He only has eyes for you…
Tried to talk my wife into something like this for Christmas…
From 1926! Look at how Frosty is smiling. Bet that’s not a carrot down there…
Damn! It’s all of my “ex’s”...
God, the girl in the red dress and stockings.
Yes, he IS way too old for you…
She’s thinking “Shit. Never shoulda 'swiped right.' But his profile sounded so
hot...”
