Last Christmas some parents were outraged that the "Hatchimals" they bought their kids were allegedly saying "Fuck Me!"
Here's some toys from the past that look like they might have been pretty awesome...
You know that kid blowing glass is really making a bong. Look at his friend watching in anticipation. And I would have had lots of fun with an "Atomic Energy Lab" (nuking Detroit?) or "Magic Pistol." The last picture is one being tested today.