1001 Reasons shemales are better than real girls
From my flatmate Michael:
{off the top of his head, unreal, cracked me up}
In football, shemales can explain the offside rule in football, to you
She can write her name in the snow
When you get caught wearing her underwear, she can't tell you off coz that would be hypocritical
She can give your bother shaving tips
You can get fuck without being gay
They are a perfect reason to have nothing to do with your family
If she doesn't have a Gender Recognition certificate {GRC}
she can't take half your shit when you break up [uk only]
If ever you need to get a heavy goods vehicle from A to B she's your man
{same for tight jar lids}
If your partner is ts you will get far more sympathy from the public at large
If your partner is ts you may get a discounted entry to the Wayout club [UK]
If ever your mates catch you with spunk on your chin, you can tell tell them its ok as its girls spunk
If your car gets stuck in the mud, she can get out & push
They are good as Morman repellent
You can steel her meds, grow tits & lactate over your mates down the pub
If she is a double leg amputee, she doesn't leave a snail trail everywhere
You won't have to worry about washing the fishy smell out of the duvet
If she says "suck my clit", you won't have to waste half an hour looking for it
No mythical G-spot to find, you just do her in the arse
When she transitions, you get to keep all her tools
You don't have to get her drunk to do her in the arse
You can always spice up dull dinner parties by saying your girl has a cock
You can make extra money by by renting her out to your mates
When you need time to yourself, just lock her in a room with an internet connection & a TVChix.com account
You don't need to carry her picture in your wallet, you can always find her card in a public phone box
You can boast to your mates that your girlfriend is in showbusiness
If they have any doubts send them the relevant URL to their Shemaleyum.com shoot.
If the shemaleyum shoot doesn't cut it, there's every chance she will be on "Americas most wanted"
If ever you need a guide for your trip to Rio...
And the number one reason:You can get fucked without being gay!
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