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Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna
Yes you are. In fact, you're actually the only Puerto Rican in the whole world. You see, it's all just an elaborate hoax on you, all the other supposed 'Puerto Ricans' are actaully all actors from other countries, there's no such place as Puerto Rico, everyone's just playing a role, you're actually on an artificial island built by the US government out of the rubble of towns that used to be on route 66. After the new interstates were made they had to demolish them all and tipped the rubble in the sea. Then the whole 'Puerto Rico' gag was made up, basicly for a laugh, everyone else is in on it except you.
A similar thing is true of Alaska, it's actually just a film set in Canada, the US government made the whole thing up to try and reassure the American public that they still had some natural resources. All the Alaskan resources are brought from China, they also provide most of the cast to play the Alaskan people. Sarah Palin is actually played by two Chinese midgets in a suit.
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Okay, Anna, if this is true about Puerto Rico, explain to me why the island wasn't built in the Pacific Ocean rather than on the Atlantic side of the United States. After all, Route 66 winds from St. Louis, to Joplin, Missouri, and Oklahoma City (looks mighty pretty). You'll see Amarillo, Albuquerque, and Gallup, New Mexico, Flagstaff, Arizona, (don't forget) Winona, Kingman, Barstow, San Bernardino ...
Clearly, and if you were "hip to this kind of trip," you'd realize that the rubble should have been in the Pacific.
Of course, your explanation, so convincing except for the mistaken ocean, is much better than what I was going to write in response to Enoch Root's query, which was simply that the reason there are no other Puerto Ricans on this site is because, well, why would we wanna let Puerto Ricans on this site.
