[Jenae LaTorque]

Two nuns were taking a bath together to save money in the poor nunnery.

One nun said, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun replied, "Yes, it does."............................................ ...........

............Later the two nuns were riding their bikes down a cobblestone road.

The other nun said, "I've never come this way before."...............................

.............Later, as they passed a graveyard on the way home that night, a vampire appeared.

"Quick," said the first nun, "Show him your cross." The second nun raged, "Look buster, we have had a long day and

we aren't in the mood to take any crap off of you."