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Originally Posted by Natalie_J
1. Really it should be delivered by a shady-looking-but-oddly-persuasive man who would promise you unlimited pizza if you just signed right here...
2. Maybe they were fresh out of Virgin that night?  |
*knocks on Natalie's door*
Why hello there beautiful lady! How would you like a slice of heaven? It won't cost you very much, and it is simply divine.
