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Originally Posted by smc
I have two questions about this pizza.
1. Does the pizza get delivered by someone on a broomstick?
2. Who the hell gets pepperoni and bacon on a pizza?
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1. Really it should be delivered by a shady-looking-but-oddly-persuasive man who would promise you unlimited pizza if you just signed right here...
2. Maybe they were fresh out of
Virgin that night?
