Was jacking off to pictures of Bailey Jay when Cindy comes up from behind and says "You stupid 300 pound musclehead! I
knew you were beating off to pictures on the Internet behind my back."
"Ummm... I can explain baby."
"Yeah. Right. You lying fuck. It's that TLB site again isn't it? What you need is discipline."
Grabbing me by my hard cock Cindy pulls me out of the chair and kicks me in the groin. I fall to the floor doubled up in pain. Giggling, with all her weight Cindy crushes my balls with her high heels.
"God what an asshole. I don't know why I wasted my time with you. If I was bigger I'd beat your fat ass good. You better leave my stuff the fuck alone. I'll be back tomorrow to get everything."
Slamming the door behind her, Cindy walks out to her GT-R and I can hear the tires squeal as it roars off down the street."
(You don't really think I'm serious do you? 
)