I have always thought some of the things that were published on the "evils" of masturbation were hilarious. The sad thing is that this ignorant view of human sexuality promoted medical "cures" that caused real harm to young boys and girls.
BTW as a teenager my record was seven times in one day.
According to this picture, at 36, my "accomplishments" in life should be "vice and degeneracy" heading to "moral and physical wreck."