An Islamist was seated next to an Australian and a Brit on a flight from London to Sydney,
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie and Brit asked for a rum and Coke each, which was brought and placed before them.
The flight attendant then asked the Islamist if he would like a drink.
The Islamist replied in disgust,
'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.'
The Aussie and the Brit then handed their drinks back to the attendant and said,
'Hey lady, us too. We didn't know there was a choice.'
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