ads." Posted it before but somehow it got deleted.

I noticed a few things too...

She's really cute.

The way she's looking at me as I get on the plane. Shit, I didn't realize it was that obvious. Better try to hide it with my carry on bag.

Her very short uniform and the way she's sitting with her legs up.

The position of her right hand. Very suggestive. Maybe she's been playing with herself? Her cock maybe?

You know before this flight lands we are gonna be joining the "mile high" club...

(I hate flying. She must have sensed this because about an hour into the flight she joined me in the restroom. I took her from behind while jacking her off. It was awesome. We thought we had gotten away with it until all the passengers applauded. )
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Sometimes there's a good reason why a woman would not want to date a guy who is much older.

(At least Dove Cameron and I aren't that far apart in age. )
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Speaking of "Dream Girls" I had posted this pic a few months ago in the Divas thread. I had no idea where it was taken. Super cute. Figured it couldn't be Tennessee since I didn't think it got as cold as Indiana. Turns out I was wrong. According to Reddit, they're at Sweet CeCe's in Franklin, Tennessee. Coulda sworn they were at Fundaes in Zionsville taking me out on a date.
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Today’s favorite “fake ad” from CNN. She’s on Medicare???

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Spring Break. A lousy day here in Indiana. The only place on earth where you can have both a blizzard and a tornado in the same day.

So with no place to go, that leaves me with too much time on my hands…

Was reading more about this “man marries anime character” thing thinking about how silly it was, then suddenly I found one I liked

Her name is Misa Amane and she was “born” in either 1984, 1986, or 1987 (depending on who you ask) so she would be the perfect age for me.

As you can see from the picture “Misa” does indeed appear “older” than the others and I think is sorta hot.

Still don’t think I’d marry a cartoon character under any circumstances (I’d never live it down with my friends, it would ruin my career, and my real wife would kill me… ).

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Found this as well. What would I say?

"Sorry Hayley. I got pulled over at the Kentucky/Indiana border on my way down here."
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But I might be onto something. According to "Wikipedia" Misa was born on December 25, 1984.

Now if I can only get my wife to go along with this...

(Probably have a better chance of her letting Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift move in with us... )
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This “man/anime” thing is intriguing. Was reading more about these marriages in Japan last night. It is much more widespread than I thought. It is, as I said in an earlier post, “the gift that keeps on giving.” Like, I’m wondering what you would talk about on your first date?

Me: “Misa, how do you like this place? This is one of Indy’s top restaurants. What would you like to order? Waiter! Two martinis please. Grey Goose. Extra dry. One olive. By the way, ever listen to Paramore? I think they’re awesome. I've been a fan since 2007 and Riot!. I love Hayley’s voice. She’s my favorite singer. And she’s so beautiful. You remind me of her. Especially your eyes and smile. I hope it’s OK that I said that…”

Misa:

Me: “What kind of music DO you listen to? Metal? Rap? Pop? Emo? Jazz? Funk? Dance? Classical?”

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Me: “Misa, I’ve really enjoyed meeting you. Hope you had a good time this evening. By the way, want another drink?”

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Me: “Misa, your eyes are so beautiful. God, I just want to get lost in them forever… ”

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Me: “Misa, I want to take you home, tie you to my bed, slowly remove your clothes, then go down on you for hours until you are driven wild from pleasure, then fuck you silly until we are both spent, then just lie there cuddled up together. Tomorrow morning I’ll make you breakfast and we’ll spend the whole day just hanging out. Maybe later we can go for a walk in the woods near my house.”

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Me: “Misa, I have this client that’s being unreasonable. We promised him a report on his target demographic by the end of the month, but he says he wants it this week. You know that we will have to cancel our trip to that resort casino in southern Indiana. Sorry sweetie. I know how much you were looking forward to it. I was planning to ride the Harley. I’ll make it up to you. I promise.”

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Me: “Misa, I love you but sometimes I feel that we just don’t communicate. I mean I want to know what you think about stuff. You’re everything to me. Misa???”

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Another one of those “Born Before 1985” ads. God, I love these... What are they thinking? The latest version says “Born before 1987.” Pretty soon they'll be saying "Born Before 2005." Yeah he looks like part of the "i Generation."

