God, this HAS to be better than the one above. From CNN, one of those "fake ads." Posted it before but somehow it got deleted.
I noticed a few things too...
She's really cute.
The way she's looking at me as I get on the plane. Shit, I didn't realize it was that obvious. Better try to hide it with my carry on bag.
Her very short uniform and the way she's sitting with her legs up.
The position of her right hand. Very suggestive. Maybe she's been playing with herself? Her cock maybe?
You know before this flight lands we are gonna be joining the "mile high" club...
(I hate flying. She must have sensed this because about an hour into the flight she joined me in the restroom. I took her from behind while jacking her off. It was awesome. We thought we had gotten away with it until all the passengers applauded. 
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