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From
Il mio nome ? Nessuno (1973) (Italian) original title
My Name Is Nobody a.k.a. Lonesome Gun (English/USA)
Mein Name ist Nobody (German) funniest version


Nobody (Terrance Hill): There was this little baby bird that fell from it?s tree in the cold of snow. It starts peeping, ?Pa peep! Pa peep!? as it was damn near freezing.
Along comes this cow. She looks down at the little bird and feels sorry for it. She raises her tail and? ?splah!?
?She drops a steaming hot cow pie right on top of it.
The little bird starts again? ?Pa peep! Pa peep!? Because it?s hungry.
Along comes a mean ole Coyote? It reachs down easy into the cow pie and picks the little bird up. He raises the little bird higher and brushes the dirt off him real nice.
And then? ?Gulp!? Swallows the little bird down all in one bite!
My grandfather says there is a moral to the story, but you have to figure it out for yourself?


At the end of the movie Jack Beauregard (Henry Fonda) figures out the moral of the fable.
Jack Beauregard: Folks that throw dirt on you aren?t always trying to hurt you, and folks that pull you out of a jam aren?t always trying to help you. But the main point is: when you?re up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut.