^ My god, Jodie, where's the romance? Where's the romance!?!?
But seriously, you make excellent points based on thoughtful analysis. Perhaps you'd like to join the research team I'm putting together. We could use your skills. It's been mentioned recently in other part of this site.
By the way, I'm just wondering: is there some kind of TS visiting nurse association (re: "have Ts's come over to look after you when you are ill")? If so, I'd like to become ill, STAT!