[not2old]

This honey is the well-equipped Lola.

Sorry, but I had to add the following.
I'll never get another opportunity like this:

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
oh my Lola, la-la la-la Lola
La-la la-la Lola . . .
~ Lola by The Kinks 1970 ~

Yes, I know this song is older than many of our members.