No wonder I can't get a date on here. Just too fucking old.. I guess I will be leaving TLB for good.

But I’m not the only one who finds these “fake ads” offensive. Novelist Christopher Fowler “calls them out” on his Twitter account.

Here are some of my favorite replies:

“WTF?!”

“I guess if you're over 33 this is what you look like, as decided by a 21 year-old 'creative' working in some provincial ad agency.”

“Well, on a Monday morning they might just have a point.”

“Jesus, my grandad was 92 when he died and he didn't look as raddled as that.”

“More like 1885.”

“The recession has been hard on all of us.”

(But I see my picture above with the "20 inch" cock has generated more interest than anything I've posted recently. Fuck yeah! )
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I really like this "fake ad" better than the one above. When I first started teaching we dated for a long time then suddenly she moved away. Now I know what she's been up to all these years.

Anyway she got back in touch and said I could make enough money to retire in my 30's and come down there and live with her.

That is if I don't end up in jail first. Pretty sure all forms of Cannabis are illegal in Indiana (everything is illegal in Indiana ).

(The thing that bothers me most about those "Born Before 1985" ads like the one in the post before this one, is not so much the age thing but why do they keep using that picture of me without my permission? )
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That man who married an "anime" character is 35. His "wife" Hatsune Miku is perpetually 16 years old and has blue hair. He has been "inlove" with her for 10 years.

I also have been known to like women with "blue hair." However this one is 26.
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My "future wife" is featured in another one of those "ads" on CNN today.

Wasn't really even thinking about the jacket. I was however imagining she was naked underneath it...

(Always happy to see one of these "ads" that doesn't imply I'm like ninety fucking years old because I was born in the 80's. )
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SIBERIA – Russian men are choosing to spend their time with rubber women rather than real women.

In a trend that is growing across Russia, men are not pursuing women anymore for relationships, companionship or even sex. Instead they are purchasing rubber women and spending their leisure time with them, rather than trying to find a girlfriend.

“Russian women are too demanding, too difficult. It is much easier to go to the store, buy a girlfriend and be done with it,” said Viktor Kuchin, 29. (Me: You mean WalMart has them? )

It all started near the Ob reservoir (Ob Sea) in Novosibirsk, Siberia. Several men decided to hold a Rubber Woman Party, (Me: I couldn’t face my friends afterward… ) in which men were invited to come with their favorite rubber woman. “That was the best party we’ve had in Novosibirsk in ten years. The men talked about sports and business while the rubber women just stood in the corner. Later, everybody had sex with their rubber girlfriend. It was a perfect night.” (Me: Somehow I don’t think so… )

The women of Novosibirsk, the third largest Russian city after Moscow and St. Petersburg, are not amused. “Siberian men are shit,” said Anya Goddosky. “They think that by taking these rubber women to the beach and restaurants and on dates, that women will pay more attention to them. (Me: Yeah, to avoid them… ) But, we will not. They are clowns. And those rubber women are whores. Clowns and whores.” (Me: I don’t know how an “inanimate object” could be a whore. But these guys sure seem like clowns to me… )

(And to think all those years I wasted my time marrying two beautiful women in real life and then kept hoping I would meet someone on here before I got married for the second time. Shit. Instead, I could have been enjoying the last ten years with a “rubber girlfriend.” )
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It all started near the Ob reservoir (Ob Sea) in Novosibirsk, Siberia. Several men decided to hold a Rubber Woman Party, in which men were invited to come with their favorite rubber woman. “That was the best party we’ve had in Novosibirsk in ten years. The men talked about sports and business while the rubber women just stood in the corner. Later, everybody had sex with their rubber girlfriend. It was a perfect night.
Maybe someone can help me understand. I still don't get this "rubber girlfriend/plastic wife/anime character" thing...

Quite obviously their idea of a "perfect night" is very different from mine.

You know who this is by now I'm sure. All that's missing is a beautiful warm summer evening in Franklin, TN or maybe Zionsville, IN.

