Originally Posted by CreativeMind

LMAO! Wait, this is just TOO good to pass up!!!
"As less than a doctor, lawyer, or any other professional simply because she is an escort."

Melissa, I know you love to boast about what you do. I came to realize a while back that it's basically impossible to take anything you say serious simply because it's always just SO ridiculously "out there". But let me get this latest Melissa-ism straight: In terms of the working world... in terms of being recognized as a "professional"... NOW you are actually trying to rank being an escort side-by-side with being a DOCTOR???

Tell you what, let's run this one off, shall we?

To be a DOCTOR...

1) While everyone else is taking average High School classes,
you have to take A.P. (advanced placement) college level classes instead.
And you have to do well in them and then nail your SATs, scoring in the upper level,
to get yourself into a good Undergraduate College...

2) You then have to go through 4 years of Undergraduate College
(all the while making sure you still get nothing but TOP grades)...

3) You then have to pass the MCATS
(which are among the hardest exams on the face of the Earth)...

4) You then have to go through further years of Medical School...
(again making sure you get nothing but TOP grades)...

5) You then have to do Residency work at an established hospital,
working long and sleepless shifts around the clock...

And once you've done all of that and spent (on average these days) anywhere
between $225,000 to $250,000 just to get through the educational phase...

...Only then can you actually start doing your job, which is regarded by essentially every civilized culture in the world as one of the highest callings that any person could possibly pursue since your career is now centered on HELPING, PRESERVING, AND SAVING HUMAN LIVES.

Meanwhile, on the other end of the scale, to be an ESCORT...

...The ONLY job skill you need to know is how to lay in bed.
Which last time I checked, we all learned as infants.

So, you have GOT to be kidding me. In the most laughable moment yet, your king-sized ego is actually going to try and claim that being an escort ranks equal on the "professional" scale -- in terms of intellect, schooling, training and, perhaps most important of all, purpose in life -- to being a DOCTOR? You're actually going to try and claim that being an Escort deserves the same kind of "respect" from people you pass on the street as a DOCTOR?

You know, I had another post, but it will have to wait. That's because right now I can't see my keyboard and type because I'm wiping too many tears from my eyes from laughing sooooo hard over this one!