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Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

I am pierced in my left knee, my right shoulder and third nipple.

I think you should add "piercing eyes" to your list. I mean, jeez, just look at that avatar.

Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

I play lots of sport. Tiddlywinks, crazy golf and wanking to opera music are my favourites.

Watch out with that last one. If you don't use enough lotion, you're liable to get Maria Callas-ed hands.