(She and her band made a muggy almost 100 degree night here in Indianapolis last July awesome. I can only imagine what an actual date with her would be like. Noticed her jacket. Looks like I should ride my Harley... )
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One trend I’ve noticed with these “man/doll” relationships is a vast “age difference.” I genuinely feel sorry for the Japanese man that married the anime character. Something is wrong. He clearly could find a human partner but he obviously suffers from extreme shyness and has been bullied by women acquaintances and co-workers whom he has attempted to ask out.

I have far less sympathy for some of the others. The man on the left has been married to plastic women nine (!) times and has made many misogynistic comments. He has said he “prefers dolls to living women.” Sounds like a real winner.

The second guy… Yeah dude, you wish. The sad thing is he is married, in his late 50’s (he looks older to me) and “sleeps” with his “rubber girlfriend” four times a week. Damn, that’s a lot of Viagra.

The third guy. Well I can’t imagine why he can’t get a date? I wonder what these guys do? Do their coworkers know? Do they even have jobs? Some are married. My wife would kill me if I ever brought one of these “dolls” home. I’m not sure this will become acceptable until the dolls are more like humans and we have all retreated into isolation. Sad. Right now they are, at best, very expensive (“Michelle” was almost $8,000) “masturbation” devices. I want a partner that is my best friend and lover, someone I can relate to, someone I can talk to. A real live "warm" living person I can snuggle up to at night. And when I get to be the age of most of these guys, someone who knows CPR and can dial 911 if I have a heart attach during sex.

(I know the one in the middle picture is thinking "How did I get stuck with this loser? I wish he was 6'4", in his 30's, financially well off, drove a black ZR-1, and lived in Zionsville. Shit I couldn't care less whether he's married or not..." )
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I always get these wrong... I thought she meant "CBT." She looks like she'd be into that.
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Shit. Just found this out today. I thought things were going really well between us too...

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A phony German “heiress” who lived as a Manhattan socialite by allegedly stealing from banks, credit card companies and her upper-crust friends threw a temper tantrum Friday because she didn’t want to wear jail clothes to court, her lawyer said.

Finally — at 11:30 a.m., two hours after the start of the regular session in Manhattan Supreme Court — Anna Sorokin appeared at the defense table, clad in black pants with a white button-down blouse, with the cuffs on both her blouse and pants rolled up.

Sorokin, 28, was also upset about the treatment she’s been getting on Rikers Island, her lawyer, Todd Spodek, said.

Sorokin’s issues held up the testimony of Ryan Salem, a City National Bank employee who — based on bogus financial information Sorokin allegedly provided — considered the young woman for a $22 million loan to open an event space on Park Ave. South.

Sorokin allegedly scored $275,000 from banks, credit card companies and other victims by playing the role of a wealthy socialite born into means.

Spodek, on cross-examination, grilled Salem about whether he was really ready to dispense that type of business loan on behalf of the then 25-year-old self-proclaimed trust-funder.

Sorokin is accused of reporting to the bank that she was worth as much as $60 million.
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I've long wanted to find a decent priced drum set that was made well enough so I wouldn't beat it to pieces. But I don't want to spend thousands on something that I will most likely suck at. Probably a large sized "Bonham/Led Zeppelin" kit with massive bass drum would be my best bet. Clear amber Vistalite just like his.

As I posted in the "Sing a Long" thread when I was 10 I talked my mom and dad into letting me get a drum set and start taking lessons after seeing "Wayne's World." That ended soon after as my mom finally tired of the noise coming from our basement.

Was on eBay this afternoon and this ad somehow caught my attention.

The drum featured is an old Ludwig tom tom from 1972 but I'm more interested in the girl featured in the ad. Is she the seller? She doesn't look 47. Maybe they're her grandfathers drums? I may just have to go down there and see what this is all about.
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Miley and Hayley both have numerous tattoos so I thought it would increase my chances with them if I got a few myself...

Somehow it didn't quite work out the way I'd hoped.
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I thought this was fake at first because it showed up in one of those CNN "ads" about "Youngest Female Billionaires." Of course I clicked on it...

But actually she's real! Her name is Marie Besnier Beauvalot a French Heiress worth over 5 billion dollars and my "future wife."
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