Not a joke, but it made me laugh. Can't remember where it came from.
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Two bored morgue attendants got the shock of their lives in Havana recently.
It seems they were playing chess late into their night shift. A corpse suddenly sat up, reached over and moved a bishop to Queen 7 establishing a checkmate. The brainy corpse then laid back down. Despite the efforts to revive it, it remained quite still.
In a magnanimous gesture the chess player, despite the fact there are no rules concerning a cadaver assisting with your game, decided the match a draw. Said his opponent of the corpse, "Sure he looked ugly, real ugly, but he sure looked like he knew what he was doing".
A candle light vigil was held for the anonymous stiff in honour of his brilliant strategy.