Testimonial
Dear Dr. Randolph,
I purchased my Woweee at a local porn shop with cash. I didn't want my wife to know about it. I wasn't able to check it out until yesterday when my wife went shopping. I took it out of the box and inserted the batteries according to the instructions. I noticed the warning about the red button. I must say it looks very nice and accurately duplicates the male appendage in every way and its sooo big! I finally got it fully inserted with plenty of the special lubricant as per the instructions.
As I was lying on the bed reading the instructions and holding the "Handy" controller, I suddenly sneezed and accidentally squeezed the red button. Well, what happened next was something else. My cock flew to attention and the sex surge felt like a tsunami was rising in me traveling up my spine and filling my head with a throbbing protracted orgasm. I was shaking all over as I shot cum all over the bed. That was the last I remember as I fainted dead away. The next thing I heard was my wife calling my name and saying, "my god what the hell have you been doing?"
It took a few moments for me to pull myself together. Then my wife said "what is that sticking out of your ass, it looks like the tail of a mouse? "No, no, I said, "That's the antenna". My wife stood up straight, put her hands on her hips and said, "OK, so have been having sex with a radio?" "Well not exactly" I said, "It's a Woweee" My wife looked at me with disbelief and said, "So it's a Woweee, is it, I think I will take it out of there and beat you over the head with it and give you a good owwee". "Wait, please let me explain" I said, "It's a great device for producing the most amazing organisms you could ever imagine." "Oh really" she said, "take it out of there, I want to try it". I gave it to her and told her how to use it and warned her about the red button. She started pushing the ICUM buttons in the beginner sequence and immediately became very excited. "Wow, this is great" she said, "This is better than your cock ever was". I then remembered that the Woweee only works if there is a prostate gland. I said to her, "I forgot to tell you that the Woweee only works when there is a prostate gland". She gave me a strange look, turned off the Woweee and took my hand and looked into my eyes and said, "I have kept it from you all these years but I had transsexual surgery before we were married I used to be a guy." I almost fainted again and then said, "Well my dear cute gurly shall we share this Woweee or shall I get you your own personal Woweee so we can have a Woweee party?" "Be sure to get plenty of batteries" she said.
Thanks,
Rodney and Darla
